All 69 Songs by Elizabeth Morris of Allo Darlin’, Ranked

Photo credit: Aaron K.S. Jones

Note: I understand this is a very long article. If you are already an Allo Darlin’ sicko, you are encouraged to proceed! If you are a newbie to the band, you might want to finish the introduction and then advance to the top twenty and start there.

Elizabeth Morris Innset is the singer and songwriter for Allo Darlin’, a rather unsung indie pop band whose run from 2010 to 2014 makes them one of the very best bands of that period. Here, I’m going to be celebrating Morris’ songwriting by talking a little bit about all of her songs – not just with Allo Darlin’ but with Elva, some under her own name, and even a couple from predecessor The Darlings – and packaging it in a fun listicle form. My ambition is that one day Allo Darlin’ will be a more solid fixture in the indie rock canon. Maybe we can at least get them to, say, Rilo Kiley levels of notoriety.

Morris writes about friendship, England, Australia, Scandinavia (first Sweden, now Norway), photographs, beginnings, endings, the night sky, distance, reunion, Grease, Weezer, Paul Simon, and love: the falling in, the falling out, the long distance, the anxiety, the desperation, the rush of new romance, the warmth of forever.

Morris’ writing is the very best out there at inhabiting the entire spectrum of romantic emotion. She can knock you over with a line that seems so ordinary, getting so much mileage out of something like “I wanted to impress you.”

Morris told Clash Music in 2012, “Well, I’m not a very imaginative or clever songwriter. I have to write about things when they happen. My friend David Tattersall [of The Wave Pictures] can make up stories; everyone thinks he’s singing about something that’s happened to him, and he never has. He’s just a big liar!” Indeed, her music almost always reflects herself, her situation, her life.

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In 2005, Rockhampton native Elizabeth Morris abandoned her degree at the University of Queensland and took off for London. Soon after, she bought a ukulele from the Duke of Uke shop in Shoreditch. She’d been more accustomed to writing songs on guitar or piano, but the uke would quickly become her weapon of choice.

Morris formed The Darlings, and one night after a show, Camila Barboza and Thorsten Sideboard of DIY label WeePOP! approached her. They loved her song “Emily” and wanted to release it. They’d put it and two other recordings onto a three-inch CD-R. They made 120 of these, and put a different photo on each sleeve. They called it the Photo EP. It would be the only music The Darlings would release.

With The Darlings folding and the name being too common anyway (one source claims that another The Darlings sent a scary email), Morris began writing music as Elizabeth Darling, or more and more often as Allo Darlin’, which coworker and former Darlings bandmate Virginia Thorn suggested, according to The Quietus: “Oh, you should call yourself Allo Darlin’ because of all the market traders in Soho. Every day we’d walk past on the way to work and they’d say that to us.” Throughout 2008, Morris would post home demo recordings to her MySpace and her humble personal webpage.

In 2009, she was invited to contribute to a compilation of Bruce Springsteen covers, and Paul Rains joined her on guitar. Thorn introduced Morris to Rains and Mike Collins, both of the band Hexicon. They joined Allo Darlin’ as the guitarist and drummer, respectively, though they were still mostly focused on Hexicon. Meanwhile, Morris’ roommate had a brother who stayed on their floor after moving to London from Brisbane. Bill Botting, himself coming from a band called Polyvinyl and now joining Morris as a fellow transplant from Queensland, joined up as the bassist.

Around this time, Morris also joined Tender Trap, led by Amelia Fletcher of the seminal bands Talulah Gosh and Heavenly. “When Amelia got in touch and asked me to come and play I felt a bit excited, but other people around me were more excited,” Morris recalled to Penny Black Music, having not grown up with Talulah Gosh or Heavenly. (Talulah Gosh was named before the Go-Betweens album Tallulah that Allo Darlin’s “Tallulah” references.)

After laying down debut single “Henry Rollins Don’t Dance” for WeePOP!, Allo Darlin’ signed to Fortuna POP! (confusingly, no relationship to WeePOP!), and things progressed quickly. Morris told Clash Music: “We’d only been a band for three months, but Sean [Price, Fortuna POP! label head] said ‘you should make an album as soon as possible,’ and that’s what we did.”


“We didn’t really think that anyone was going to be hearing it. We thought it might get played at How Does It Feel [To Be Loved?] (a London nightclub that plays indie pop). That was my big ambition.” Allo Darlin’ was never big exactly (if a friend of mine has heard of them, it’s probably from me), but the band achieved enough buzz that they were huge relative to the band’s expectations. “We played the Big Top at End Of The Road [an annual music festival in southwest England] last year [in 2011], not really expecting anyone to be there. But Dan Mayfield went on stage to set up his violin, came back out and he was like, ‘Holy crap! There’s tons of people out there!’ We were like, ‘really?’ The tent was full, with about two thousand people. I was just shaking going on stage. I had no idea what to do or say, or how to act.”

It’s easy to hear why Allo Darlin’ caught on. Songs like “Dreaming,” “The Polaroid Song,” “Silver Dollars,” “If Loneliness Was Art,” and “My Heart Is A Drummer” all have a playful spring in their step. Their songs were giddy about young love, sounding like it hadn’t yet had time to complicate.

On their debut, Allo Darlin’s music would solidify as a keyboard-less, ukulele-driven flavor of indie pop. Some occasionally would call the music “twee” – in fact, Morris was moonlighting in a band led by perhaps the foremost twee pop stalwart, Amelia Fletcher – but that complicated label (Morris once called out a journalist for employing it) made less and less sense as the band’s run went on. Thanks to Rains, Allo Darlin’ is actually one of the great jangle pop bands.

Rains’ guitars jangled so beautifully, and his craft would be the defining musical characteristic through all eras of the band. Botting could sneak up on you with his work on the low end, often doing far more for a song than you might notice at first. Collins held things together, never drumming flashily but supporting the foreground elements just right and occasionally imbuing a song with the right sense of drama. Morris’ ukulele would anchor the emotional base of many of the band’s best songs, and her affecting voice is just the thing for anything she wrote, fitting a wounded vocal just as well as an excited one. Their sound would start quite small, but the band would demonstrate that they could sound big in a hurry.

Two years after their debut, Allo Darlin’ followed it up with Europe, a more polished and professional album that sounded much more expansive and more impressive. The sound and the subjects got bigger. It was startling to hear a band that had been so defined by their quaintness get truly ambitious, soundtracking Capricornia skies, northern lights, and stars and planets making their way.

Art: Paul Rains


In the next two years between albums, Morris released a solo EP of piano songs, and it was the first sign of a major upheaval in her world. Before Allo Darlin’ released their third album, We Come From The Same Place, Morris would leave the relationship she’d had throughout the band’s existence, and she would enter another with Ola Innset of Making Marks, a band who had opened for Allo Darlin’ a few times in 2012 and 2013. She married Innset and finally left London for Florence, Italy, where Innset was offered a PhD position at the European University Institute. We Come From The Same Place tackles these changes, and as a result is much more emotionally complicated – even fraught – than its predecessors.

Morris would release another solo EP a year later – this time trying her hand at political songs – but at the end of 2016, Allo Darlin’ released their Hymn On The 45 single and announced the end of the band. Allo Darlin’ was never the day job of its members, and other life developments, including children, were greater calls to the band members. As with Morris’ time in London, the moment had passed.

Morris’ only songs in the years from 2017 to 2024 would be the six she wrote for Elva, a project led by her and Innset. Innset’s contributions to Winter Sun are quite fun. Meanwhile, Morris’ songs for Elva are more calming and even folky than anything Allo Darlin’ had put out, and they exuded a sense of peace that her anxious Allo Darlin’ songs never did.

After conversations on Zoom during the pandemic, Allo Darlin’ announced reunion shows in 2023, and as they played more and more shows (please come to Minnesota!), they wound up writing a fourth album. Bright Nights is beautiful work. You can hear that everyone has calmed down a bit in the interim years, and everything – the playing, the writing, the production, and especially the arranging – sounds so confident. While I don’t regard it as highly as their first three, Bright Nights is certainly no disappointment. It’s so beautiful to hear more from this band, and I would love for them to continue on and make this feature obsolete.

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The bands covered herein do have some recordings that I haven’t listed here but would like to mention. First, there are the remaining songs from the major albums covered here. I left off the Botting-penned and Botting-sung “You Don’t Think Of Me At All” on Bright Nights. I mean no offense – I really like that song, his singing’s awesome on it and I would rank it somewhere around “Still Young” on this list – but I originally set out just looking at Morris’ writing and am sticking to that. I also really wanted to keep the funny number. I also just didn’t touch the songs on Winter Sun solely written by Innset and wouldn’t have really known at all how to place them on this list.

Then I also obviously didn’t list Allo Darlin’s covers. In order of release, those are: AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long,” “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” of Montreal’s “Du Og Meg,” Bruce Springsteen’s “Atlantic City,” Ramones’ “I Wanna Be Sedated,” The French’s “The Wu-Tang Clan,” The Go-Betweens’ “Dive For Your Memory,” The Just Joans’ “If You Don’t Pull,” and Eux Autres’ “City All To Himself.” Elizabeth Morris also covered The Wave Pictures’ “Sweetheart” herself.

And one final note before we get into it. A Wayback Machine snapshot of Morris’ website as Elizabeth Darling shows three songs that are not accounted for here: “Oh Virginia!,” “Oh No! Another Email From You!,” and “Nighty Night.” I have tried stupendously hard, and I cannot recover these recordings.

Elizabeth Morris had no idea how not “easy peasy” this would become.

Because they’re labeled as “home demos” and one might say they were never officially “released,” I suppose I’ll excuse their absence.

Tier 6: Inessential

69. “Dear Stephen Hawking”
from the Henry Rollins Don’t Dance EP

I dunno, man. The pan flutes and the lyrics are just cutesy in a way that I don’t get much out of. The backing track would probably serve a deeper song well, but here it exacerbates the problem. This is the only Allo Darlin’ song that grates on me.

68. “Que Sera Sera” or “What Will Be Will Be”
from the Henry Rollins Don’t Dance Indietracks EP
later on Allo Darlin’

“What Will Be Will Be” is a pleasant enough comedown at the end of their stellar debut, but I’m not sure how the titular phrase – yet another instance of Morris’ early career reference habit – actually relates to the romantic ease and comfort depicted in the song. And I’m not sure “it’s easy like taking candy from a baby” is an elegant enough fit.

67. “Silver Swans In NYC”
from the 12 Days of Christmas: A Cavalcade of Christmas Classics compilation


“Silver Swans In NYC” isn’t bad, though she’s written better songs about being torn between staying home with a lover and going back to be with family for the holidays. But it’s one of her least dynamic and most forgettable songs. I’m sure there are quite a few fans who don’t know about this one, so maybe that hiddenness could earn it some goodwill.

66. “I Need Love”
from Winter Sun

It’s pretty, but while Morris has done a lot with some otherwise unremarkable words, it’s usually with some punch. Leaning into and holding “I need love” like she does here just doesn’t do the trick. I dig the arrangement, but I don’t think the song gets there. “I Need Love” works better as a transitional moment on the album than as its own piece of music.

65. “Woody Allen”
from Allo Darlin’

Unfortunately, Morris’ early penchant for reference has done her in here. “Woody Allen” is a fun piece of music that, while in some danger of getting too cutesy, doesn’t overstay its welcome, and the idea of a couple wondering who might play them in a film and disagreeing is actually rather compelling.

But!

For obvious reasons, it’s hard to fully indulge in this one. There’s some weird stuff out there about Ingmar Bergman, too. But Max von Sydow seems okay.

RIP Diane Keaton, so cerebral was she, she ran away from any romance.

64. “My Sweet Friend”
from Europe

If Allo Darlin’ have one major shortcoming, it’s that they struggle to close their albums strongly. It’s like they choose a song to gently play over the credits. “My Sweet Friend” sounds great, feels great, and is warm to the touch but pleasing like your head hitting a cool pillow. But it lacks the extra heft and charge of their better songs. When it comes to records about records holding memories, I get more from that dog.

63. “Will You Please Spend New Years With Me?”
from the Merry Christmas From Allo Darlin’ EP
later on The Polaroid Song single

The whistling bit sounds quite pretty, but once I heard “Anyone Else But You” in this one – Juno hype was around a year old when this EP came out in December ’08 – it was all I could hear. But I’ll still throw it on the jumbo playlist I trot out a couple times a year to soundtrack The Yule Log.

Tier 5: Quite Good

62. “Leaves In The Spring”
from Bright Nights

“Leaves In The Spring,” a light but welcoming intro for the band’s great return, catches parents in a moment of bliss, the sunlight for their own little leaves in the spring. Morris also notices that time is passing for them. Her voice is a little lower, a little fuller, and she understands that: “And stones smooth in my pocket like bones/I’m not afraid when I’m with you/Though we are getting older and we know it.”

61. “Dreaming With Our Feet”
from the Tailwind / Dreaming With Our Feet single
later on Winter Sun
by Elva


This is actually a perfectly lovely song, wouldn’t change a thing. I just get less from Morris when she’s portraying totally unbothered contentment. In the other times she’s been in that mode, there’s a tad bit more going on.

60. “When You Were Mine”
from the Capricornia single


“When You Were Mine” – bold to stick a song with that name – is fun and fine, but it can feel like you’re listening to the same guitar line ad nauseam. The highlight is Morris’ “oo”s on the refrain, which break things up a bit, but “When You Were Mine” is very apparently a song by a fully locked-in band that nevertheless was obviously not good enough to make the album.

59. “Golden Age”
from the Northern Lights single


“Golden Age” feels more complete than fellow Europe B-side “When You Were Mine,” and it even strives for the kind of grandeur found in the songs that actually did make the album. Morris also works a bit harder to set the scene, feeling sorry, watching Singing In The Rain. There’s a jukebox playing “Hazey Jane II.” But the stride it builds to just pales in the shadow of “Northern Lights” or “Still Young.”

58. “Anything You Want”
from the Photo EP
by The Darlings

The very first song on the very first EP, “Anything You Want” sounds startlingly close to how Allo Darlin’ would three years later, and there are some additional elements (the mandolin solo, the vocal harmonies) that I really flip for.

57. “Another Year”
from We Come From The Same Place

In “Another Year,” we feel Morris’ anxiety building as she’s on the plane bound for Florence, preparing to leave her old life behind. “Will it be worth the pain? What if my heart breaks up again?” she wonders. For a newlywed, she had gotten out of a previous relationship pretty recently, and she’d been grappling with that transition in many of her songs since.

“In another year, we won’t be alone.”

“Another Year” isn’t as deep or dynamic as the other songs on We Come From The Same Place, but it’s a mantra. It’s not as satisfying or emotional of a resolution as “Crickets In The Rain” might have been, but it’s a song to carry you forward into whatever you have next and a reminder that you need to keep going. Maybe that’s the right ending.

Indeed, in another year – around the time this album was released – they wouldn’t be alone. In twelve another years, even.

56. “Dear John”
from the 7777777 EP

The shortest ever Allo Darlin’ song is a romp from the perspective of John’s former teenage crush (“I get the idea that I’m a disappointment”). Now that they’re grown, John’s turned the tables and pretends she doesn’t exist. It’s not a lot, but “Dear John” is a zippy number that finds Allo Darlin’ at their most Belle & Sebastian.

55. “Heartbeat Chilli”
from the Henry Rollins Don’t Dance Indietracks EP
later on the Henry Rollins Don’t Dance EP
and Allo Darlin’

Morris would go on to write many greater love songs (partly because she would actually write real choruses), but imbuing such longing and affection into quiet moments in the kitchen and by the pool is an early exhibition of her best qualities as a songwriter. “Heartbeat Chilli”‘s tenderness makes it one of her stronger efforts from before the Allo Darlin’ album cycle.

54. “Slow Motion”
from Bright Nights

After reading Lucinda Williams’ Don’t Tell Anybody The Secrets I Told You, Morris decided to write a song telling a very simple, straightforward story. In “Slow Motion,” she recalls a car accident she experienced while pregnant with her second daughter, with her first in the backseat. “Slow Motion” is definitely not the type of song I think of when I’m in the mood for some Allo Darlin’, but its detail is surprisingly disarming, rendering the experiment a success. Best of all, “Slow Motion” harkens back to Morris’ songs featuring just her voice and her instrument, all by their lonesome.

53. “Stars”
from Bright Nights

“Stars” is just a pretty good song, but it’s brought alive by the weathered and experienced band. It takes on some weight, with visions of the desert – Morris’ second song featuring driving through the desert at night – supported by a monster slide guitar solo from Rains. Heather Larimer of Corvair – and formerly of Eux Autres, whose “City All To Himself” was covered by Allo Darlin’ – joins Morris on backup vocals.

52. “The Best I Can”
from the Bright Eyes single


Morris actually wanted this song on We Come From The Same Place, but at some juncture was “overruled.” It makes sense. “The Best I Can” is a rousing rocker, more determined and in control than anything that made the record, but even though it’s about falling in love, it lacks the emotional heft of every song that did make the cut. Still, it’s a charged up bit of defiance, like a smaller “Still Young.”

Somehow, this is the only song on this list I can’t give you any kind of link to. I had to use my tricks to get the mp3. You’re on your own.

51. “Heartbeat”
from We Come From The Same Place

Just “Heartbeat” this time, hold the Chilli. “Heartbeat” is actually like the flip to “Wonderland,” with Morris castigating herself after a missed opportunity. My favorite thing here is that “It’s possible that I was too much for you, baby/I was too used to being on my own, maybe” is not that impressive of a rhyme, but with her delivery it sure sounds like it is.

50. “Northern Waters”
from Bright Nights

Even as Bright Nights finds Morris in a more peaceful phase of her life, she still has a knack for placing her feelings against the backdrop of nature’s grandeur, particularly the waters of Scandinavia. Here, with one daughter already arrived and another on the way, she takes a solitary swim in the cold sea while quietly declaring her devotion to her incoming child. “I will love you ’til the end of time” is actually rather big relative to the types of emotional lines Morris usually builds her songs around. But what might come off a little cliché in romance just sounds right when it comes to children.

49. “Historic Times”
from the Athens EP
later on Bright Nights
by Elizabeth Morris, then Allo Darlin’

At a music festival in Padova, Morris watches the band of someone she used to love and notices that the singer is much thinner and much balder than she remembers. The moon hangs high above the Adriatic Sea. “Historic Times” paints a strong picture of that night and is bolstered by a strong refrain melody, but I’ve always felt unsure about where it ends up: “There is something I have to say/These are historic times/And I can feel the earth quake/With what we’ve left behind/And I don’t mind.” This is probably truer on the Athens EP in 2015. In 2025, when it was re-recorded for Bright Nights, I’m starting to think I might mind.

48. “Only Dust Behind”
from the 7777777 EP


Morris writes of a magical evening during the Christmas season, and her soft vocal lends it a sense of quiet awe. But the main attraction here is the melodic changeup Morris throws on “reflecting the Christmas light.”

Tier 4: Really Good

47. “S P A C E Christmas”
from the Merry Christmas From Allo Darlin’ EP


It’s funny to hear a Christmas song sound so small when so many of them are wrapped up in tradition, memory, and grand romance. “S P A C E Christmas” is concerned with low stakes gift-giving, but it grows into something a bit more when it reveals its true intentions: “I’m naturally competitive, I can’t help it/So I want my gift to be better than the ones from your old girlfriend/Just so you will know I’m better than the rest/Because, my darling, I love you the best.” Though the preoccupation with the ex is slightly unnerving, that’s a wildly relatable motivator for straining to find the perfect gift.

46. “Winter Sun”
from Winter Sun

Morris closes her eyes three times. First, she’s diving into the Mediterranean Sea. Next, all her friends are coming back to her. Finally, she’s in love and she’s on the run. Who does she want to be? “Winter Sun” is about missing the different phases of your life and allowing yourself to remember that they are beautiful, but reaffirming your love for where things are now. The image of a love “backlit by winter sun” is worthy of the album’s title, too.

45. “Shoe Box”
from the Optimism EP
by Elizabeth Morris

“Shoe Box” is a bit of a sequel to “The Polaroid Song,” but instead of photos fading or a preferred format being phased out, the photos lose their relevance and later memory itself eventually fails. It moves on a little too quickly from the box of pictures in the closet, but “Shoe Box” is another solid bit of pondering on the subject of memory, the fallibility thereof, and how we can ever really hope to capture it.

44. “The Season”
by Elizabeth Morris
from the Athens EP

Morris’ Christmas songs are frequently about people who are apart from each other, but “The Season” is a gorgeously sweet song about this happening out of neglect. Morris feels rotten that when she was just falling in love for the final time, she repaid her confidant by falling out of touch. With “The Season,” she reaches back out and puts it well enough and honestly enough that I have to imagine it was quite all right.

43. “Young Republic”
from the Optimism EP
by Elizabeth Morris

“These piano songs didn’t feel like Allo Darlin’ songs. Perhaps the reason why will be evident to you upon listening. They were written during a turbulent time, and have been floating around in my head ever since.”

Before following up Europe, Morris first released a solo collection that featured two songs she wrote on her great-great-great grandmother’s piano. I think the other three tracks on Optimism could probably pass for Allo Darlin’, but “Young Republic” in particular lacks the undercurrent of courage and, well, optimism that characterizes the band. Musically, “Young Republic” actually reminds me of “Canary” from Exile in Guyville. Even its most hopeful thoughts sound desperate, and the song refuses to resolve. It finds a sort of resolution on the next track, the one other piano song on this list. We will discuss that song much later.

42. “Bright Nights”
from Bright Nights


I imagine we’ll get more music from Allo Darlin’. But if “Bright Nights” is the new final note, it’s a satisfying one. It might be the most serene song on an album full of peace (Dan Mayfield’s violin really kills here), and it foregrounds the night sky in the way so many great Allo Darlin’ songs do. Like many songs from Winter Sun and Bright Nights, it emanates an almost redundant gratefulness for enduring love. Though it’s a humble song, Morris still throws a couple of haymakers. A musical family plays their instruments after storms and floods clear out all the houses. The second verse starts with “In the village, you hear the adhan.” Their finest album closer.

41. “Harbour In The Storm”
from Winter Sun

Written by a new parent, “Harbour In The Storm” is made more comforting because it’s honest about the parent’s limitations: “Sometimes life can be so hard/And I don’t know what it’s all for/I don’t know what it’s all for,” “It’s okay sometimes to feel unsure/And I feel that way quite often.”

I’ll be keeping this lullaby in my pocket.

40. “Australia”
from the Athens EP


Since 1991, Australia has held a policy of mandatory detention for asylum seekers, and in 2001 began a policy of processing asylum seekers offshore before allowing them to immigrate to Australia (this policy was paused in 2007 before resuming in 2012). Australia’s treatment of refugees is its biggest black mark in the international community and has long been one of the country’s most urgent and visible issues.

“This EP is something of an attempt to write political songs,” wrote Morris on the Bandcamp page for her Athens EP. She continues: “Australia was written in 10 minutes in response to Australia’s refugee policy.” Indeed, “Australia” sounds straightforward and raw almost to a fault. Just reading the lyric sheet, the thin metaphor doesn’t come off like a winner. But “Australia” is awesomely furious to the point of exasperation, and Ola Innset’s electric guitar colors that so effectively, playfully sliding into quick chord changes and just generally shredding. Morris sounds like she’s been so burned whenever she’s had hope for her home to get better. In the decade since, the situation in Australia has not significantly changed. In fact, it feels like it’s just spreading.

39. “Wanderlust”
from the Hymn On The 45 single


“I remember once it was wanderlust, now it’s people and not places I am missing,” Morris sighs. Where “Hymn On The 45” found victory in going kaputt, “Wanderlust” betrays the underlying sadness that a period of life is over, even if the band ever got back together. For eight years, a somber “I am missing” were the last words on any Allo Darlin’ track. Luckily, you can always go back and find the people that you’re missing, even if you’re continents apart now.

38. “Don’t Be Afraid”
from Winter Sun

Winter Sun can feel slight relative to the Allo Darlin’ albums, but “Don’t Be Afraid” steps up. Built around a strong melody – it reminds me a lot of an Old 97’s track, Murray-led deep cut “How Lovely All It Was” – “Don’t Be Afraid” booms and echoes like it was meant to climax a live show. Reminiscent of the worries on “Another Year,” “Believe me, there are things that are hard to say/Like I’m afraid now that I’ve found you, you will go away” is around the deepest we’ve gotten into Morris’ psyche, and despite her life seeming to be at its happiest, “Don’t Be Afraid” is just as tricky and thorny as her lowest points on We Come From The Same Place.

Tier 3: Essential

37. “Still Young”
from Europe

The second longest Elizabeth Morris song is a mini-epic. It’s a bit of a victim of sequencing – it’s hard to fully feel a second straight climactic moment right after “The Letter” – but taken on its own, “Still Young” is a mission statement, the most urgent song on an album usually unhurried in its search for beauty: “This expectation’s taken hold and pinned my back against the wall.” Botting’s backing vocal helps underscore that they’re really going for it here.

Four years later, they’d be done. Thirteen years later, they’d bring it back.

36. “Wannadies Christmas”
from the Merry Christmas From Allo Darlin’ EP

The finest song on Allo Darlin’s Christmas EP is unceremoniously tucked behind a cover of the always-wretched “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” so I’m not sure if they or many realize this is an early career highlight. As with many of the best Allo Darlin’ tracks, Morris longs for a lover who’s continents apart. When she’s back in Australia from the UK, she reverts to calling aubergine “eggplant” and pepper “capsicum.” She’s singing Wannadies’ “You And Me.” Call-and-response “oh no”s fall like gentle rain as she contemplates the time left until December.

35. “Romance And Adventure”
from the Romance And Adventure single
later on We Come From The Same Place


Born from a challenge by Rains for Morris to write a pop song in a minor key, “Romance And Adventure” is We Come From The Same Place‘s first single, perhaps because it was originally meant for a film soundtrack (I can’t find any mention of which). I’m really not sure about the choice to make this the lead single, but I do quite like that “Romance And Adventure” feels unique in their catalogue. I’m not sure how well “I saw you in the prism/Reeling against realism” would fit on any other Allo Darlin’ song. Like other songs on We Come From The Same Place, the song processes losing a lover, but this refrain ends unresolved and frustrated: “I’m just tired of being strong.”

34. “Cologne”
from the Cologne single
later on Bright Nights

“Cologne” is about yearning for homes past. Making coffee before the sun’s even risen on a Norwegian winter day, Morris yearns for a German spring where cathedral bells ring and revelers puke into bins. She even covets the brutal summer in Queensland. Morris breaks up the steady emotions for a second: “And yes, I know, it’s been a shitty year!”

“Cologne” is the most musically apt Allo Darlin’ song out there. Its guitar sound is as clean and clear as anything on Europe, but the tempo is slow and sure. It’s the sound of a band no longer on its ride, more concerned now with the long run.

33. “Emily”
from the Photo EP
by The Darlings

“Emily” is oodles of fun without being overly kitschy, recounting the relationship like a surefooted “Deja Vu” and taunting the titular villain like a playful “Amy.” “Emily” also introduces that essential Allo Darlinian theme of distance: “Is it because I’m far away, or is it because you can?” It’s astonishing that one of the first two songs Morris put out was this great.

32. “Tricky Questions”
from the Tricky Questions single
later on Bright Nights

“It felt so good to be alive” is a great repeated Morrisism, “I only thought of Leonard Cohen” a welcome return to her referential nature. Herein Morris rediscovers her passion amidst a smattering of beautiful images: a lover’s moon, moonlight shining upon smiling sculptures, apricot nectar running down a chin (this is somehow the second Allo Darlin’ song to use the word “apricot”). The first new Allo Darlin’ song in nine years, “Tricky Questions” is breezy and zippy the way Morris’ songs only ever were with the band, and it was encouragingly about rejuvenation.

31. “Wonderland”
from Europe

One of Europe‘s more beautiful songs thanks in no small part to one of Rains’ best outings, “Wonderland”‘s narrator is endlessly smitten after just one night, but the hints of hesitation and doubt keep things interesting. “But you were on your way to being left behind,” she sings before sadly repeating “left behind” twice more. It sounds like he doesn’t get left behind, but it’s only especially meaningful because of just how easily it could have fizzled out or never even happened in the first place.

30. “Northern Lights”
from Europe
later on the Northern Lights single

It’s rare, but occasionally Morris won’t complicate her narrator’s joy. “Northern Lights” is musical and lyrical exuberance, guitars rushing and swirling, jumping feet first through the snow. This is the year we’ll make it right!

29. “Henry Rollins Don’t Dance”
from the Henry Rollins Don’t Dance Indietracks EP (acoustic)
later on the Henry Rollins Don’t Dance EP


Dirty Dancing. Black Flag. Fugazi. Bad Religion. Misfits. ABBA. Grease. For whatever reason, Morris threw everything at the wall with “Henry Rollins Don’t Dance.” She’ll often slyly work in references to popular culture, and she’ll sometimes even do it obviously and indulgently. But “Henry Rollins Don’t Dance” is a smorgasbord, also employing Allo Darlin’s bounciest and horns-iest instrumental. Morris is all in on her punk rocker boyfriend but wishes that he’d dance for once, go where only eagles dare. The issue is resolved by, who else, ABBA. We envision the grumpy Henry raising his tiny fist to “Dancing Queen.” The song climaxes with a complete interpolation of “You’re The One That I Want,” even though Henry doesn’t even like the Grease megamix. One wonders if Morris tried to shoehorn in an ABBA song at the end instead.

“Henry Rollins Don’t Dance” was the first Allo Darlin’ single, and while it doesn’t have much to do with where they’d go (well, other than “Kiss Your Lips”), it remains one of their very most delightful moments. Romantic strife in Allo Darlin’s music would always be incredibly real, so it’s very charming to hear something so low stakes and cartoony.

It’s a tragedy that this didn’t get a music video. That would’ve went crazy.

28. “Girlfriend”
from the If Loneliness Was Art single


In the realm of songs where the narrator demands that she should be the subject’s girlfriend and he should ditch this other girl, this obviously falls short of “Call Your Girlfriend” or, uh, “Girlfriend.” It’s less confident, more pining. But the instrumental tells a different story. The drums build and start to triumphantly boom while Paul Rains’ guitar sets aside the jangle and uses more distortion than the band had employed to that point. Morris’ lyrics and vocal seem hopeful but unsure. But the song sure sounds confident, especially considering that Morris had this one bouncing around since the Myspace days.

27. “Angela”
from We Come From The Same Place

A song about just being there for a heartbroken friend, “Angela” builds around a groove more than Allo Darlin’ usually dare, with Botting’s bass carrying everything while Rains punctuates the chorus with a heartrending guitar part. Allo Darlin’s music is so preoccupied with the romantic, the potentially romantic, the formerly romantic that it’s nice to see a song that’s explicitly about platonic friendship, just being there for someone else. But at the same time, “Angela” takes on another dimension if you think that final couplet of the refrain is also directed inward. Does the narrator also lament she’s not him? Is she also facing the hardest thing we have to learn?

26. “Santa Maria Novella”
from We Come From The Same Place

Innset having just begun his PhD studies in Florence, Morris tries to calm his troubled mind with a walk around the town even if she feels like a tourist in her new home. She tries to cheer him up. They arrive at the great basilica, which has looked essentially the same for over 500 years. She likes the way it looks.

“Santa Maria Novella” deals with momentarily heavy emotions, but it reassuringly makes them feel low stakes while honoring their severity. The song is beautiful, calming, steady. And then it winds up into a classic Morrisism: “And I think you’re brave.”

25. “Bright Eyes”
from the Bright Eyes single
later on We Come From The Same Place

“Bright Eyes” is the most fun Allo Darlin’ song since “Kiss Your Lips.” Paul Rains takes a turn on lead vocals, and his duet with Morris creates a push-and-pull, are-they-or-aren’t-they dynamic among their characters. Rains seems a little tortured by the uncertainty – uncertainty that remains despite Morris going “to great lengths to tell me this is not a romance” – but Morris, with more control over the situationship, insists that he remain in the moment. The irresistible call and response chorus, among the catchiest things Morris has written, finds them landing on the same page, though the power is still with her: “Do you believe in fun?” “I surely do!” “Do you believe in love?” “I do if you ask me to!”

Morris insists this song has nothing to do with Conor Oberst’s band, and any musical connection might be more in the direction of Art Garfunkel’s “Bright Eyes.”

24. “You Still Send Me”
from the Dreaming single


One of Morris’ simplest songs, “You Still Send Me” simultaneously feels like one of her most anonymous and most immortal. A shattered song about the difficulty of getting over it, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d told me this was a cover of an old country standard. That’s probably helped by Rains’ slide guitar. Just like she does best, Morris wrings absolutely everything from a single, powerful phrase.

23. “My Love Will Bring You Home”
from the My Love Will Bring You Home single
later on Bright Nights

“My Love Will Bring You Home” is remarkable for its viciously effective execution. Collins and Botting lock the fuck in on the rhythm section, Rains brightens up the corners and delivers a sick but appropriate guitar solo. This all makes that chorus pop so hard, the song’s melodies maximized everywhere. This is her finest song that doesn’t depict love as something thrilling or just beginning, but as something warm, as an arrived-at destination.

22. “Darren”
from the Darren single


Darren Hayman, an English musician whose career has had many phases (check out Hefner’s “The Hymn for the Cigarettes” for his most notable song), was a friend and mentor to both Allo Darlin’ and The Wave Pictures before Allo Darlin’ dedicated this non-album single to him. Here, Morris depicts a young couple falling in love to his music. Maybe they’re willfully taking on the character of his music, but “Darren” is a total blast and about as rock and roll as Allo Darlin’ ever got. It’s the hidden gem in the band’s discography.

For the B-side, Allo Darlin’ covered Hayman’s 2009 song with The French, “The Wu-Tang Clan.” He would later record Morris’ Optimism EP.

21. “Let’s Go Swimming”
from Allo Darlin’

Early Allo Darlin’ had a bit of a problem converting on the slower songs, but “Let’s Go Swimming” was an early sign that they’d solved the riddle. As they’d do later on Europe, the band introduces a quiet, contemplative moment before the album’s emotional climax. It’s a song in awe of water and the natural world, sharing a moment with someone at Lake Vänern in Sweden and then later on a Queensland beach on the Coral Sea. In both cases, the folks back in England don’t know what to do with it. No other Allo Darlin’ shares quite the same feeling of quiet wonder you hear in “Let’s Go Swimming.”

Tier 2: Classic

20. “Athens”
from the Athens EP
later on the Athens single
and Winter Sun
by Elizabeth Morris, then Elva

In June 2015, as Greece was headed for a financial crisis, the Eurogroup proposed a series of austerity conditions for Greece to accept in exchange for a three year financial bailout. Two days later, Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras of the left wing party SYRIZA announced a nationwide referendum as to whether to accept the conditions, surprising the Eurogroup. This was perhaps Tsipras’ way of jostling for a better negotiating position by demonstrating that the people of Greece wouldn’t stand for the proposed measures.

One week later, despite most polls showing a close contest, over 60% voted to reject the conditions. But just three days later, Tsipras again asked the Eurogroup to consider a bailout, and barely a week after the referendum, his government agreed to terms roundly regarded as worse than those that were originally offered and rejected by the referendum. This was the first step in SYRIZA’s descent from a left wing party into a more typical center left party.

The Wikipedia “See also” section on the referendum is unsparing.

bruh.

“Athens was inspired by the events in Greece in the summer of 2015,” writes Morris on her Bandcamp. Some of the more effective political songs are written so you can’t run from their meaning, but here Morris doesn’t seem to sweat that you can listen to this one without knowing what SYRIZA is. It’s just a gorgeous, almost calming song about the final moments of being young and hopeful before that curdles somewhat. “In Exarchia hope is laced with dread.” Then “In Athens where we laid our heads and dreamed of bigger things/Something changed in me” is one of her most heartbreaking lines.

I prefer the version on Winter Sun, where the electric guitar swims alongside the verses, almost like on “Graceland.”

19. “Dreaming”
from the Dreaming single
later on Allo Darlin’

“Dreaming” expands the central demand from “Henry Rollins Don’t Dance,” but where that song was swimming in reference and irony, “Dreaming” demonstrated that Allo Darlin’ was now a more sincerely romantic enterprise. It’s not just about going out and losing it on a disco floor, it’s about the discomfort of freezing pavement evaporating with that feeling, with that person, finding yourself surprised by how happy you are.

Monster Bobby – probably best known as the founder and guitarist of girl group The Pipettes, co-writing songs like “Pull Shapes” – plays Morris’ opposite, lending his Johnny Cash-esque voice to make the most of the song’s country twang.

18. “Neil Armstrong”
from Europe


Europe brings up the sky and gazing toward it a few times, so it’s fitting that it kicks off by staring upward and pondering existence. If a hero comes in last, who is winning? They could name a star after you and you’d still be complaining. The night sky breeds so much uncertainty, and Morris uses that to ground sincere belief in someone else. And Allo Darlin’ was now disarmingly locked in for Europe, immediately taking on the tall task of musically evoking the mystery of the night sky and showing off in the outro.

17. “If Loneliness Was Art”
from The Polaroid Song single
later on Allo Darlin’
and the If Loneliness Was Art single
and the My Heart Is A Drummer single (acoustic)

“This situation has to change” is one of those simple phrases that Morris turns into everything. Here the situation is that the object of this song is a lonely boy who’s been lonely for a long time, with Morris invoking Just Joans to drive the point home. It needs to change because one fine day, she’s going to be his girl. Later, she clarifies that our passive Lonely Boy is actually going to do it himself: “one fine day, you’re gonna make me your girl.” Shalalalala.

16. “Europe”
from Europe
later on the Europe single


Along with the night sky and the heavens, one of the recurring themes of Europe is distance and reunion, first introduced on its title track. “Europe” quickly becomes distressed with the continent – the song stems from a time when Morris was unsure if she could stay in Europe, as her Visa was expiring – but its chorus is weirdly among the band’s most comforting. The hardship just “feels like we’ve made it.” This is life. This is living. And in an oeuvre not wanting for such lines, “Before this memory’s faded/You will ask again if this is really happening” is one of Morris’ most romantic.

15. “Silver Dollars”
from Allo Darlin’

Though it was just their first full length, Allo Darlin’ had already cut the most gorgeous song they’d ever put out. The friendly twinkle and glimmer of the guitars on “Silver Dollars” is probably the best instrumental flourish in their entire catalogue. “Silver Dollars” is about being broke but talking yourself out of it mattering for the love of music, be it listening to it or playing it. They play a show and only make enough for the cab ride back home. They burn scant spending money on a show where “this band is awful, but I like them an awful lot,” and she gets in an obscure reference to The Wave Pictures and another to The Smittens. Morris can sell her record collection. But she’d still be in debt. So why sweat it at all?

14. “History Lessons”
from We Come From The Same Place

Even moreso than “Tallulah,” “History Lessons” is the most dead-serious Allo Darlin’ has ever sounded. After battling through a fog of doubt and indecision, Morris comes to a clear conclusion, but doesn’t enjoy coming to it: “What came before doesn’t have to have been the best/Present becomes the past, you realize what you’ve missed.” Herein, “studying history” is actually a reckless act of looking at the past through rose-colored glasses, and rebel hearts must be contained from it. “History Lessons” is one of Morris’ very finest lyric sheets, expressing complex and knotty ideas with increasing intensity. “I can feel the weight, it’s strong” becomes “I can feel the weight, it’s so strong.” But in the end, she feels stronger letting go.

13. “The Polaroid Song”
from The Polaroid Song single
later on Allo Darlin’

“The Polaroid Song” isn’t just about memories but the feeling of young love, depicting a relatively young couple in a relatively young relationship trying to capture that feeling. It’s made all the more compelling when they realize their preferred method for doing so is finite. “We both looked so happy” turns into “will we still look happy?” Morris isn’t just contemplating the preservation of her instant photographs or even how her memories might come off differently in a more standard film. There is a looming sense that this feeling can’t last forever.

12. “Half Heart Necklace”
from We Come From The Same Place
later on the Half Heart Necklace single

Okay, the story here has some wrinkles that aren’t covered by the song. In 1998, when Elizabeth Morris was a pre-teen in the area, 14-year-old Rockhampton resident Natasha Ryan went missing, last seen when her mother dropped her off at school. Her body was never found, and the case ran cold. But local serial killer Leonard Fraser was charged with her murder, even confessing to it along with four other murder charges as part of a plea deal. On what would have been her seventeenth birthday, her family held a memorial service.

During Fraser’s 2003 trial, police raided a house on a tip and found Ryan very much alive, hiding in a cupboard. In fact, she had been living with her boyfriend Scott Black – 22 years old at the time of the disappearance… – and hiding in the cupboard whenever company was over. Ryan was able to attend her own murder trial and testify to the invalidity of witness testimony that she was seen speaking to Fraser before her disappearance.

In the end, Ryan was fined rather lightly for causing a false police investigation, and Black was fined more seriously for the same and given time for perjury. In 2008, the two married. They had four children. Last summer, Black reported Ryan missing one night, and she was later found dead on a golf course under non-suspicious circumstances. She was just 40.

“The girl in the cupboard” story spread far beyond Queensland, but it didn’t need to travel far for Morris, who wouldn’t leave Queensland for London until after Ryan had turned up. Built around the titular object as an allusion to Twin Peaks, “Half Heart Necklace” gets more striking when you know the background. “I look at you through the eyes of a child.” “We can go out walking when it gets dark” (Ryan did occasionally leave the house, but only at night). “So I’m telling you I want to share your name.” In “Half Heart Necklace,” we hear Ryan straining to believe her version of events, that her forbidden love is so real that it was worth all the trouble.

“Half Heart Necklace” rises to match her delusional conviction. With Rains’ furious guitar, it’s the band’s rockingest song excepting “Darren,” and it’s their punkest song excepting nothing. Rather than performing Ryan’s story to further hint towards its naïveté, they indulge in its unreality like the lights of Rockhampton really did spell H-E-L-L.

11. “Hymn On The 45”
from the Hymn On The 45 single

“I guess that they were right, I have never been a success in my life” is an absolutely brutal line in the context of a farewell single for your indie rock band. “Most bands have to stop actively recording and playing shows at some point, especially those like us who don’t have this as our day job,” reads their farewell post, which reassures us not to be sad, as the band was largely folding due to children and – there’s that theme again – distance.

But though this song does find its triumph, it’s hard to ignore what it works through to get there. Maybe this could have been their day job had Allo Darlin’ landed a deserved Best New Music or three. But musically, the song’s triumph is absolutely convincing. The organ sounds and choir make “Hymn On The 45” one of Allo Darlin’s most musically ambitious songs without it sounding overproduced. It’s also the longest song across all of Morris’ projects. You don’t notice.

10. “Kings And Queens”
from the 7777777 EP
later on We Come From The Same Place
and the Kings And Queens single


Inspired by a US show with The Wave Pictures, “Kings And Queens” is the best song where Morris just absolutely kills it at straightforward songwriting. The great example of Morris taking a single phrase and making it burst with meaning and emotion is “I wanted to impress you,” with a great assist from Rains’ guitar to give the moment the exact right amount of tenderness. A fairly common Allo Darlin’ song concept is Morris describing a night with such romance, and “Kings And Queens” is the master of these. “What we have, we know that they’ll never have.” “This is what it is to be young.” “You can’t imagine how happy it made me/To look out at the crowd and see you smile at me.” What a great note to finish it on.

9. “The Letter”
from Europe

Following Morris’ most desperate song, the relief and resolution in “The Letter” is so overwhelming that it’s hard not to hear the two songs as a diptych. Morris takes us downhill through Sweden and England before she reveals that, no, they’re not finished with each other. The “And if I told you/I was never cool/And all I wanted was just to have you/And when I see you/I will put my/Arm around you/It will be hard to let you go” climax is just the best, maybe the best example of her making her words real plain to hit with the most power. I was never cool! Man. Then you get the earned extended instrumental outro.

8. “Capricornia”
from the Capricornia single
later on Europe

I have often bristled at “Capricornia,” often begrudgingly respecting it but promoting many other songs on Europe above it. Its production is the slickest you’ll hear in any Allo Darlin’ song, with the guitars a hair too bright and the double-tracked vocals a bridge too far.

But where I previously thought that “Capricornia” fell short of the standards of the biggest single on the biggest album – arguably the Allo Darlin’ song – I’ve come completely around. Rains’ guitar tone now sounds immaculate. I can’t imagine Morris’ vocal any other way. I cling to so many lyrics: “Don’t you want to be someone? You’ve got to let it go,” “I have made promises too that I could never hold,” “and we will set the world to rights,” “and I keep having these dreams, and I.” It’s a gorgeous song about having moved on from home but finding yourself tethered back to it, a topic too appropriate for the Allo Darlin’ song.

Morris’ preferred sound for Europe was “somewhere between ‘A New England’ by Kirsty MacColl and ‘Cattle And Cane’ by The Go-Betweens.” She thinks “Capricornia” is the closest to achieving that vision, and I’d reckon she’s right.

7. “Crickets In The Rain”
from We Come From The Same Place

Eight years after leaving Queensland for London with no plan and changing the course of her life, Elizabeth Morris finally left. After leaving England, she would write five songs total for Allo Darlin’ before the band called it quits. There were many contributing factors, and it wasn’t just that the period in her life was over. But it was.

In “Crickets In The Rain,” Morris does her best to avoid sentimentality, forcing herself to look forward in the same way she’d done on “History Lessons.” But in being grateful for where she’s going, she allows herself to indulge a bit in memories. Among those memories is Crowded House’s “Weather With You,” a minor hit by the Australian-New Zealand band. Appropriately, the song did even better in England.

On “Crickets In The Rain,” Morris was feeling particularly literate. The chorus – one of her very best – ends with a paraphrase of a poem from Nayyirah Waheed’s salt., which was published about a year before this song’s release. At the time, Waheed was turning heads as an Instagram poet, something that sounded significantly less embarrassing at the time as that app was actually rather quaint in a way that’s hard to remember now.

Morris ends the song with a shout-out to Joan Didion, even closing with a paraphrase of the opening to her 1968 essay “Goodbye To All That” from her collection Slouching Towards Bethlehem. As Morris told Songs For Whoever‘s Tommy Juto, “It’s broadly about her leaving New York City after spending much of her twenties there, getting married and moving to California. It’s very beautiful. My situation seemed so similar.” “It’s easy to see where things begin/It is harder to see where they end” is the biggest and most rewarding emotional payoff to any song she’d ever write, and it kills me every time.

6. “Kiss Your Lips”
from Allo Darlin’

“Kiss Your Lips” manages to be the only song I can remember where the kiss is just a tad gross. He has cotton candy on his mouth? Fine. She has popcorn stuck between her teeth? Okay… She felt a bit sick? Oh. But the sweet and salty confection feels heavenly to them, and that’s really all that matters.

“Kiss Your Lips” also finds Morris again at her most indulgent in borrowing from her favorite music. She again goes to Grease, this time taking the chord progression and bah-bahs of “Summer Nights” (the best Grease song, FIGHT ME). She also sings along to the entirety of the chorus of Weezer’s “El Scorcho,” a song that’s Allo Darlinian enough that it’s disturbingly easy to imagine such a cover of it. It’s a mystery why Morris elected not to include the “goddamn, you half-Japanese girls!” part.

Somehow, Weezer and Grease beautifully roll together into a pop music Frankenstein’s monster about unsanitary kissing, and it becomes the band’s most charming song in a discography never wanting for charm, their very finest pop song. Though it should be much more popular than it is, maybe it’s for the best so they don’t have to figure out how to divide up the royalties.

5. “Some People Say”
from Europe
later on the Europe single (acoustic)

“Some People Say” depicts a mind carelessly and helplessly wandering, looking forward to a beautiful day with someone but not looking forward to what’s further ahead. Quietly, this is one of Allo Darlin’s best performances as a band. It’s a tricky tempo to nail, but everyone’s contributions are patient and humble, particularly Rains’ lap steel and Mayfield’s violin. On “Some People Say,” all the spices are just right.

“Some People Say” is Morris’ best piece of writing outright, wielding the stars and planets for a beautiful contemplation of what’s permanent and what’s temporary.

“And all I think of is where you are/And if you’re traveling, then how far/And when you listen to these songs/If you’re ever lonely.” Goodness gracious.

4. “We Come From The Same Place”
from We Come From The Same Place


“We Come From The Same Place” feels like Elizabeth Morris’ most important love song. The titular phrase’s importance, already underscored as the album’s title, feels so sacred with how brave she sounds to summon it – my ears always perk up at “I’m afraid I’ll fade away” – and then how firmly she repeats it. Even getting it out, she still hedges. It seems crazy. And it’s still just an idea she’s got.

And though guitarist Paul Rains would get his sole stint on lead vocals just two songs later, “We Come From The Same Place” is his finest moment in the band, a beautiful demonstration of what his guitar work really brings to the table, especially on the extended outro.

Tier 1: Immaculate

3. “Optimism”
from the Optimism EP
by Elizabeth Morris


While Morris’ songs are frequently racked with trepidation and anxiety, vulnerability is never the central character. In “Optimism,” Morris is discombobulated by hope and happiness, standing on the edge of a cliff knowing that she must do something about it. She wants to call up crying, she feels so happy she could die, she completely malfunctions from just a look in the eye.

As always, music is a guiding light for her. She feels extremes of emotion after a nightmare where Paul Simon dies and after a night out singing Weezer (or maybe just Buddy Holly himself, I’ve always assumed it was Weezer given the “El Scorcho” thing).

But “Optimism” is also laced with sadness. She remembers turning away with a twinge of regret. Maybe she can’t call after her Paul Simon nightmare. Just how distant are these memories of joy and closeness? How accessible are these feelings now? Is the refrain about her averted gaze, or is it about letting someone down?

“Optimism” is just incredible. It’s a song about veering between spilling over entirely and standing with trembling fists. It’s a gentle piano song so fragile you fear it will break in two at any moment, so it only makes sense it doesn’t survive to the three minute mark. Like many of the best Allo Darlin’ songs, it largely takes place at night, and is best experienced staring up into it.

(Friend of the site Brad Luen (on his old Medium site, but here’s his active must-sub Substack), in likely his craziest take, dubbed this song the best of the 2010s. In part, he writes, “one way to deal with a world that puts a question mark next to everything is to be utterly straightforward, and if that means admitting that underneath the social complications, our feelings are usually embarrassingly simple, so be it, I don’t care what they say about us anyway.” Perhaps the crystallization of this thought is what allowed him to tear down his shame enough to compare it favorably to “Right Here,” “River,” and “Temptation.” You don’t have to go that far, but can you really deny that he’s onto something?)

2. “My Heart Is A Drummer”
from Allo Darlin’
later on the My Heart Is A Drummer single

Allo Darlin’s finest piece of music is also their most triumphant, the bass and guitar and drums building expertly on top of Morris’ ukulele. But its meaning is somewhat elusive. It begins by creating an alternate ending to a wonderful David Berman poem, puzzlingly finishing with the titular declaration. Why does her jubilance sound so defiant? What is the nature of strength inside this three minute and seventeen second dimension?

Her counterpart makes her feel like apologizing for being so happy. But if the happiness is her strength, what’s his weakness? Is he too depressed or damaged to express the same? When Morris is irrepressibly giddy to get a call from him, her fingers twisting through the cord and her feet sliding up and down the wall, does she say that she knows that she’s stronger than you are to express understanding of personal limitation? It’s great to be strong, but maybe the implication behind being stronger isn’t necessarily a happy one. But “My Heart Is A Drummer” is a winning effort to get him to join her. It sure makes me want to slide my feet up and down the wall.

By the way, Morris’ endorsement of Graceland is easily the most meaningful endorsement of that album I’ve ever heard. It’s not allowed to be, but we know.

1. “Tallulah”
from The First Hangover Lounge Extended Play Record
later on Europe

This just knocks me flat every time.

Elizabeth Morris, alone with her ukulele, absolutely radiates longing and sadness, speaking out loud about the possibility for reunion but her mood betraying that she might think of such possibility like a dog dying in front of her.

Morris remembers an hour-ish long drive in the late summer from St Lucia, where she attended the University of Queensland, to Surfers Paradise on the Gold Coast. Windows were down for air con’, the door so hot her partner burned his arm. In a subsequent summer, she receives a letter from him wondering what could have been. Tragically, she hedges, giving us one of the most delightfully emotionally complicated lines I’ve ever heard: “So I sent you a postcard from Berlin/Of a fat man eating a sausage/It hid the fact I was hiding.”

The feelings are heavy and almost suffocating, and it’s a relief when good fortune seeps in. They find a bar with the Maytals on. While he’s searching for something to sing to – not listen to, sing to! – he finds the tape with Tallulah on, and that’s gotta be my favorite Go-Betweens album. It’s almost counterintuitive imagining a memory set to this worried song in which someone flips on “Right Here” and starts rocking out.

She thinks of the places they used to stay: St Kilda near Melbourne, Coolangatta on the Gold Coast, Bondi Beach and Coogee Bay near Sydney. She ends repeating almost mournfully: “And I wonder if you/Would want to go there with me/When I’m finished over here/If you’re not finished with me.”

“Tallulah” is about being emotionally tethered to the past despite having actually moved on. “And it’s been a long time since I’ve seen all my old friends/But I really love my new friends/I feel I’ve known them a long while.” Even when you move forward, you can be haunted so thoroughly and suddenly that your failures and dead ends in the past overshadow what you’ve been working on since.

And so the most gripping moment on a song packed with contenders is that bridge, crushed with anxiety not just about a potential reunion but that it may be all she ever has: “I’m wondering if I’ve already heard all the songs that’ll mean something” becoming “I’m wondering if I’ve already met all the people that’ll mean something.”

She had not. You haven’t, either.

Here is the Spotify playlist counting down this list. Unfortunately, a lot of songs are missing from Spotify, so mind that this playlist is missing:

69. “Dear Stephen Hawking”
58. “Anything You Want”
56. “Dear John”
52. “The Best I Can”
48. “Only Dust Behind”
45. “Shoe Box”
44. “The Season”
43. “Young Republic”
40. “Australia”
39. “Wanderlust”
36. “Wannadies Christmas”
33. “Emily”
29. “Henry Rollins Don’t Dance”
22. “Darren”
11. “Hymn On The 45”
3. “Optimism”

Yeah, almost a quarter of the songs featured here aren’t on this playlist. I’m really sorry, there’s nothing I can really do about that. A YouTube playlist might do better, but not so much better than I’m going to do that. I guess you’ll just have to scroll through this article again.

Further Listening

On the off chance that you come through this article jonesing for more, I have you covered, both with related materials and some recommendations.

There’s Morris’ work with Tender Trap. Check out their 2010 album Dansette Dansette, particularly “Do You Want A Boyfriend?” She also sings on Darren Hayman’s “I Know I Fucked Up” and “Elizabeth The First,” Simon Love’s “North Road,” and The Little Hands of Asphalt’s “No Reception.”

The other members of Allo Darlin’ have their other projects. Botting now does solo work as Bill Botting & The Two Drink Minimums and was half of Moustache of Insanity. I can’t find his old stuff from his pre-Allo band Polyvinyl. Collins has his own solo album and does a lot of production. Rains seems a bit mercenary, playing on records here and there. He’s played on Botting’s and Collins’ solo work, and he joined Tigercats after Allo Darlin’ had been playing with them for years. Rains and Collins come from Hexicon. Innset met Allo Darlin’ while in Making Marks, and he’s currently in Sunturns.

Allo Darlin’ had friends and contemporaries. They played with Tigercats, who Rains later joined. They played with The Wave Pictures a bunch and are big fans and great friends. They’re friends with Darren Hayman, who has made a lot of music. The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart were labelmates who caught a bit more buzz. Standard Fare share some sensibilities, and the bands would cross paths a few times. Morris references The Smittens, and they’re up the alley of any Allo Darlin’ fan. Allo Darlin’ also referenced and even covered Scottish band The Just Joans. Tender Trap’s Amelia Fletcher came from Talulah Gosh and then Heavenly, both influential indie pop bands. I also hear The Lucksmiths in Allo Darlin’.

The closest you’ll get to Allo Darlin’ is probably Camera Obscura, a band that peaks as high (gosh, I need an excuse to write about those two songs) as Allo Darlin’ but has a lower batting average. And I mean, there’s Belle & Sebastian, but you probably don’t need my help to get there. And it’s always a good idea to listen to more of The Go-Betweens. They might be the band that Morris is most reverent of.

I’ve also prepared this playlist of songs Morris references in her songs. Check that out here.

There is some great writing out there about Morris’ music. Just a couple of my favorites: Gareth Ware’s tribute to Allo Darlin’ upon their breakup at London In Stereo is awesome stuff, and of course there’s Robert Forster’s praise for their debut in The Monthly. I’ve put in the hours hoping that there will be even more.

The Clash’s Sandinista!: A Quantitative Analysis

Sandinista! isn’t the best Clash album, but it’s certainly the most fascinating. Despite being a Clash fan for so many years, I’ve never felt like I have a solid handle on it. I’ve also felt uncertain about its pecking order, apart from some obvious choice cuts and duds.

The Clash are my very favorite band, and each member – singer/guitarist Joe Strummer, guitarist/singer Mick Jones, bassist Paul Simonon, and drummer Topper Headon – are each individually among my very favorite musicians in their respective roles.

So in February, I finally embarked on a project that I’ve long envisioned – this article about Taylor Swift’s Lover was a sort of proof of concept – and asked a bunch of people to rank all 36 Sandinista! tracks. I received 35 ballots including my own, and this post details the results.

Thinking I could get away with the simple write-ups that I did for the Lover post was a mistake. I threw myself into my numerous Clash books, diving deeper into Sandinista! than I’ve ever dived into anything, and have ended up with a highly researched piece that blows past 20,000 words. Oops.

This post might have a bit more impact if, as I discovered after I began this project, Micajah Henley didn’t release a Sandinista! edition of the 33⅓ book series just last year, complete with similar data that he sourced from friends at the end of the book. The book is great, everyone go read it.

In his introduction, Henley writes: “Even die-hard Clash fans are typically split into two categories: those who believe Sandinista! is a masterpiece and those who think it’s an absolute mess that’s far too long.”

My position is, ¿por qué no los dos? I do prefer all three preceding Clash albums to Sandinista!, but while I think I’d regard a condensed version as a better album that might rival Give ‘Em Enough Rope or even their self-titled debut, I believe that the band’s legacy is incredibly well-served by the album being the way it is. I wouldn’t change history just to see another Clash album charge up the Acclaimed Music rankings, tempting though that may be.

However. I am a busy man. I do not always want to spend nearly two and a half hours with an album, especially when the album itself even seems to structurally concede that there’s a point at which it wouldn’t be offended if you decided you were done.

So I could do what a normal person might do. I could choose my favorite 12/15/20/24 songs and make a mix. Most sane people would take that route. But I love a consensus document.

The Clash released a condensed promotional LP called Sandinista Now! that contained only twelve songs (hereafter I will refer to anyone’s top twelve songs from this album as their Sandinista Now!), but Sandinista Now! isn’t terribly satisfying. Firstly, it overemphasizes the beginning of the album, keeping all five of the first songs. More importantly, it has some serious oversights, leaving out #10, #9, and even #7 from the ranked list below. If there was a more recent official release that abbreviated Sandinista!, I could imagine looking to that. But not only will that not happen, it sounds like a rather awful idea. And it just makes thematic sense that the true abbreviated Sandinista! would be built by the people.

Micajah Henley’s 33⅓ ends with Henley and eight friends and colleagues each listing out their own personal Sandinista Now! lists. Throughout this feature, I will be noting how many of these lists each song was included on. This whole feature is really an (unintentional) extension of that exercise, simply with more voters and getting all songs ranked rather than an unranked top twelve.

This post will count down the 36 songs from worst to best, as voted on by the people, and will end with a few playlists that attempt to satisfyingly abridge the album.

First, a couple of notes. The Clash actually recorded 38 songs for the album. There’s little Marcia Gallagher’s performance of “The Guns Of Brixton” from the end of “Broadway” (I actually had a request to include this on the ballot). And, in fact, the dub version of “The Crooked Beat” was its own separate thing, but instead was merely appended to the original. The band kept these recordings on the album while preserving the symmetry of six tracks on each side. I could have maybe asked about these, but I was already asking a lot of each voter. “The Guns Of Brixton” seemed too brief, and most people simply accept that “The Crooked Beat” has a dip in the middle.

Finally, the information herein can be broadly found in Keith Topping’s The Complete Clash, Micajah Henley’s 33⅓, Martin Popoff’s The Clash: All The Albums All The Songs, Kris Needs’ Joe Strummer And The Legend Of The Clash, Pat Gilbert’s Passion Is A Fashion: The Real Story Of The Clash, Chris Salewicz’s Redemption Song: The Ballad Of Joe Strummer, and The Clash’s The Clash (which I will helpfully refer to as “the Clash book”). I’ll explicitly note whenever I’m actually taking something from one of them. Keith Topping’s The Complete Clash, Pat Gilbert’s Passion Is A Fashion: The Real Story Of The Clash, and Micajah Henley’s 33⅓ were especially helpful.

The cartoons throughout are from the Sandinista! insert “The Armagideon Times No. 3,” art by Guardian cartoonist Steve Bell.

I can’t tell you what to do, but my recommended experience would be to go through this article, listen to each song from the album as it comes up, and to listen to songs in YouTube embeds. Use your best judgment about whether to spend time listening to linked songs, but it’s often worth at least briefly checking out what I’m linking to.


Sandinista!

For London Calling (to my ears, the greatest album of all time), the band wanted to make a double album, but label CBS wasn’t into it. CBS did, however, agree to their request to release a free single with the LP. They also agreed the single could be a twelve-inch, and after the band had prepared enough music, the label had to relent to release London Calling as a double album for the price of a traditional LP.

The Clash wanted to run this trick back with Sandinista!, except as a triple LP. But CBS insisted that to do this, the band would have to forego royalties on the first 200,000 copies sold (effectively all royalties). The band paid dearly for their magnanimity to their audience, but it must have felt good to give their fans so much music for so little money.

Sandinista! remains one of the only landmark triple albums, as there are few truly major triple albums outside of live albums and compilations. George Harrison’s All Things Must Pass, his 1970 album he released soon after his departure from The Beatles, was the first notable example. These days, a triple album requires three CDs rather than three LPs, and as such the only majorly notable examples since that transition are The Magnetic Fields’ 1999 69 Love Songs and Joanna Newsom’s 2010 Have One On Me. That these are the only four such albums so well-regarded is likely not just because of how rare the feat is, but because patience wears thin for lengthy albums. If you’re releasing three albums worth of material, you’d better have a good reason.

Following London Calling, the band hoped to release one single a month for a year, but when CBS wouldn’t release “Bankrobber,” that plan fell flat. After their US tour in March, the band was itching to record some music. They recorded a bit at Channel One Studios in Kingston and at Power Station in New York, both brief stays producing music that would eventually find its way onto Sandinista!, but their next move would reveal the way forward.

Sandinista! was essentially born from the band’s three week stay at Electric Lady Studios in New York City in April, 1980. There, the band would immerse themselves in American culture and politics and would collaborate with a wide cast of characters. There was Mikey Dread, their frequent show opener and their producer on “Bankrobber” who would do a large amount of production on the album. There was Mickey Gallagher, the keyboardist for Ian Dury And The Blockheads (a sort of punk-adjacent singles band) who was a vital player on London Calling and who would bring other Blockheads to these sessions: saxophonist Davey Payne and, very importantly, Norman Watt-Roy, filling in on bass for Paul Simonon while he was shooting a film.

Sandinista! was only partially written and recorded at Electric Lady, but those sessions in particular sound like they were special. The band’s three week stay was unplanned, and they spent long hours working. “We were in there for three whole weeks, day and night. I never went to a bar or a nightclub or anything,” Strummer recalled. “Every day we showed up and wrote phantasmagorical stuff.”1

As far as I can tell, every original word on Sandinista! (save for Tymon Dogg’s tune) is Joe Strummer’s. It’s likely other members chipped in lines here and there, but I can’t find any definitive proof. Even when Jones, Simonon, or even Headon picked up the mic, Strummer’s words were behind them. At Electric Lady, Strummer began the practice of holing up in his “spliff bunker,” an arrangement of road cases where he could seclude himself and write lyrics.

To Dread’s displeasure, the band took on production responsibilities, and this largely meant Mick Jones was producing. And while Strummer handled the lyrics, those were mostly turned into music by Jones.

Helen Cherry, who frequently accompanied Tymon Dogg, remembered: “I hadn’t realized what Mick was doing in The Clash, and I don’t think a lot of people did. But I was lucky enough to hear them record quite a lot of Sandinista!, and I was amazed to see that Mick was so much of an energy as a writer and an instrument player for The Clash.”2

Clash mixer Bill Price remembers the tenor of the Strummer/Jones dynamic at the time: “Their fights used to get really bad, and if they could maintain a musical relationship that was pretty much all that could be expected. Occasionally, it got so bad they couldn’t really even do that. If the musical relationship was intact, as far as the studio was concerned, we could work with that. Musical differences would escalate into political differences. The sound of a guitar note would grow until it represented capitalism for one of them and socialism for the other. It was never shouting matches. More like silences and withdrawals.” Price added that sometimes the two got along famously as well, and noted their dynamic “was best not poked at if you were working with them.”3

Also from Gilbert, Manager Peter Jenner recalls: “There was magic between Joe and Mick, a Lennon-McCartney thing. They complemented each other: the toughness Joe had and the musicality that Mick had. It was the friction between them that made everything interesting.”

With Strummer in his spliff bunker and Jones in the producer’s chair, Topper Headon also started contributing more. Though all writing was credited to “The Clash” as a unit (a new development from the previous Strummer/Jones paradigm), some sources include more detailed writing credits, and we can see that Headon earns a whole lot of them. Price remembers: “A lot of the songs were started as ideas by one or two people on bizarre instruments, quite a lot by Topper, actually. He’d wander over and find a marimba in the corner and play a little something which eventually became a song. That sort of thing. These ideas would grow. Topper would be raised into getting a drum track together, then every so often, miraculously, Joe would breeze in with a bit of paper and say, ‘I’ve got a few words to that,’ and before you knew it there was a song. Sometimes it would be re-recorded as a complete song with the whole band, and sometimes we’d carry on working with the original fragments. The whole process was made possible because Topper was such a fabulous musician.”4 This was all despite Headon’s worsening problems with addiction. Though he was getting less reliable, often not showing up at all, when he turned up, Headon’s musicianship and creative contributions were greater than ever.

When he returned to the fold, Paul Simonon also impressed. Headon recalls: “When I played with Norman Watt-Roy, he’d go off somewhere on the bass, I’d go off on the drums, and you sometimes didn’t know where you were. With Paul, he played so solidly you could just lock back in with him. I loved his bass playing.”5

British reviews of Sandinista! were brutal. The British music press had no patience for Sandinista!‘s self-indulgence, especially as they felt The Clash’s music was becoming too American. To this complaint, Strummer responded, “Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo? At least it hops and you can dance to it.”6

Maybe they had a point, though, because Stateside, Sandinista! was yet another critical success, winning the 1981 Pazz & Jop Critics Poll over X’s Wild Gift and Elvis Costello’s Trust.

Sandinista!‘s legacy is as the bloated follow-up to one of the consensus all-time great albums, but it’s so vast that it feels so unknown. Sandinista! has nearly 40% of The Clash’s total album tracks (I’m leaving out Cut The Crap in the denominator, admittedly), but it feels like there are gaping pockets of the album that even I, as a bit of a superfan, have not yet investigated. It’s not just that Sandinista! has a peculiar legacy. It’s that the album is a great mystery.

In making so much music in so many different styles, in forcing themselves to grow from the three furious chords that dominated their early music, it’s not just that The Clash carved out a place in the history books for this behemoth album. It’s that this behemoth album was further carving out theirs, even as their furious addition weighed the album down.

Jones once said, “I always thought of it as being a record for people who were on oil rigs or Arctic stations, and not able to get to record shops regularly. It gave them something to listen to, and you didn’t have to listen to it all in one go, you could dip in and out. Like a big book.”7


The Filler

It’s often said that All Things Must Pass was a triple LP because Harrison had held back just so much material with The Beatles, but the third LP, titled “Apple Jam,” is, well, filler. Your mileage may vary, of course, but it’s not really true to say that Harrison had three LPs worth of songs bursting out of him. But All Things‘ legacy as a triple likely helps it, even if the enjoyment per minute levels are likely considerably lessened.

Sandinista!‘s third LP is similar. It does have a few real songs (including some absolute winners that we will get to much later), but side six in particular is dominated by dub “versions” of prior Clash recordings.

Dub is an offshoot of reggae that began in the late sixties and was developed by legendary names like King Tubby and Lee “Scratch” Perry. By the mid-’70s, dub music would take on an echoey aesthetic that we see on Sandinista!, and most reggae singles would have a dub version of the single on the B-side. Though it’s often thought of as niche, dub music was a vital part in Jamaican music during the seventies.

The dub tracks get a tough rap, mostly rightly so, but while they bog down Sandinista! as an album, the band disappearing into a very specific crevasse of Jamaican music feels like a great legacy-add, a reminder of just how committed they are to spreading music that goes so far beyond punk rock. Sandinista! is all about that, but it’s never clearer than on their commitment to dub.

The depths of Sandinista!‘s third LP might be a little less engaging than Apple Jam. This tier largely focuses on the album’s sixth side, but we do get a few from the fifth and a couple from the sixth do make it a tad higher. But Strummer once said of the album’s sixth side: “Only bold men go there.”8


36. “Mensforth Hill”
mean: 31.6
33⅓: 0

Rated dead last on an astonishing fourteen ballots, “Mensforth Hill” is the least beloved song on the album. “Mensforth Hill” manages to be the worst in my dataset by any metric. Indeed, it was my own #36.

“Mensforth Hill” is essentially “Something About England” played backwards with a few more bells and whistles. It’s sometimes called The Clash’s “Revolution 9”Sandinista! is The Clash’s White Album, after all – but this is generous. “Revolution 9” is a bold swing, a pretty unforgettable experience that’s fun to talk about. “Mensforth Hill” is not really going to get any traction at your dinner party. And, following a couple of side five winners, it’s the first indication that Sandinista! is more or less out of gas.

Unlike the truer dub songs, Sandinista!‘s lyric booklet takes care to note that “Mensforth Hill” is an instrumental, then adds the note: “Title Theme From Forthcoming Serial.” I would love to be able to tell you about the existence of such a serial.

35. “Shepherds Delight”
mean: 30.4
33⅓: 1

Unsurprisingly, “Shepherds Delight” failed to engage our electorate. However, “Shepherd’s Delight” is the only song ranked lower than thirtieth to find its way onto any Sandinista Now! lists from Henley’s 33⅓. In fact, it’s Henley himself that includes it. His write-up of the, er, song doesn’t really try to make the case. Perhaps it’s just that any kind of Sandinista! without this kind of thing must be somewhat inauthentic and untrue. Fair.

Strangely, Sandinista! ends with two reinterpretations of songs from their debut LP. I have always personally yearned to unearth something satisfying from the triple’s finale, but this quiet dub over Simonon’s bass part from their stupendous cover of Junior Murvin’s “Police And Thieves” – some sources say it’s from “If Music Could Talk” or vice versa, but the bass lines don’t match so I don’t think so – never comes to life. Well, mostly. With about a minute to go, voices arrive: “Could it really happen?” “I hope not.” And then something horrible happens. Perhaps it’s a missile launching. Perhaps it’s a bomb exploding. We listen to it for the final minute of the album. All right, then.

“Shepherds Delight” was actually the first song recorded for Sandinista!, being recorded at the “Bankrobber” sessions with Mikey Dread.9

34. “Version Pardner”
mean: 30.4
33⅓: 0

Not a ton to say about “Version Pardner.” We are still in the middle of the five dub (or dub-adjacent) tracks on the album’s third LP, and while “Version Pardner” has beaten a couple of tracks, only one voter (of 35!) said it was their favorite of the six dub tracks. The most notable thing about “Version Pardner” is that it’s the longest of these dub tracks, adding thirty seconds to the already-too-long “Junco Pardner.” It also features the original vocals, starting and stopping them in a way that pleasingly reminds me of Neil Cicierega’s “Wndrwll.”

“Version Pardner” actually tied with “Sherpherds Delight,” but I gave the tie to “Version Pardner” because its 25th and 75th percentiles were each one better than those of “Shepherds Delight.”

33. “Junkie Slip”
mean: 29.6
33⅓: 0

Wait, a real song? Down here? We have a real song, folks! “Junkie Slip” breaks up the dub party. Indeed, “Junkie Slip” falls below one of the five from the third LP and decisively below another. Its mean is five full ranks worse than the next-nearest non-dub, non-remake track (see #29).

But “Junkie Slip” is fascinating. First, it’s a skiffle tune. The story of the American music scenes that led into rock and roll in the fifties are so enrapturing that I often forget that some kind of music had to have been popular across the pond in the fifties. The Brits were messing around with an old American genre, a poor man’s folk music called skiffle. I think what we were getting up to was cooler.

“Junkie Slip” is most notable because it is very likely about Headon’s heroin addiction. Headon was fucking up enormously enough that this not-particularly-subtle song was made and even gets into how he would sell his things to fund his addiction. The band managed for nearly two more years until they finally sacked Headon for his behavior, and the band would soon fall without that pillar. Interestingly, Headon is credited as a cowriter.

I don’t think the voters cared about all that. I think the voters just thought that Strummer yelping “junkie slip!!!” the way that he does is pretty annoying.

32. “Silicone On Sapphire”
mean: 28.6
33⅓: 0

Congratulations to “Silicone On Sapphire” for beating a real song. We are all very impressed. “Silicone On Sapphire” earns its place into the more-tolerated half of dub tracks, but it also earns the unfortunate distinction of being the one song that absolutely no one thought a ton of. Every other song here made some sicko’s top thirteen at least once. “Silicone On Sapphire” never made it better than anyone’s #17. Only two voters preferred it to the other five dub tracks.

Musically, this dub takes Sandinista! namesake “Washington Bullets” and sends into the future, or perhaps outer space. It sounds modestly neat. In The Complete Clash, Topping observes that “Silicone On Sapphire” could draw inspiration from Gary Numan, The Human League, or perhaps Hawkwind, contextualizing “Silicone On Sapphire” as The Clash’s take on a contemporary trend.

Throughout, Joe is mumbling some jargon about tech that is mercifully available on lyric websites. Ah, he’s saying things like “my prerogative is zero.”

“Silicone On Sapphire” is a bit of a Michael Ginsberg-style tech freakout named for silicon on sapphire, a semiconductor performance improvement technique. Hrm, “Silicone on Sapphire.” Do you think they were just mistaken and meant silicon, or do you think they were cracking a bit of a joke about cosmetic surgery? The answer is lost to history.

The Fluff

Thought it feels very safe to cut the material from the previous tier from an abbreviated Sandinista!, the next six songs, while still largely disposable, do have a bit more going on. Here we exhaust all but three tracks from the third LP and also get into the bottom three from the better-regarded first two.


31. “Living In Fame”
mean: 26.0
33⅓: 0

For reasons that elude me, #31 “Living In Fame” fared so much better than #32 “Silicone On Sapphire” that it deserves a line of demarcation to mark its superiority. Its mean is a full 2.6 better than that of “Silicone On Sapphire,” the largest gap in our results. Its mean is over 1.6 worse than that of our #30 song, the fourth largest gap in our results. “Living In Fame” is on an island and could be given its own tier. Perhaps it’s that there is a real song here, even if it’s rather weak and can’t break out of the failings of Sandinista!‘s dub material.

On this track, Mikey Dread actually adorns “If Music Could Talk” with a full vocal performance, though like on “If Music Could Talk” the vocal can kind of fade into the music. Dread is a prolific reggae and dub performer, producer, and radio host – his Dread At The Controls (also the name of one of his most notable songs) quickly became the Jamaica Broadcasting Corporation’s most popular program – who became friends with The Clash, opened many of their concerts, and produced their Sandinista!-adjacent single “Bankrobber.” After, his voice would find his way onto a ton of Sandinista!, and he’d later say that the label had unfairly deprived him of a producer credit for the album. Indeed, Dread produced large sections of Sandinista! and deserves both credit (and blame) for much of its sound.

Dread would keep making his own music – his 1982 track “Roots And Culture” is easily his most-streamed song – and would also collaborate with English reggae band UB40.

Here, Dread strangely takes his time with the mic to call out some of The Clash’s peers (especially 2 tone bands): The Selecter, The Specials, Madness, The Beat, The Blockheads, Sex Pistols, The Nipple Erectors, Generation X. All just to say that, in fact, The Clash are where it’s at. It’s honestly pretty weird.

The Nipple Erectors, often known as The Nips, were actually the first project of one Shane MacGowan, later of of Pogues fame. MacGowan was actually an early Clash superfan, and a photo in which he had a bloody ear at a 1976 concert of theirs resulted in cheeky headlines like “CANNIBALISM AT CLASH GIG.”


Generation X, fronted by Billy Idol, also included guitarist Tony James – who would go on to form Carbon/Silicon with Mick Jones in the 2000s – and former Clash drummer Terry Chimes.

Concerning songs the layman might be aware of, after the recording of “Living In Fame,” Generation X would go on to release “Dancing With Myself” – which would effectively launch Billy Idol’s solo career – and Madness would go on to release “Our House.”

Given that The Blockheads were name-checked and three of those guys played extensively on Sandinista!, these call-outs were likely all in good fun.

30. “Career Opportunities”
mean: 24.4
33⅓: 2

The very hardest thing about ranking Sandinista!, for me, was figuring out what to do with “Career Opportunities,” in which Mikey Gallagher’s boys Luke and Ben sing that song – in my estimation one of the band’s ten or so very best – from their debut album. The voters felt the same way, and “Career Opportunities” has the very highest standard deviation of any song here. Voters had it as high as #2 and as low as #36. Its middle 50% has a huge span from #16.5 all the way down to #33.

Gallagher remembers, “What happened was, I was doing Blockheads sessions from ten in the morning, until about nine at night, have a break, and then I would go up and do the sessions at Wessex with The Clash, and I would take my family up. The kids would sleep there and everything.”10

So, what to do with an inferior but charming version of a great song? First, let’s take stock. Gallagher’s harpsichord sounds deliriously gleeful, a pretty funny contrast to a song about the horrible reality that so many of us have to grow up to do things we don’t want. It, along with his children’s mini-choir, makes this sound like something parents might throw in the tape deck to get their two-year-old to settle down during a short drive. The most cynical Raffi song ever.

My favorite part of the original “Career Opportunities” goes “I hate the army and I hate the RAF/I don’t want to die fighting in the tropical heat/I hate the civil service boom/I won’t open letter bombs for you.” God, it’s so good. Here, they excise the former half entirely and change the latter to “I hate all of my school’s rules/They just think that I’m another fool.” Fair enough, but quite a downgrade.

Later in life, Ben and Luke Gallagher had a rock band called Little Mother. There’s scant information about the band, but they were signed to Island Records and put out an album called The Worry, on which Ben played guitar and Luke played bass. It’s hard to tell with how little information is out there, but it seems like Ben was their lead singer and songwriter. Their only release activity was in 1999.

I had “Career Opportunities” a bit higher than the mob, up at #25. My old shortened Sandinista! playlists would often include it, just to throw in a bit of the true Sandinista! experience.

29. “The Crooked Beat”
mean: 24.2
33⅓: 0

“The Crooked Beat” does not fare well. It manages to beat all of the third LP experiments, but I actually had “The Crooked Beat” below several of those, all the way down at #34. While the dubs don’t engage me much, “The Crooked Beat” is an active irritant. It’s also over five minutes, one of the longest songs on the entire album.

A pretty lazy take on British nursery rhyme “There Was A Crooked Man,” “The Crooked Beat” – Paul Simonon’s love letter to the reggae he listened to in his youth, Simonon was the one who had led The Clash into reggae – is enormously disappointing for anyone expecting Simonon’s next song after London Calling highlight “The Guns Of Brixton” to be similarly satisfying, or really of any value at all.

Simonon was actually away from the band for an acting role in something called Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains – in which Simonon plays a member of fictional band The Looters – so The Blockheads’ Norman Watt-Roy took over bass guitar duties on quite a few of the album’s best songs. Some have said that “The Crooked Beat” was an effort to get Simonon more royalties, with his only other writing credits on the album being “If Music Could Talk,” “Rebel Waltz,” “Broadway,” “Living In Fame,” “Career Opportunities,” and “Shepherds Delight.”

In a way, we still haven’t escaped the dub dredges of the album. Halfway in, Mikey dread announces: “Wahhhhh! It’s a bird, it’s a plane! No, it’s a dog-wise stylee!” And then “The Crooked Beat” repeats as a dub version of itself. No! Why!


28. “Version City”
mean: 24.0
33⅓: 1

“Version City” certainly has its fans, and that’s why it’s as high as it is. However, its median rank is strikingly low, lower than that of “The Crooked Beat,” “Career Opportunities,” and even “Living In Fame,” with its median ranking falling at #28.

“Version City” is a perfectly competent R&B-style track that seems to reference a great musical tradition that you can climb aboard, that all the great bluesmen have ridden. I’m all for the self-mythologizing Clash tracks and for them painting themselves as inheritors of the great musical tradition, but the ideas in “Version City” seem a little half-baked and half-hearted to me. “Version City” might deserve higher than #28, but it’s hard to justify it leapfrogging over many songs currently above it.

The song is largely about that train, which is merely at Version City. It’s hard to parse what exactly Version City itself signifies here. Notably, “version” commonly refers to dub tracks. It’s as if “Version City” is a fun introduction to the mad world of Sandinista!‘s sixth side. Now entering Version City. Perhaps they were merely out of gas by track 31, but maybe voters actually recoiled at “Version City”‘s announcement of what was still to come.


The highest vote for “Version City” is a #7 vote from one Noah Biasco who notes that he boosted it because it “invented” the beat that runs throughout LCD Soundsystem’s landmark 2002 single, “Losing My Edge.” It’s a pretty astute observation, as I’d never noticed and can’t really find mention of the similarity on the internet. The opening beat of “Version City” does actually resemble and predate the Casio “PT-30 Disco 2” demo track that “Losing My Edge” lifts its beat from (actually, “Version City” uses a different built-in demo from a keyboard. Optigan’s “Singing Rhythm” backs up the intro and outro). Whether the folks at Casio actually ever made it to side six of Sandinista! is anyone’s guess.

27. “One More Dub”
mean: 23.0
33⅓: 0

I wouldn’t call “One More Dub” “controversial,” exactly. While it has the poll’s fifth highest standard deviation and appears as high as #4 and as low as #35, I doubt it’ll start many arguments. It’s easy to see that while some might regard it as yet another indulgent, essentially lyric-free track that’s apiece with the end of the album, fifteen voters regard it as the best of the dub tracks, making it the overwhelming favorite. I had it at #22, making “One More Dub” one of the four tracks I think is most underrated by this list. But I’m not losing sleep with it at #27, either.

It’s easy to see why this dub track is the most well-received. “One More Time” is a showcase for drums and bass guitar – this is again Watt-Roy in place of Simonon – the way the other adapted songs just aren’t, creating a genuinely cool moment when the top of the song flies away and we’re just left with a bottom that would sound pretty great booming from a sound system.

26. “Look Here”
mean: 22.8
33⅓: 0

We’re done with the dubs now, but I think people can still sense the covers even if the songs aren’t all that famous. Sandinista! has three cover songs – we’ll get to one of them much later – but the other two, “Look Here” and another coming very soon, don’t figure high into the rankings of real songs.

Mose Allison was a jazz pianist notable for his use of blues, and his most enduring legacy might be that rock artists took notice. Most famously, The Who opens Live At Leeds (not the more common expanded editions, the six song original!) with his “Young Man Blues.”

Strummer had actually performed “Young Man Blues” with his earlier band The Vultures, but covering “Look Here,” from Allison’s 1964 album The World From Mose, was unsurprisingly Headon’s idea. Headon recalls of his 1977 audition for the band: “Mick, Joe and Paul hated funk and they hated jazz and anything that wasn’t punk. At the audition I went to there were five other drummers and they agreed with everything Mick, Joe or Paul said. When they asked me ‘What are your favorite drummers?’ I said Buddy Rich and Billy Cobham, giving all the wrong answers.”11

“Look Here” doesn’t take a sledgehammer to its source material like many Clash covers, but it certainly adds some juice. Headon’s drums in particular do way more than those on the original. Jones’ vocals are woozily multi-tracked. Mickey Gallagher lets himself go a little crazy on the keys. The tempo is up, adding some urgency to the Clash-like message of waking up and making the most of the moment. Still, even with the extra chug, “Look Here” probably could have better execution. I think all the playing is great, but the it could have gone a long way for the production to give it more muscle. And the vocal production probably works against the recording, making it sound less than confident, like a tacit acknowledgment that this is not Sandinista!‘s A-material.

The Stragglers

We’re finally getting into more legitimate territory here, but we’re not quite free. Before we get to the three wholly original Clash songs at #23-21, let’s take inventory of the contents of #36-24:

•3 dub tracks based on Clash original songs from Sandinista!
•1 dub track based on a cover song from Sandinista!
•1 dub track based on a cover song from a prior album
•1 remake of a Clash original song from a prior album
•1 dubbed reversal of a Clash original song from Sandinista!
•2 cover songs
•1 Clash original song stapled to a dub version of itself
•3 wholly original Clash songs

Golly. From #23 and on, it’s 22 wholly original Clash songs (one of which is actually a Clash original song stapled to a remake of a Clash original song from a prior album) and just one cover. We’re just about home free.


25. “Midnight Log”
mean: 21.8
33⅓: 0

Sandinista!‘s fourth side is just about its strongest, but something has to be the loser, and it’s “Midnight Log.” “Midnight Log” actually musters up a pretty fun rockabilly shuffle and has a pretty spiffy backing track in general, but I think Strummer’s vocal patterns make it sound like a throwaway. I’m not sure how many voters were scouring lyric sheets by track 20, but while they have a sort of Bob Dylan circa 1965 quality to them, that comparison just betrays that they’re not much. Evildoers are about, but the devil will collect the taxes they owe (Henley ventures that the title might refer to “the devil keeping track of his debtors”12). It’s hard to muster up a ton to say about “Midnight Log.” It doesn’t have anything too interesting bogging it down. Most voters just recognize it as a bit of a standard whiff. It happens.

24. “Junco Partner”
mean: 21.6
33⅓: 1

“Junco Partner” is a pretty quiet 24th place, though in 33⅓, Randal Doane selects it to his personal twelve track version of the album. Indeed, it was included in the original Sandinista Now! edition. Written by Bob Shad and first recorded by James Waynes in 1951, The Clash were actually inspired by James Booker’s 1976 recording of the song and in fact erroneously credited him as the writer when Sandinista! first released.

You can actually listen to a live recording of the song Strummer did with his pre-Clash band The 101ers.

Mikey Dread’s mitts are all over “Junco Partner” before it even could become “Version Pardner” with all its weird electronic sounds. This is also the only song The Clash got to record on their trip to Kingston for this album (more on that trip in a second), and for their efforts, they got to use the piano at the legendary Channel One Studios for the skank.

The problem with “Junco Partner” is that it’s too long. A number of Sandinista! tracks break five minutes, but the others are either more beloved, more substantial, or are tracks that repeat twice for no reason (see #29). Strummer actually puts in a great performance, probably one of his best on the album, but it’s just too long and too weird, especially next to the great songs on Sandinista!‘s awesome first side. Only twelve tracks were included on Sandinista Now!, and unfortunately “Junco Partner” did not earn its way in.

Notably, “Junco Partner” is the lowest-scoring song to appear on the promotional Sandinista Now! LP, though all five of the first tracks do.

23. “Kingston Advice”
mean: 20.8
33⅓: 0

All right. We are now really getting into it. I actually put “Kingston Advice” all the way up at #12. It’s the highest I ranked anything relative to this overall rank. The people generally did not agree, although the song has the seventh highest standard deviation. The middle fifty percent spans #13.5 to #28. So what’s the deal?

After their debut, Strummer and Jones took a two week trip to Kingston to write for their second album, what would become Give ‘Em Enough Rope. But instead of enjoying their trip to the home of so much music they loved, they were scared shitless and spent most of the trip in their hotel room. They immortalize their experience in “Safe European Home,” one of the very best Clash songs. “Sitting here in my safe European home/I don’t want to go back there again.”

And yet back there again they did go. Simonon recalls: “At one point we went to Kingston, Jamaica, which was great, ‘cos I was there at least. I spent the whole time with Mikey and he’d introduce me around to guys. One day he says, ‘You gotta check this bloke out, he’s been shot 18 times.’ I noticed he had a pistol tucked in his sock. Afterwards Mikey says, ‘He’s famous ‘cos he caught these guys robbing a bank and made them crawl all the way to the prison from the bank.’ Mikey was my passport out there. If I’d been on my own I’d have been at the mercy of Dodge City. I mean, that’s what Kingston was like, Dodge City.”13

Strummer remembers: “When we were in Jamaica recording ‘Junco Partner’ with Mikey Dread there were gunfights going off all around us in Trenchtown. There was a political rally taking place and we went in like complete idiots, without knowing that we had to buy off the godfather to be allowed in.” Then, when they started recording this song: “I was sitting at the piano in Studio One, which has that lovely out of tune sound which is the sound of the town, when Mikey tapped me on the shoulder and I said, ‘What?’ and he says, ‘We have to run’ and I looked into his eyes and realized that he was completely serious.”14

As it turned out, The Rolling Stones had recently recorded some of Emotional Rescue at Channel One and had given out a ton of money so that they wouldn’t be bothered. When The Clash, far from similarly wealthy, weren’t as generous, some locals didn’t take particularly kindly to that.

While it takes “Safe European Home” to really get into Strummer’s mindset on “Kingston Advice,” it’s not really a sequel. The Clash are taken out of the story and the song is simply about people suffering and a country at war. I’ll defend “Safe European Home” until I die, but its foregrounding of a terrified white experience in Jamaica might make some wince. “Kingston Advice” does not have the same baggage.

So what gives? Musically, “Kingston Advice” is actually pretty awesome. That chorus is huge, one of their showiest on the album. Well, first off, I think the three real actual songs after “Junkie Slip” might suffer from a sequencing bias. I think some folks quite reasonably feel like the band is out of gas at that point. However, “Kingston Advice” also suffers from some pretty baffling production choices. Joe’s vocal on the verses is buried underground, struggling to get through. Weird beep boops echo to open the song. But I still think that chorus absolutely shines, and “Kingston Advice” would sneak onto my personal twelve track version of the album.

22. “The Equaliser”
mean: 20.8
33⅓: 2

“The Equaliser” was yet another track that had people all over the place. Its middle fifty percent spans 15th to 28th, and quite a few people had it in their top ten. In 33⅓, Zeth Lundy and Randal Doane included it in their lists. Author Micajah Henley greatly admires it. On the other hand, Keith Topping, author of The Complete Clash, seems to completely despise it. A lot of people shrugged at “The Equaliser,” myself included (I had it down at #28), but some people went seriously to bat for it.

I think “The Equaliser” is a great example of Sandinista!‘s production neutering a fine song. Though Henley notes that the song is a great example of The Clash finding their groove in a style of reggae all their own, I must once again stand up for The Clash’s need for some kind of oomph, and just the bass is simply not enough. The production of Strummer’s vocals here is a tragedy. That said, while this track is too slow and muddy to stir much within me, there are good things happening. The piano tracks the off-beat so lightly that the reggae aspect can sneak up on you. Tymon Dogg’s violin is just excellent here, and it pairing with a dark, urgent song reminds me of some of The Mekons’ Clash-indebted 1985 masterpiece, Fear and Whiskey.

Maybe that’s why this song has so many champions. But in the end, Strummer’s lyrics don’t do enough to overcome this plodding song, Sandinista!‘s very longest (unless you count the coda of our #20) at 5:47.

21. “If Music Could Talk”
mean: 20.5
33⅓: 0

“If Music Could Talk” is a wandering jam, and while it’s almost certainly more pleasing to the ear than the later dub tracks, there’s still not a ton to latch on to. Musically, session saxophonist Gary Barnacle absolutely carries the track. Meanwhile, Strummer, in a move that feels more like something you’d find on Combat Rock, has separate vocal tracks in both the left and right channels, having an argument with himself while he waits for musical hero Bo Diddley to finish an opening set for them. It actually makes for a pretty fascinating and compelling lyric sheet, but the vocals are so far back that it’s hard to appreciate. “If Music Could Talk” is, after all, about the music. Joe lets it do the real talking.

The Edge Cases

You’ve officially made it to the fun part. Everything from this tier and on is pretty damn good. These five songs likely won’t pop into mind the second someone thinks about Sandinista!, but they’re key to how deep the album is. Yeah, there’s a bit you can lop off, but Sandinista! has twenty songs that could make up an awesome double LP.


20. “Broadway”
mean: 19.7
33⅓: 2

“Broadway” rocks the third highest standard deviation of any song here. Makes sense. You could hear “Broadway” as either grand or just slow.

Per Clash roadie Barry Glare in the Clash On Broadway booklet, “We stayed at the Iroquois Hotel. Outside was a heating vent. There was always this one particular bloke, standing or sleeping on it. I remember one night we came back from the studio about four in the morning and Joe was looking at this guy quite intently. I always thought ‘Broadway’ was about him.”15

“Broadway” is especially satisfying in the context of the album. “Something About England” is about an encounter with a British street tramp with a very British music hall sound, while “Broadway” is about an encounter with an American street tramp with a very American jazz sound. In each song, the tramps begin to tell their life story when approached, and in doing so say so much about the recent history of their country. We will get to “Something About England” much later, but while the old man from that song is eager to enlighten our protagonist, any education in “Broadway” is incidental. This guy is tripping over himself to give us his life story, and he’s not telling it particularly well. He was born during the Depression. He was a boxer, and it seems unlikely he was all that successful. He’s hungry. And then he locks in on a dream: one of those cars. Perhaps he wants to escape it all. Perhaps it’s a simple, materialist fantasy. Strummer inhabits the character so well, and Gallagher’s climbing keys render “Broadway” an unequivocal success.

To me, “Broadway” always felt like the true showstopper finale of the album, sliding in right after the climax of “Washington Bullets,” with the final Sandinista! LP just a happy bonus. It’s the album’s “A Day In The Life,” its “Fillmore Jive.” I mean, it’s not as good as those, but you get me.

Then Gallagher’s then-four-year-old daughter Marcia shows up to sing “The Guns Of Brixton,” in much the same way his older boys sang “Career Opportunities.” She knew the song because she was, as her father claims, “besotted by Paul.”16

19. “The Street Parade”
mean: 19.4
33⅓: 2

“The Street Parade” is a great test to see whether you’re still paying attention by track 30. Like “Kingston Advice,” it sounds almost underwater, so I imagine some listeners might not be clued into the fact that they’re listening to something quite worthwhile. The thing is, though, with “The Street Parade,” I think the sound ultimately works. The echo might still be wrong for the vocal, but it does wonders for the guitar and the saxophone.

Many of Sandinista!‘s lyrics find Strummer troubled and searching, but his lyric sheet for “The Street Parade” sounds devastated. After a brief window into his sadness, he defiantly insists “I will never fade,” though at the same time he will “disappear into the street parade.” In the final refrain, he merges two ideas that he previously framed contradictorily and says that, in fact, he’ll fade into the street parade.” One might read that Strummer intended a retreat from public life, though that never really came about even after the demise of his most famous project. After Strummer’s death by heart attack in 2002, the song took on greater significance, as it’s the one in the band’s catalogue that speaks the most to the tragedy. Joe Strummer was just fifty years old.

“The Street Parade” might just be the band’s most hidden gem in plain sight. They certainly thought so, slotting it as the hidden track on their 1991 box set Clash On Broadway.

18. “Ivan Meets G.I. Joe”
mean: 18.8
33⅓: 1

Though the people were pretty divided on “Ivan Meets G.I. Joe” (eighth highest standard deviation), I think it’s pretty clear that the song rules. The USA and the USSR try to settle things through a dance-off, and all the moves are world destruction. Ivan does the Vostok bomb, the radiation, the chemical plague. G.I. Joe simply “wiped the Earth clean as a plate.”

Headon’s big moment with The Clash was “Rock The Casbah,” with him writing and recording most of the music and instruments on the band’s biggest US hit (Headon would tragically be fired before the band recorded the music video, deeply upsetting him when he saw someone else drumming in the video to his song). But his next biggest is “Ivan Beats G.I. Joe” (Headon wrote all the music, Strummer wrote the lyrics), which is absolutely no “Rock The Casbah,” but the two share a sort of kinship in their wartime imagery meeting stories about joyously dancing and rocking out. Here, Headon takes his only-ever turn on lead vocals, and I think he does just fine. Henley observes that Headon sounds like he’s a commentator giving us the play-by-play. Moreover, the horns evoke flashing lights going off at the venue of a big marquee boxing match. The music is a flashy chaos fitting of the battle everyone is literally dying to watch, in which everyone literally dies.

Strummer’s lyrics focusing on a dance-off is one of many appearances of the band’s obsession with early hip hop culture throughout Sandinista!, and we will talk more about that much later.

“Ivan Meets G.I. Joe” was included on the promotional Sandinista Now! LP.


17. “Let’s Go Crazy”
mean: 18.5
33⅓: 3

The top fifteen songs here are pretty significant, as the mean gap between #16 and #15 is pretty large. However, “Let’s Go Crazy” and its sister song (see #16) are the lone songs that could be argued as perhaps being deserving. The median ranks for “Let’s Go Crazy” and our #16 song each beat that of our #14 song.

Indeed, “Let’s Go Crazy” would be a heartbreaking cut. It’s one of The Clash’s most impressive genre exercises, a Carribean soca inspired by Strummer’s attendance of the Notting Hill Carnival, the humongous Caribbean Carnival celebration that takes place in Kensington each year (“the second largest Afro-Caribbean celebration in the world”17). The intro and outro of “Let’s Go Crazy” feature Ansell Collins calling for peace and love at the Carnival. Collins actually topped the UK charts in 1970 with “Double Barrel” as part of duo Dave & Ansell Collins, and he actually played on the original Maytals “Pressure Drop” that The Clash covered in 1978.

Notting Hill had actually been the site of the riot that inspired the band’s first single, “White Riot.”

“Let’s Go Crazy” has one of Strummer’s sharper lyric sheets, too, the highlight probably being “Owed by a year of S.U.S. and suspect/Indiscriminate use of the power of arrest,” S.U.S. (often just “sus”) laws essentially being British stop and frisk laws18 that got Joe a light fine for weed possession.19 But though it carries the darkness of contemporary events, “Let’s Go Crazy” is The Clash’s most joyful anthem of liberation. Its characters are “smoking to the Mighty Sparrow’s blast” – nodding to the calypso legend – while one “drums away 400 years of dread,” a nod to Bob Marley & The Wailers’ “400 Years,” itself a nod to the Rastafarian belief of a long period of slavery and exile that mirrors the Israelites’ 400 years in Genesis.20

“But you better be careful,” the band still warns. “You still got to watch, watch yourself!” Don’t get too crazy.


16. “Corner Soul”
mean: 18.2
33⅓: 2

Like “Let’s Go Crazy,” “Corner Soul” does make a dent in our top fifteen, with its median rank scoring higher than our #14 song. Again, it’s easy to hear why. “Corner Soul” is one of the simplest pleasures on Sandinista!, a beautiful soul song with one of the album’s hugest choruses, sounding like Strummer is booming from the mountaintop. Ellen Foley, who we will cover in more detail in good time, provides a perfect supporting vocal. Strummer’s words strike a perfect balance of clarity and urgency.

He’s being facetious on the chorus when he asks “is the music calling for the river of blood?” Enoch Powell’s 1968 “Rivers of Blood” speech (“As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding; like the Roman, I seem to see ‘the River Tiber foaming with much blood'”), in which he warned of the dangers of immigration, remains a seismic moment for the British right, and such sentiments remain mainstream, even prevailing, both in the US and the UK. The music of Grove Skin Rock is that of the Notting Hill Carnival, which passed through Ladbroke Grove. In fact, “Corner Soul” is indebted to Max Romeo & The Upsetters’ “War Ina Babylon,” another song that describes growing cultural tension on the street. It’s sipple out there!

“Corner Soul” is all about these simmering tensions, communicating the darkness of the situation with the signature Clash empathy. Actually, riots stemming from a cocktail of police violence, racial oppression, and right-wing, anti-immigrant politics dominated England in the 1980s. “Corner Soul” was recorded after 1980’s St Pauls riot, and the song would continue to remain prescient during more widespread riots in 1981, 1985, and on.

Considering it’s about the Notting Hill Carnival, a fitting answer to “Corner Soul”‘s hypothetical is “Let’s Go Crazy.” It’s fitting, then, that not only does the song follow it on Sandinista!, but the two songs are ranked right next to each other here. I would never dream of separating them.

The Second Tier

While these aren’t the most celebrated songs on Sandinista!, plenty turn up as occasional favorites, and a few are just reasonably beloved by all. I’m not so sure the previous tier’s songs are definitely better than this tier’s, but our process has determined that these are more in favor.


15. “The Sound Of Sinners”
mean: 16.7
33⅓: 3

I would call “The Sound Of Sinners” the most controversial song on Sandinista!, per these results. Only “Career Opportunities” had a higher standard deviation, and that was more a matter of people not knowing what to do with it. This song’s middle fifty percent of rankings spans as high as #8.5 but as low as #23. It is the only song with both a #1 vote and a #36 vote. This was a bit surprising to me. “The Sound Of Sinners” has a lot of respect! It’s Elvis Costello’s favorite Clash song, period (I can’t find the original source for this, I tried, but everyone repeats it, so it’s probably true).

I think that some voters are revenant of what might be The Clash’s boldest genre experiment (well, maybe excepting the dubs) while others find the sound grating and can’t take the repetition. I do have to imagine “The Sound Of Sinners” sets a record the Clash chorus that repeats the most.

“I was thinking of LA and the great earthquake. I had, ‘After all these years to believe in Jesus.’ Topper said, ‘How about drugs?’ All those people who take too much LSD and end up in sanatoriums. Lots of them think they’re Jesus.”21 Strummer writes from the perspective of a drug addict, and his indulgence in Bible references brings out some of his most striking lyrics. “I was looking for that great jazz note.” “The winds of fear whip away the sickness.” That whole second verse. “The Sound Of Sinners” used to be my favorite Sandinista! song, and I still had it #8 on my ballot, one of my largest deviations from this final ranking. It sounds a little more awkward to me now, but I love how daring it is, that it’s simultaneously reverent and irreverent, and of course its lyric sheet. My dad got Sandinista! in a double MiniDisc set, and “The Sound Of Sinners” was probably his favorite.

On a related note, the band considered titling this album The Bible, likely as a reference to just how much was here. It would have been interesting for the title to nod to the importance “The Sound Of Sinners” rather than “Washington Bullets,” a song we will get in a while.

The preacher at the end of the track is played by Den Hegarty of Darts.

“The Sound Of Sinners” is included on the promotional Sandinista Now! LP.

14. “The Leader”
mean: 16.5
33⅓: 3

Pretty much across the board, people thought “The Leader” was one of the better songs on Sandinista!, but not the best. Such is the way with comedy, not just in film but in music. “The Leader” is a recounting of the Profumo affair, a scandal that rocked British politics in the 1960s so thoroughly that the Prime Minister resigned and the Tories lost power the next year. If you’ve ever wondered what Billy Joel was referring to with the “British politician sex” line in “We Didn’t Start The Fire,” it’s this.

“The Leader” chugs along as a rollicking rockabilly, almost with a surf rock feel, and details a delightfully infamous moment in Tory history. MI5 had a relationship with shifty osteopath Stephen Ward (I will refrain from talking at all about Ward, as we could be here all day), and they saw Captain Yevgeny Ivanov of the Soviet Embassy in London as a potential defector. They requested Ward’s assistance in the matter, and wanted to use the young model he lived with, Christine Keeler, as a honey trap. Keeler did end up having relations with Ivanov, but she also had relations with Prime Minister Harold Macmillan’s war minister John Profumo. The Profumo affair eventually became public, and the political fallout, due to both the potential compromise in intelligence and the simple untowardness of it all, was considerable. Ivanov was recalled by the USSR. Profumo resigned after he admitted he had lied to the House when denying the affair. Macmillan resigned some months later, supposedly due to health. Ward overdosed on sleeping pills near the end of his trial. Christine Keeler kept living, but it sounds like it wasn’t great.

But there was a reason this story captured the public imagination to the extent it did. Keeler met Ivanov and Profumo at sex parties attended by the British elite. There was a rumor that a naked masked man would attend, and his identity might have been a cabinet minister or a Royal Family member. It was rumored that he would be whipped by attendees.22 The nature of the rumors fueled much of the public interest in the scandal. The people must have something good to read on a Sunday.


“The Leader” probably gets its humorous edge from the fact it engages at all in palace intrigue. Clash songs seldom speak very concretely about the elite and the political leaders, so, perhaps by necessity, when they do, it’s to dress them down. A few lines live in my head forever. Of course, there’s “The leader never leaves the door ajar/Swings a whip from the Boer War,” Strummer very pleasingly pronouncing it “boh-war-war.” But the best is the way Joe phrases that “The leader let the fat man touch her” (the fat man being Ivanov and the thin man later in the verse being Profumo).

“The Leader” is a simple pleasure, and at 1:42 it’s the shortest song on the album by almost a half-minute. It also appears on the promotional Sandinista Now! LP. Amy Rigby has a great cover of “The Leader” on 2007’s The Sandinista! Project: A Tribute To The Clash.

13. “Rebel Waltz”
mean: 16.3
33⅓: 4

“Rebel Waltz” is another song squarely in the liked-not-loved category, but notably it’s the first song with a 33⅓ score of 4. If we were to make a top twelve from those scores alone, “Rebel Waltz” would be the eleventh track added (the last could be any of four songs with a score of 3, including “Let’s Go Crazy,” “The Sound Of Sinners,” “The Leader,” and our #11 song below).

Possibly excepting “Straight To Hell,” no Clash song is as quietly gorgeous as “Rebel Waltz.” After an extended intro of interplaying guitar and harpsichord (the song is indeed a ¾ time waltz), Strummer finally gets his first word out at a minute seventeen. It’s no surprise that “Rebel Waltz” is one of Strummer’s most abstract and poetic songs considering he introduces it as a dream. The army of rebels is merry, they’re plunged into conflict, they’re defeated, and they rise once more. Strummer gives us a bit more to cling to throughout: “I danced with a girl to the tune of a waltz,” “In a glade, through the threes, I saw my only one,” “A child cried for food.” I quite enjoy “Rebel Waltz,” though I have it down at #19. It being #13 makes sense and is fine, but I roundly prefer the second tier Sandinista! songs that have a bit more energy.

“Rebel Waltz” is based on an actual dream Strummer had23, so even the nature of the war itself seems uncertain. The Spanish Civil War and various Irish rebellions feel the most fitting. He likely didn’t have anything specific in mind when he sang that “the song was an old rebel one,” but early 19th century Irish rebel song “The Minstrel Boy” seems to fit the bill. Shockingly enough, Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros released a cover of the song in 2001. It’s not very good, but get this: they did it for the Black Hawk Down soundtrack, a choice so incongruous that I have to hold myself off from unpacking it.

“Rebel Waltz,” which also credits Simonon as a cowriter, is the only original song in The Clash’s catalogue to credit Strummer as a writer but not Jones.

12. “Lightning Strikes (Not Once But Twice)”
mean: 15.7
33⅓: 2

A wishful title. We will get to “The Magnificent Seven” later, but the title “Lightning Strikes (Not Once But Twice)” seems like a nod to this being that other hip hop song on the album. So does it get the job done?

Musically, I think so. Whereas “The Magnificent Seven” sounds so smooth and controlled, “Lightning Strikes” is closer to a rock song, louder and much more chaotic. The main riff makes the song sound like it’s in perpetual imbalance. Headon’s drums give the thing bounce and power. Strummer shouts clearly and freely on the refrain. “Lightning Strikes” is a really fun time.

It’s a shame then that the lyrics are pretty thin. “Lightning Strikes” is basically Strummer’s travel diary from their time in New York City while stationed at Electric Lady. And there just aren’t a lot of lyrics that are worth much here. “See New York’s one and only tree” is nifty. I like “Graffiti Jack sprays in black/An Englishman, can he read it back?” because it evokes the band’s obsession with the burgeoning hip hop culture in the city. While Mick was obsessed with the music, Joe was interested in the aesthetic pillar of hip hop: graffiti. So this couplet makes you picture Joe wandering the streets appreciating graffiti, squinting and trying to make out the letters.

More often, it’s amateur hour. “If this is spring then it’s time to sing/Never mind the little birdie’s wing.” “It’s Cuban Day, oy vey!/Chinese New Year let’s call it a day!” It sounds like Strummer is enjoying himself, but what are we doing here?

Later on, Strummer twice addresses a “Chi man,” and though it’s not certain what he’s on about, it might, as Henley puts it, “a racial moment.”24 Regarding “A Polaroid, caught in the act/You’re married too, and that’s a fact/But I won’t peek, and I won’t squeak/Down by the trucks on Christopher Street,” Henley writes: “Again, there’s no mention of the Stonewall riots and the gay liberation movement that it spawned. Strummer is more concerned with spotting a married man in a part of the city known for its queer culture in the act of a homosexual affair.”25

“Lightning Strikes” is the one song on this album that had me liking it less the more I researched and read about it. I had it down at #21 on my ballot, but I get that it’s a blast musically, so it’s no surprise that its final rank is much higher.

The intro is a recording from WBAI, a storied and independent radio station in New York City. The voice is that of Labbrish host Habte Selassie, who had started at WBAI the year prior and who continued hosting Labbrish for forty years until the station finally shuttered in 2019.

11. “One More Time”
mean: 14.4
33⅓: 3

Though it’s not melodically flashy, “One More Time” is by far the most successful track on the album that involves Mikey Dread co-producing. It’s a known highlight of the album, and it’s no surprise that it waltzes to a solid eleventh place here.

“One More Time” is not really about the lyrics, which aim to evoke more than tell any story. The old lady kicks karate. The little baby knows kung fu. Strummer refers to silicon as “silicone” again. He references the Watts riots and the Montgomery bus boycott. It’s not clear what is being given one more time. Perhaps one more attempt at changing the world through the power of a riot? Or is this the last time in the slums before people can’t take deteriorating conditions anymore?

Though the message isn’t crystal clear, the performance is. The charm of “One More Time” is its relentless intensity. Strummer jumps in growling that Marvin Gaye song title. Dread shouts “hey!” like a crying bird. Gallagher’s piano stabs color in the song with a nervous darkness. Headon’s drums are anxious. Watt-Roy’s thick bass lines carry the whole thing. “One More Time” is probably the least complicated great song on the album. I have it a bit lower at #17, preferring the more melodic second tier tracks, but “One More Time” just works.


10. “Lose This Skin”
mean: 13.7
33⅓: 5

“And did you say you were in the mood for a stomach-churningly terrible country-fiddle hoedown? Brace yourself for ‘Lose This Skin,'” Rob Sheffield warns on his 40th anniversary retrospective of the album, “the fugliest dud on an album that flaunts its duds with pride.”26 It’s true that “Lose This Skin” is controversial (it has the fourth highest standard deviation), but Sheffield is largely overruled not just here but in 33⅓. There, “Lose This Skin” is one of only ten songs included on at least five of the nine lists at the end of the book. Here, the song is similarly a rather solid tenth place. “Lose This Skin” is one of only ten songs here to get at least one first place vote. Folks tend to think “Lose This Skin” rules. But who is that man singing?

In 1970, Strummer began university at London’s Central School of Art, where he would eventually drop out. While there, he would become housemates with one Tymon Dogg, who was already an established musician. Dogg signed to Pye Records (then performing as “Timon”) at just seventeen years old and eventually was part of Apple Records. Before meeting Strummer, Dogg toured with The Moody Blues and had recorded songs featuring playing by Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, James Taylor, and Paul McCartney (I don’t think Dogg’s early stuff is worth seeking out, but the instrumentals sound really good). Just three years after he signed his first record deal, he was busking around London with his violin.

Strummer learned how to perform while accompanying Dogg’s busking in the early ’70s. “I ended up bottling for this busker, and it was like, I found out later on, the apprenticeship of a blues musician. I got a real kick out of that. All the great blues players started out collecting the money for some master, to learn the licks. The guy I bottled for would play the violin and eventually whenever there was a guitar lying around from another busker I would borrow it and he would teach me how to accompany. Just simple country and western and Chuck Berry.” 27

Now a decade since they met, Dogg happened to be in New York City at the same time that The Clash were recording at Electric Lady, and by complete chance Dogg encountered Mick Jones. The band found themselves backing up Dogg on his new song, which was also eventually released as its own single (for Dogg, not The Clash). Dogg remembers: “The Clash worked on that track for days of their own recording time. There was a real openness and generosity of spirit at that time.” “It felt like they got this facility now and they really wanted to share it. They didn’t have to do that.”28

“Lose This Skin” is significantly more jagged and interesting than anything he’d recorded before he met Strummer. The multitracked violin is ferocious, and obviously Dogg’s vocal conviction goes a long way to sell the song. “Do not turn or hate to see/What happened to the wife of Lot” is a good lyric on its own, but Dogg is gasping and losing control by the verse’s end, and his transition to the refrain gives his delivery of “the wife of Lot” just so much character. If Dogg’s vocal approach doesn’t immediately repel you, it will absolutely win you over. “Lose This Skin” is a song about breaking free and finding your place, and Dogg’s vocal sounds like it’s coming from someone genuinely engaged in that escape and discovery.

I do think the band provides an important sonic base for Dogg here. His subsequent 1982 album, Battle Of Wills, is just him and his violin, and it’s significantly less engaging. I don’t particularly recommend further investigation on that front, unfortunately. There is only one “Lose This Skin.”

“Lose This Skin” deceives us. After quasi-finale “Broadway,” it opens up the third LP as if to tell us that the band is not out of gas yet. It’s not exactly true, but it’s certainly convincing. It’s one of the strongest vocal performances on the album, and, I think, easily the most successful of the three guest vocal songs, though we have the third coming up shortly.

Apart from “Lose This Skin,” Dogg plays violin throughout Sandinista!, and he would go on to play piano on Combat Rock finale “Death Is A Star.” Many years, later, Dogg would make many musical contributions to 2001’s Global A-Go-Go, Strummer’s final album released before his death in 2002.

The Top Tier

Though there are five even higher, these four songs are squarely in the top echelon of Sandinista! tunes. There’s really no way around it. Represented are two of the album’s three singles, one of the band’s most ambitious moments, and a third LP track that, somehow, nobody failed to notice. There is a whole lot of of Mick Jones this high in the list. Though he never outright leads on these four songs, he has significant vocal contributions on every track.


9. “Charlie Don’t Surf”
mean: 12.6
33⅓: 9

“Charlie Don’t Surf” is set up for a fall. It’s on the third LP. Its intro is a bunch of strange synthesizer noises. But it turns out that people haven’t quite tuned out by track 32. “Charlie Don’t Surf” fared great on this poll. It’s the clear #9, and is in fact considerably closer to #8 than to #10. It’s the only song outside of the top five to receive multiple first place votes. It’s one of only three songs to appear on every single Sandinista Now! at the end of Henley’s 33⅓. “Charlie Don’t Surf” is often thought to be a bit of a secret highlight in The Clash’s catalogue. Seems like the secret’s out.

“It doesn’t leave you,” Strummer once said of Francis Ford Coppola’s 1979 film Apocalypse Now (in fact, the promotional LP Sandinista Now!‘s title is a reference to the film). “It’s like a dream.”29 Nowadays, Apocalypse Now has a strong reputation as an epic war movie, one of the greatest films of all time. It sits at #19 on the most recent Sight And Sound poll of the greatest films of all time, and a couple of quotes in particular endured. The big one is “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

The other isn’t quite as household, though it serves a similar purpose. Robert Duvall’s Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore – in asserting that his men needed a beach they’d just taken and the Viet Cong (codename Charlie) did not – simply deadpans, “Charlie don’t surf.” Like the napalm line, also spoken by Kilgore, it demonstrates a disturbingly callous perspective on the horrors of war.

This line, from co-writer by John Milius, was actually inspired by Ariel Sharon. When the then-General and future Prime Minister of Israel captured territory during 1967’s Six-Day War, he went skin-diving and said, “We’re eating their fish.”30 Gotta say, taking a sentiment spoken by Ariel Sharon and giving it to Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore? A lot going on there.

Anyhow. It’s not enough to get your title from a classic film line. After the weird synth sounds, “Charlie Don’t Surf” snaps into place with some of the band’s finest pop sense. It’s hard to tell for sure, but I think Strummer and Jones sing every line together, with Jones’ more melodic approach and Strummer’s rougher emphasis occasionally poking ahead of the other. And the approach is awesome, giving the lyrics some bite while also serving the central melody well. Maybe the title is biasing me, but “Charlie Don’t Surf” seems about the most Beach Boys The Clash ever got outside of “1-2 Crush On You.” The song is so musically successful that people seem totally fine that it ends with a breakdown that’s over two minutes long.

On “Charlie Don’t Surf,” The Clash do Kilgore one better. Maybe he should surf. The more American thing would be to impose American values on Charlie. After all, “Africa is choking on their Coca-Cola” (in a bizarre twist of fate, it seems likely the writing of that line precedes the release of 1980 comedy classic The Gods Must Be Crazy by a matter of months).

On one verse, Strummer and Jones play xenophobic Westerners: “We’ve been told to keep the strangers out!” On the next, they’re candidly appraising the modern usefulness of imperialism: “The war of super powers must be over/So many armies can’t free the earth.”

“Charlie Don’t Surf” is a Clash song that’s both melodically great and globally political aware, a perfect balance for a Sandinista! track. Only one song here does all of that better. We will get to it later.

Strummer once remembered seeing Tear For Fears’ Roland Orzabal in a restaurant and telling him, “you owe me a fiver.” “He asked why. I said, ‘”Everybody Wants To Rule The World” – “Charlie Don’t Surf” – middle eight, first line.’ He reached into his pocket, got out five and gave it to me.”31

8. “Hitsville U.K.”
mean: 12.1
33⅓: 6

Though “Hitsville U.K.” has solidly made the cut, the album’s second single only making it to #8 might be a bit of an underperformance. Though the upside of its middle 50% of votes was #6, the downside was #18.5. I myself had it at #18. The song had the sixth highest standard deviation. How could such an innocent, cute song be so controversial?

“Hitsville U.K.” posed that the British indie labels were having a moment reminiscent of sixties Motown, nicknamed “Hitsville U.S.A.” The Clash celebrated this despite being on CBS themselves, name-checking Small Wonder, Fast Product, Rough Trade, and Factory Records (“When lightning hits Small Wonder/It’s Fast Rough Factory Trade”). The song is wildly optimistic about this moment. How does this optimism look today?

Fast Product was best known for singles like Gang Of Four’s “Damaged Goods,” The Human League’s “Being Boiled,” and The Mekons’ “Never Been In A Riot” (an answer to The Clash’s “White Riot,” actually). Fast Product stopped releasing new music around 1981.

Small Wonder was best known for singles like The Cure’s “Killing An Arab” and Bauhaus’ gothic rock Big Bang “Bela Lugosi’s Dead.” Small Wonder stopped releasing new music around 1983.

Factory Records was best known for Joy Division’s releases, with lead singer Ian Curtis committing suicide during the months Sandinista! was being written and assembled. The surviving members formed New Order and helped keep Factory Records going. Eventually, the band reunited to record “Regret,” one of their finest songs, to save the label, but it went bankrupt in 1992 before the song was released the next year. Though it did fold eventually, I would still say that Factory Records was an enduring success in a way Fast Product and Small Wonder weren’t, despite mostly being kept afloat by the loyalty of New Order.

Rough Trade was getting to be a post-punk powerhouse, already having released Young Marble Giants’ Colossal Youth, The Raincoats’s debut album, Stiff Little Fingers’ Inflammable Material, Cabaret Voltaire’s Mix-Up, and a few Kleenex singles. Actually, in 1980, the label released a fantastic compilation album called Wanna Buy A Bridge? celebrating the label’s output. It’s very worth your time. Rough Trade would go on to be major champions of British indie, releasing major works by The Smiths, Aztec Camera, and The Libertines. Rough Trade is still going strong, with some recent releases including recent albums by Geordie Greep, Amyl And The Sniffers, and Lankum.

Other labels like Postcard Records (folded in 1981), Object Music (folded in 1981), Good Vibrations (folded in 1982), Step-Forward Records (folded in 1983), 2 Tone Records (folded in 1986), Fetish Records (folded in 1986), and Stiff Records (sold to ZTT in 1987), though not name-checked in “Hitsville U.K.,” were almost certainly part of what the song was celebrating.


Though British indie itself would continue to gain traction, the utopian ideal The Clash were heralding would backslide as, by and large, the bands that made these labels relevant moved to labels with more money and better distribution. I doubt The Clash felt like they had egg on their face, but it’s still a rare moment of naiveté for the band.

The actual lyrical content of “Hitsville U.K.” is a mixed bag. I really like the way the mini-chorus (“I know the boy was all alone ’til the Hitsville hit UK”) hits. It’s obviously adorable. I do really love the bit about “when lightning hits Small Wonder.” “It blows a hole in the radio when it hasn’t sounded good all week” does an awesome job climaxing the song in a moment of victory. “The band went in and knocked ’em dead in two minutes fifty-nine” is the clear winner, even though this song is 4:22. Still, there are a few clunkers. “No slimy deals with smarmy eels” in particular is really not very good.

But what of the music? Well, I think that’s the song’s main problem. Topping compares “Hitsville U.K.” to a couple of Holland-Dozier-Holland compositions, The Isley Brothers’ “This Old Heart Of Mine (Is Weak For You)” and The Supremes’ “You Can’t Hurry Love,” and these comparisons do “Hitsville U.K.” no favors. The glockenspiel (played by Jones) isn’t seamlessly integrated, making the song sound like children’s music. Then there are the vocals.

After his breakup with The Slits’ guitarist Viv Albertine (as detailed by London Calling closer “Train In Vain (Stand By Me)”), Mick Jones got together with Ellen Foley, who was and still is most notable for her part in Meat Loaf’s epic duet, “Paradise By The Dashboard Light.”

Foley also had a solo career, with her 1979 debut being produced by Mick Ronson and Ian Hunter, the latter being lead singer of Mott The Hoople, Jones’ favorite band.

Though “Hitsville U.K.,” is often billed as a duet between Jones and Foley, Foley’s voice dominates, not just much louder in the mix but double tracked whereas I believe Jones’ is single tracked. Something about it just doesn’t work, though I’m not sure what it is. It might be that the vocal patterns themselves don’t play nice with the production. 2007’s The Sandinista! Project: A Tribute To The Clash has a cover by Katrina Leskanich (of Katrina And The Waves fame, famous for “Walking On Sunshine”) that sounds like a better approach, I think.

It could also be that Foley’s vocals don’t work for the song. It’s not like Foley doesn’t have a great voice. She sounds awesome on “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” and “Corner Soul” above. She’s probably a victim of circumstance.

In 1981, Foley released her second solo album, The Spirit Of St. Louis, recorded in July of 1980. It is loaded with talent from Sandinista!, with Mick Jones producing. The Blockheads who play on Sandinista! – Norman Watt-Roy, Mickey Gallagher, and Davey Payne – all show up. The four members of The Clash serve as the main backing band, with Jones having a major vocal part on “Torchlight.” Of the album’s ten original songs, Foley wrote one, Tymon Dogg wrote three, and six are credited to Strummer/Jones. It brings me absolutely no pleasure to report that I’m not much a fan of The Spirit Of St. Louis, which on paper should be an awesome Clash side project.

(In the middle of making Sandinista!, Simonon and Headon (plus Jones on one song) also played on Pearl Harbour’s second album, Don’t Follow Me I’m Lost Too. It’s a much better album than The Spirit Of St. Louis. After recording, Simonon and Pearl Harbour would get together and eventually marry.)

Foley’s next involvement with The Clash was a backing vocal on Combat Rock‘s “Car Jamming.” She’s great on that. The next song on Combat Rock‘s tracklist is “Should I Stay Or Should I Go.” It’s probably the most enduring piece of music the band ever put out, and it’s likely about Foley. The couple split that year.

Foley moved away from recorded music and into acting, continuing a Broadway career and even having some turns on film and television. Her most notable role would be as a regular on Night Court‘s second season.

Though “Hitsville U.K.” doesn’t totally work for me, it has enough fans that it’s very clearly in Sandinista!‘s top ten.

7. “Something About England”
mean: 10.8
33⅓: 8

Folks really like “Something About England.” Its results were pretty consistently good, with one of the narrowest interquartile ranges of any song. Its 25th percentile vote was #12, the fourth highest such figure only below our top three. In 33⅓, all but one included it on their Sandinista Now! (Rob Stone was the lone holdout). But its upside was only so high. It’s the only song in the top ten to not record a single #1 vote, and it didn’t get any #2 votes either.

“Something About England,” like “Broadway,” is about an encounter with a street tramp, this time in London instead of New York City. Before happening upon him, Jones’ character is pondering an odious sentiment: “They say the immigrants steal the hubcaps of respected gentlemen/They say it would be wine and roses if England were for Englishmen again.” Strummer’s tramp takes him to school, telling the story of a persisting class divide. “The old man scoffed as he spoke to me, ‘I’ll tell you a thing or two.'”

Strummer’s tramp was too young to feel the “fourteen-eighteen war,” but the economic turmoil following it defined his childhood. He touches on hunger strikes while observing, “The garden party not a word was said/The ladies lifted cake to their mouths.” He was shipped off for World War II, and he and his fellow survivors came back traumatized, then dropping one of Strummer’s best lines: “The world was busy rebuilding itself; the architects could not care.”

“Through strikes and famine and war and peace England never closed this gap,” Strummer says near the end. After two world wars and now sitting with “the terror of the scientific sun,” the change Strummer’s tramp has seen in his lifetime has done nothing to shake that class divide.

To further the parallel, “Broadway” utilized American jazz, while “Something About England” utilizes that most British of pre-rock British genres, music hall.

Music hall was a British entertainment tradition taking place in, well, halls, originating in the mid-1800s and maintaining a strong popularity through the First World War. The music therein was something we now think of as sounding quintessentially British, deriving from variety and comedy acts, sort of a counterpart to American vaudeville.

As Topping argues, music hall was a significant influence on the British pop explosion of the sixties. When John Lennon decried Paul McCartney’s old-fashioned style –think “Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da” and “When I’m Sixty-Four” – as “granny shit,” that likely came from their resemblance to music hall. If The Kinks sound a bit more British than their fellow Big Four members, it might be that, by the late sixties, they wore their music hall influence more on their sleeve.

The Clash incorporate a music hall sound partially through use of a full band, with Dogg on violin, Gary Barnacle and Davey Payne on saxophone, Bill Barnacle on trumpet, Rick Gascoigne on trombone, and some unspecified assistance from Band Sergeant David Yates. The song is sung by different characters that Strummer and Jones inhabit, and it begins with an almost-comedic sendup of old-fashioned bigotry. Even more importantly, it strongly references and even incorporates a classic music hall song, “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary.”

“It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” was a popular Irish music hall song sung from the point of view of an Irishman in London longing for home. Two years later, mere months into the First World War, the song’s popularity further exploded to Britain, and it became one of the premier marching songs not just among the British and Irish, but the entire Allied Forces.

“It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” might not be the quintessential music hall song, but its relevance to larger culture makes it perhaps the most well-known. Poetically enough, the end of the First World War coincided with the fading of the influence of music hall, as newer cultural phenomena like jazz took hold.

(I actually first encountered “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” through Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace’s many references to it in Charles Schulz’s Peanuts.)

Near the end of “Something About England,” a chorus of Mick Joneses sing lines from the refrain of “It’s A Long Road To Tipperary,” their voices ghostly, underwater, and hard to make out.

But Strummer first reinterprets the London settings mentioned in the old tune (“Goodbye Picadilly/Farewell, Leicester Square”) to make them fit with the devastation following war: “The few returned to Old Piccadilly/We limped around Leicester Square.”

“Something About England” is one of the most lyrically ambitious and informationally dense songs in a discography where that’s sayin something.

“Something About England” is the highest ranked song that was not included on the promotional Sandinista Now! LP.

6. “The Call Up”
mean: 10.4
33⅓: 7

“The Call Up” just edges out “Something About England.” Its 25th percentile vote was #14.5 to the latter’s #12, but its 75th percentile vote was #5 to the latter’s #6, and then above that the difference is even starker. “Something About England” has exactly one vote in the top three, a single #3 vote, while “The Call Up” racks up eight top three votes, three top two votes, and even a #1 vote. Elizabeth Nelson and Ryank Pinkard are the lone holdouts in 33⅓. It’s a long way off from our #5 song, but “The Call Up” punches high enough to be our #6.

During their stay in New York, Jones turned up at an anti-draft demonstration. Though conscription had ended in the US in 1973, there had been talks of it coming back in the wake of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Indeed, by July, Carter had reinstated the requirement for young men to register for the draft, a requirement still in effect today, though the actual draft hasn’t come up again and hasn’t been a point of discussion for a long while.

Draft talk riled people up, so it’s a odd how somber Strummer sounds here. The whole song is fearful, terrified of heading off to war to die. “Maybe I want to see the wheat fields/Over Kiev and down to the sea,” Strummer muses. “There is a rose that I want to live for,” he thinks elsewhere. Both feel unusually tender for a Clash song – not that they’re never tender, either – both lines reminding us that war doesn’t just end lives, it prevents more life from being lived.

“The Call Up,” despite the sad disposition, is a bit of a bop, a sort of funk-infused reggae. Its not a very dynamic song, repeating the same melody and riff (Ivan Julian of The Voidoids plays guitar on the track) throughout most of its entire runtime, but that sort of trait could make a Clash song worthy of the dancefloor, which is why the US release of the single includes an instrumental dub version called “The Cool Out.” I like “The Call Up” quite a bit, but do think it runs too long and could use a bit more energy.

“The Call Up” was, in fact, Sandinista!‘s lead single, particularly baffling the British press who were not experiencing any contemporary conscription debate and were seeing the band’s sound become more and more American. I do think there were better lead single choices. I can think of five.


The Very Best

The preceding four songs are great, but the magic of Sandinista!‘s five greatest songs is undeniable. Oddly, three of the four songs where Mick Jones sings solo lead vocals (the other is “Look Here”) on this album are here, even outnumbering Strummer-led songs in this tier.


5. “Washington Bullets”
mean: 8.7
33⅓: 7

Though its standard deviation is merely middle of the road (20th highest), the other top five songs were so uncontroversially beloved that the dissenters for “Washington Bullets” keep it at the bottom of this esteemed tier. Its fans love it more than the fans of our #4 song love that one, with the 75th percentile “Washington Bullets” vote being a scorching #3. But its 25th percentile is only as good as those of “The Call Up,” a #14.5. No other song in this tier has a single vote worse than #21, but “Washington Bullets” has three, including a #29 vote. It’s also the only song remaining with multiple 33⅓ holdouts (Randal Doane, Zeth Lundy).

In a library already known for its politics, “Washington Bullets” is The Clash’s most political song, a strong demonstration of their affinity for socialism, their hatred of imperialism, and their interest in world events and cultures. It’s a pretty rich text, so – and I hate to do this – let’s take it one piece at a time, from Jamaica to Chile to Cuba to Nicaragua and then all over.

“Oh, Mama, Mama look there/Your children are playing in that street again/Don’t you know what happened down there?/A youth of fourteen got shot down there.”

During their 1980 trip to Jamaica during which they recorded “Junco Partner,” the band heard that not far from their studio, a fourteen-year-old was shot dead in a drug deal gone awry.

“The Kokane guns of Jamdown town/The killing clowns, the blood money men/Are shooting those Washington bullets again.”

After the 1972 election of democratic socialist Michael Manley (of the People’s National Party) to become Prime Minister of Jamaica, the CIA began propping up his conservative opponent Edward Seaga (of the Jamaican Labor Party), partly by supplying his supporters with weapons. Seaga’s camp was even suspected to be behind an assassination attempt on Bob Marley. CIA-encouraged violence would ramp up until, after the recording but before the release of “Washington Bullets,” Edward Seaga won the 1980 Jamaican election to become Prime Minister. Seaga would hold the office until 1989, at which point the PNP took over again until 2007.

“As every cell in Chile will tell/The cries of the tortured men/Remember Allende and the days before/Before the army came.”

Three years after the 1970 election of Chilean socialist Salvador Allende, Augusto Pinochet carried out a CIA-backed coup and established a military junta. Pinochet’s reprisal against his political opponents was considerable, with a horrifying legacy of political imprisonment, torture, and even sexual abuse.

Pinochet held onto power until 1990, at which point Chile transitioned back into democracy.

“Please remember Víctor Jara in the Santiago stadium/Es verdad, those Washington bullets again.”

Víctor Jara was a Chilean folk singer who was a prominent admirer of Allende. The day after Pinochet’s coup, thousands of people, including Jara, were taken prisoner in Estadio Chile. Jara was tortured, though at one point he defiantly sang “Venceremos,” the anthem of Allende’s Unidad Popular party. He also managed to write a final poem. Four days after he was detained, Jara was shot dead.

Strummer’s call to “please remember Víctor Jara” strikes me as one of his most forceful lyrics, a clear demonstration of his admiration for the singer.

Estadio Chile is now called Estadio Víctor Jara.

“And in the Bay of Pigs in 1961/Havana fought the playboy in the Cuban sun/For Castro is a color is a redder than red/Those Washington bullets want Castro dead/For Castro is the color that will earn you a spray of lead.”

You don’t need my help here. Even aside from the Bay of Pigs, the CIA has attempted to topple Castro’s rule in Cuba so many times that it’s a common point of parody.

I’ll just note that “Havana fought the playboy in the Cuban sun” is a pretty hilarious summary of the Bay of Pigs.

Listen to Blowback.

“For the very first time ever/When they had a revolution in Nicaragua/There was no interference from America/Human rights in America/The people fought the leader and up he flew/With no Washington bullets what else could he do?/Sandinista!”

On The Clash’s first US tour in February 1979, Strummer made an effort to get to know activists and political groups. One of the people he met was San Francisco record store owner Mo Armstrong. Armstrong gave Strummer literature about the Sandinistas.32

Just the prior month,  the Carter administration withdrew its financial support for Nicaraguan President Anastasio Somoza Debayle for his refusal to curb his human rights abuses. Months later, the Sandinista National Liberation Front (FSLN) took control of the country.

The 1980 Presidential election occurred after Sandinista!‘s recording had wrapped. With Ronald Reagan’s defeat of Carter, a new US foreign policy saw the CIA train a group called the Contras whose main objective was to wage guerrilla warfare against and topple the FSLN. After many reported human rights abuses, Congress passed the Boland Amendment to stop the Reagan administration from funding the Contras. Reagan got around this rule by secretly violating an arms embargo to sell Iran weapons and then use that money to fund the Contras. This, of course, was eventually discovered and became known as the famous Iran-Contra affair. The war between Sandinistas and Contras came to an abrupt end with the 1990 election of moderate Violeta Chamorro.

If I was hard on “Hitsville U.K.” for its doomed optimism, this passage of “Washington Bullets” would seem to merit rougher treatment. But no, I love it. It’s fine that it’s the most exactly-1980-no-more-no-less stanza in music history. And it’s perhaps even more hopeful given that the Washington bullets eventually came and failed to topple the Sandinistas.

Several sources say that Margaret Thatcher attempted to “ban” the word “Sandinista.” This might indicate that the chorus led by Strummer (you can clearly hear Ellen Foley in there, too) shouting “Sandinista!” had subversive intent.

The word “Sandinista” was actually an improvisation. Strummer recalls: “I was singing this song, and I got to a verse about Nicaragua. I just came out with it. I just shouted it out. And when I got out of the vocal booth, Mick said, ‘That’s the name of the album,’ and I started thinking about it.”33 Of the album’s title, Strummer said, “We could have put some groovy phrase…or something meaningless, but I wanted to put something that meant something there.”34

Upon the album’s release, Patrick Humphries at Melody Maker did his part in the UK press’s panning of Sandinista! by accusing its title of “reeking of political awareness.”

“An’ if you can find a Afghan rebel that the Moscow bullets missed/Ask him what he thinks of voting communist/Ask the Dalai Lama in the hills of Tibet/How many monks did the Chinese get?/In a war torn swamp stop any mercenary/An’ check the British bullets in his armory.”

Finally, Strummer seems to second guess himself here. He takes a second to note the imperialism carried out by the USSR (for the Soviet-Afghan War), China (for the annexation of Tibet), and the UK (for, well, being everywhere all the time). Does Strummer feeling the need to raise that other countries do this too dull his message and let the US off the hook, or does it communicate a commitment to his ideals in all instances?

“Washington Bullets” is musically very simple, bolstered by Headon’s marimba, a fitting instrument for a song largely about Central and South America. Its “Sandinista!” chorus carries the end into a lifting organ courtesy Gallagher, bringing the album to a satisfying climax befitting its title track. “Washington Bullets” is incredible, and it’s an achievement that brings great dimension to The Clash’s legacy.

Apparently, Strummer had no knowledge of 1978 NBA champions the Washington Bullets.35

4. “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)”
mean: 8.2
33⅓: 9

“Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)” does edge out “Washington Bullets,” but it is just not close to our top three, which all have scorching 75th percentile votes of #2 or better, while “Up In Heaven”‘s is #4. “Up In Heaven” has three #1 votes, whereas the top three all have at least five. “Up In Heaven” does, however, manage to be one of only three songs to achieve unanimity in 33⅓.

It’s easy to hear why people love it. “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)” is probably Sandinista!‘s melodic highlight, very similar to London Calling‘s “Lost In The Supermarket,” another melodic highlight featuring Jones singing about his own life to lyrics actually written by Strummer.

“Up In Heaven” paints a bleak picture of London’s public housing, asserting that they’re built with such neglect that its residents have no fondness for their home. It’s not just that the lifts have broken down, that there’s debris through which you can see the last bedroom light. There’s a sense of fear and despair. “What you gonna do when the darkness surrounds?” “This room is a cage, it’s like captivity/How can anyone exist in such misery?” The song’s considerable zip and wacky false ending don’t sound quite as miserable as the words on the page, but it’s fitting for my favorite bit, where it makes us picture the families in these projects: “And the wives hate their husbands, the husbands don’t care/The children daub slogans to prove they lived there.”

But it’s not just that they invoke these feelings. Jones expresses a disdain for these buildings and the people who make them the way that they are: “You can’t live in a home which should not have been built/By bourgeois clerks who bear no guilt.” To drive this point home, Jones quotes the late, great Phil Ochs three times: “It has been said not only here/’Alianza dollars are spent/To raise the towering buildings/For the weary bones of the workers/To go back in the morning.'”

Phil Ochs wrote and sang protest songs in the sixties and seventies, rising to fame in the Greenwich Village folk scene at the same time as Bob Dylan and Joan Baez, likewise performing at the Newport Folk Festival. Ochs is a great writer in that vein, but his more political work is more precise and unflinching than his that of his peers. Ochs’ politics are significantly more fully formed than those of, say, Pete Seeger, and it’s no surprise that his work could grab the attention of a guy like Joe Strummer. Some of Ochs’ most famous songs include “I Ain’t Marching Anymore,” “Love Me, I’m A Liberal,” “Draft Dodger Rag,” “Changes,” and “When I’m Gone.” Ochs died by suicide in 1976. He was 35.

“United Fruit” is a pretty deep Ochs cut, found on Sings For Broadside. It’s about the United Fruit Company’s (now Chiquita) involvement in exploitation and imperialism in Central America, actually a pretty great companion to “Washington Bullets” above.

The stanza in question – which actually ends “So they will be strong in the morning/To go back again” – is referring to John F. Kennedy’s Alliance For Progress initiative to strengthen ties between the US and Latin America, namely its initiative to improve economic development. So Alianza dollars are spent to house the laborers, but only so they’ll return to work every morning to serve US interest. “Up In Heaven” observes that even in an economy not hamstrung by US imperialism, dwellings are still halfheartedly built, with the only care being that its underclass residents return to work each day.

It’s hard to find a more pessimistic Clash song, but “Up In Heaven” still fosters some sense of wonder, and how could it not with that title? It’s not just its effortless melody or its buzzy guitar line that’s almost worthy of a pop act. It’s the scale. “A giant pipe organ up in the air.” “When the wind hits this building, this building, it tilts/One day it will surely fall to the ground.” In 1968, an entire corner of the Ronan Point building collapsed. In 2017, a fire broke out at Grenfell Tower and burned for 60 hours. In both instances, many other flats likely carried the same deficiencies that could welcome disaster.

Strummer doesn’t just write about the small stuff. He zooms out and makes us consider just how many people this affects. And by avoiding pure despair and bitterness, “Up In Heaven” cements itself as one of the very best songs here.

3. “Somebody Got Murdered”
mean: 6.1
33⅓: 9

“Somebody Got Murdered” so clearly makes the top three. The gap between it and “Up In Heaven” is the second largest such gap in these results, and the song actually is in a tie for the most #1 selections, with nine. It beats our #2 song in this regard. However, the song’s median vote is #6, whereas our #2 manages a preposterous #2 median vote. While about 34% of voters had “Somebody Got Murdered” in their top two, a scorching 51% had our #2 song, and that gives it the edge. “Somebody Got Murdered,” along with “Charlie Don’t Surf” and “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here),” was one of only three songs unanimously selected by the Sandinista Now! lists in 33⅓, something neither of our top two managed to achieve.

Strummer got a request for a heavy rock number for the Al Pacino film Cruising. Strummer recalls, “I hung up and went home and there was this guy in a pool of blood out by the parking kiosk.”36 The parking lot attendant where he lived had been killed over five pounds. “Somebody Got Murdered” was the band’s answer to the Cruising request, but they never got a call back, so the song’s home is Sandinista! instead.

“Somebody Got Murdered” is the ideal use of Mick Jones on vocals. His performance is equal parts dramatic and empathetic, conveying both the gravity of a lost life and, in probably the best couplet on the entire album, thinking through the motivations of the murder: “I’ve been very tempted to grab it from the till/I’ve been very hungry, but not enough to kill.” He also reflects on the coldness of the proceedings: “A small stain on the pavement, they’ll scrub it off the ground.” “As the daily crowd, disperses, no one says that much.” “Somebody Got Murdered” is a great demonstration that even when not dealing with outright political material, The Clash excel at zeroing in on the brutality of daily life, the psychology of the things we have to carry and exist within.

For the finale, Strummer comes in and plays someone who hears the brouhaha but doesn’t seem to do anything about it or even seem all that interested: “Sounds like murder!/Those shouts!/Are they drunk down below?” Meanwhile, we hear a dog barking. Headon recalls: “We wanted a police dog or guard dog sound. My dog Battersea wouldn’t let anyone hit me, so we went into the studio and I held onto him tight, and every time we wanted him to bark Joe would thump me. Each time Joe hit me, Battersea would go for him, so I had to hold on tight to the lead.”37

Musically, “Somebody Got Murdered” is peak Clash, an effortless rocker that’s well-served by Sandinista!‘s production environment. Jones uses a synthesizer for that piccolo-like riff that repeats throughout the track, the guitar has a sort of arena-ready jangle, and Headon’s drums so satisfyingly build before the full song finally explodes into gear. “Somebody Got Murdered” is so good, and might be the band’s simplest pleasure of their later period, give or take a “Should I Stay Or Should I Go.”

For whatever reason, “Somebody Got Murdered” was released as a Spain-only single (“Alguien Fue Asesinado”).

2. “The Magnificent Seven”
mean: 4.8
33⅓: 8

“The Magnificent Seven” was chosen in the top two by over half of our voters, but it just misses out on #1. Our #1 song was so-selected on only two fewer ballots, and in turn, “The Magnificent Seven” was chosen first only five times to our #1’s nine. And just a few more people weren’t as enthusiastic about this song, with its 25th percentile vote a #7 to our #1’s #5. Our #1 song’s lowest vote is #13, while “The Magnificent Seven” has a couple stragglers lowballing it at #18 and #21. Bafflingly, Rob Sheffield leaves it off his 33⅓ list.

Since DJ Kool Herc’s Bronx party in 1973, hip hop culture had been slowly gaining traction, though not primarily as a music genre as we think of it today. At the time, there were four equal elements of hip hop: emceeing, deejaying, b-boying, and graffiti. Hip hop only finally started becoming a mode of popular recorded music in 1979, when The Sugarhill Gang released “Rapper’s Delight.”

Just four days after the release of “Rapper’s Delight,” Chic – whose classic “Good Times” is recreated for the instrumental to “Rapper’s Delight” – played a show at New York’s Palladium. Sugarhill Gang members Big Bank Hank, Mike Wright, and Master Gee were there, and they hopped onstage and started freestyling when Chic started playing “Good Times.”38 Also playing on the same bill that night: Blondie and The Clash. On the second night of the bill, Paul Simonon smashed his bass guitar and produced the image on the cover of London Calling.

A full six years after Herc’s party, “Rapper’s Delight” was hip hop’s first bonafide hit. Though it only peaked at #36 in the US, that likely understates its popularity. The song hit #3 in the UK and was a #1 single in Canada.

By the time The Clash began their stay in New York in spring of 1980, there hadn’t been many more rap hits. Kurtis Blow hit #30 in the UK with his “Christmas Rappin,” and that was about it at the time. For more hip hop they were probably listening to, check out the Sugarhill Records compilation The Great Rap Hits (its sequel, Great Rap Hits, Vol. 2, is also essential).

While The Clash immersed themselves in New York City, hip hop was one of the things they were drawn to. Jones recalls, “Because we’d come from a communal scene, we were used to building things from out of our community, and that’s what was happening in New York at that time. Joe looked at the graffiti artists, and I was taking in things like breakdancing and rap.”39 He’d also recall, “I was so gone with the rap and hip-hop thing going on in New York that the others used to call me ‘Whack Attack.’ I’d walk around with a beatbox, wearing a baseball cap backwards and they used to constantly take the mick out of me.”40

While the Electric Lady sessions would eventually become wildly productive, things were slow-going at first. Blockheads Mickey Gallagher and Norman Watt-Roy showed up as reinforcements, with Watt-Roy only showing up “under great duress.”41

Gallagher remembers: “We got out there and went to the studios. The engineer and Mick were out there. We said, ‘Right, let’s hear your songs,’ and Mick said, ‘We’ve only got one’ and they played some cover. I said, ‘It’s not even your fucking song!'”42 We’ll get to that song shortly.

“It had been tossing it down with rain and we were soaking. So Norman and I sat down and started jamming and played what became ‘The Magnificent Seven.’ Then the guys started rolling up and said, ‘Oh yeah, that’s good.’ Topper came in and put some drums on and Joe disappeared and started writing lyrics.”43


“The Magnificent Seven” is ruled by Watt-Roy’s bassline, supported by handclaps and Jones’ skanking guitar. It’s very funky, and it’s noisier and more forceful than most rap backing tracks from the period, which usually adhered more closely to disco music. Despite this, “The Magnificent Seven” is some of The Clash’s finest music, and a wholly unique sound that’s not quite hip hop, not quite disco, not quite funk, and, until that point, not quite Clash.

“The Magnificent Seven” is about the brutality and aimlessness of everyday work. It begins by detailing the dread of waking up in the morning to make your way to your job, but it also touches on the capitalist forces that drag us into it. “Working for a rise, better my station/Take my baby to sophistication/She’s seen the ads, she thinks it’s nice/Better work hard, I seen the price.” It’s not that the narrator’s girlfriend is needlessly demanding, it’s that capitalism and advertising put us into a perpetual state of humiliation as we covet what we don’t already have.

On the chorus, a manager calls out to his laborers. “You lot!” “What?” they reply, annoyed. He encourages them, “Don’t stop, give it all you got.” It’s controlling, micromanaging, annoying stuff, completely anemic motivational garbage, and the refrain both captures the degradation of day-to-day work and manages to make it catchy and funky.


Strummer also wonders if the waking hours away from work are so great. “It’s no good for man to work in cages/Hits the town, he drinks his wages.” “What do we have for entertainment?/Cops kicking g—–s on the pavement” (Strummer uses a regrettable word for the Romani people here, though in 1980 this was clearly a sympathetic use of it). He asks if you notice that you’re not getting anywhere.

Eventually, the song tumbles into absurdity, with Topping also noticing that it bears some resemblance to “Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream.” “Italian mobster/Shoots a lobster/Seafood restaurant gets out of hand,” one of the band’s funniest lyrics ever, has the vibe of Dylan’s restaurant whose kitchen explodes from boiling fat. There’s a line about a “lunar landing of the dentist convention” that I can’t make heads nor tails of. Later on, political, historical, and cultural figures show up. Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels come to the checkout at the 7-11. Martin Luther King and Mohandas Gandhi come to the park to check on the game. Socrates and Richard Nixon both go the same way through the kitchen. Strummer wonders whether more people know about Plato or about Rin Tin Tin. For his finale, he pulls a headline from tabloid News of the World: “VACCUM CLEANER SUCKS UP BUDGIE.” “The budgie came out alive, too,” Strummer recalls of the story.44

I’m not sure most listeners today could clock what Strummer is doing as “rapping.” He’s a bit too tuneful, not emphasizing the syllables a contemporary rapper would, and, as with the backing track, his approach is rough when the genre demanded smoothness. Even if his facsimile of rapping isn’t quite right, it’s an awesome vocal performance, using his usual energy behind the mic to sell jokes and drive certain lines into your brain.

His rushed delivery of “Engels lent him the necessary pence” makes the resolution to that scenario that much funnier. He lands hard on that last word of “the minutes drag and the hours JERK,” emphasizing the psychic damage of a day at work. With “did you notice not GETTING ANYWHERE” he again rushes, barely keeping his speech together, before delivering the disturbing observation to the listener that their life is stuck.

Watt-Roy and Gallagher were shocked upon Sandinista!‘s release when they hadn’t received any writing credits. A lawsuit produced an unknown settlement, so it’s not certain from which songs here they’re receiving royalties. But it’s a pretty safe bet that “The Magnificent Seven” is among them, an instance where Watt-Roy’s bass guitar doesn’t just provide support but forms the very backbone of the song.

The Clash were a white band who embraced hip hop long before the concept of white appropriation of the genre was a thought, but they can’t claim to be the first to do it because some fellow travelers arrived in tandem. Just sixteen days before “The Magnificent Seven” was released on Sandinista!, Blondie – who had also played at the Palladium shows – released their album Autoamerican, which had their song “Rapture.” “Rapture,” somehow a minute longer than the already-long “The Magnificent Seven,” gives way to an extended rap sequence by Debbie Harry after its first couple of minutes. While Harry’s rapping could more reliably be clocked as rapping than Strummer’s, the rap section is pretty weak, with limp delivery and forgettable lyrics. Nevertheless, “Rapture” was a smash hit, topping the Billboard Hot 100. It would be the last song featuring rap vocals to top the Hot 100 until “Ice Ice Baby,” also by a white person, in 1990. The first rap on a Hot 100 #1 by a black artist would follow the next year, with P.M. Dawn’s “Set Adrift On Memory Bliss.”

When The Clash released “The Magnificent Seven” as a single, like on the American release of “The Call Up,” they included a dub remix as the B-side, deemed “The Magnificent Dance.” “We made an instrumental version of ‘Magnificent Seven’ and [New York R&B station] WBLS played it to death, you couldn’t go anywhere in New York that summer without hearing it. And that was us, weirdo white guys.”45 WBLS DJ Frankie Crocker actually had intercut “The Magnificent Dance” with clips of audio from the film Dirty Harry, and it became a highly requested track on the station.

In late spring of 1981, The Clash came to New York for a residency at Bond’s International Casino for what would eventually become fifteen shows. Among their many openers were hip hop acts The Sugarhill Gang, The Treacherous Three, and Grandmaster Flash And The Furious Five, and renowned graffiti artist Futura 2000 would spraypaint a backdrop while the band played.46 The series of shows rejuvenated the band after their shellacking from Sandinista! in the UK press, and it primed the US to make their next album their most commercially successful.

“The Magnificent Seven” is incredible, and I had it at #1 on my ballot. It’s not just a great song, but it’s an encapsulation of Sandinista!‘s moment in music history and the genre-bending philosophies the album emblematized.

1. “Police On My Back”
mean: 3.9
33⅓: 8

“Police On My Back” was just beloved by all. It was #1 on over 25% of all ballots. It was top two on over 45% of all ballots. It was top five on over 77% of all ballots. Its worst vote was #13 when the next-best song by that metric had a #21 vote. Hilariously, 33⅓ author Micajah Henley was the lone holdout to leave it off his list at the end of that book.

Three tracks were recorded before The Clash’s stay at Electric Lady. The third was from a brief stay at New York’s Power Station, where Diana Ross and Chic’s Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards were working on Diana. The Clash were itching to record, but hadn’t written anything yet, and in fact had so far only recorded a dub remix of a previous recording of theirs (see #35) and a cover (see #24). At Power Station, The Clash would record three more covers. Two – one of of Prince Buster’s “Madness” and another of Richard Berry And The Pharaohs’ “Louie Louie,” as made famous by The Kingsmen – didn’t make the album. The other was a cover of The Equals’ “Police On My Back.”

The Equals were a late sixties rock and soul band from the UK, often remembered as one of the first multiracial rock bands. The Equals were primarily known for their #1 UK hit “Baby, Come Back” from their debut album. Their second album, 1968’s Explosion, included “Police On My Back.”

While Derv Gordon was their singer, The Equals’ principal songwriter was their guitarist, Eddy Grant, whose family emigrated to London from Guyana when he was a kid. Grant wrote “Baby, Come Back,” and he also wrote “Police On My Back.”

“Police On My Back” is a pretty simple lyric sheet. The narrator is running and hiding. There was a shooting, and the victim, well, he won’t come back. The chorus just lists the days of the week he’s been running (all of them) and asks: what have I done? We don’t actually know whether he did it or not. Is “what have I done?” the genuine question of an innocent man, or the rhetorical question of a guilty man who can’t reckon with his actions? Either way, we’re probably meant to root for him over the police in their footrace.

Probably the best demonstration of The Clash as a pure musical unit is that, of the great rock bands, they might just be the very best at the art of covers. It started with their rocked-up take on Junior Murvin’s reggae classic “Police & Thieves.” They went on to record a faithful take on Booker T. & The M.G.’s’ instrumental “Time Is Tight,” a rock reinterpretation of American Civil War song “When Johnny Comes Marching Home,” an arena rock version of Toots & The Maytals’ reggae classic “Pressure Drop,” , their ramped-up intensity version of Willie Williams’ “Armagideon Time,” and of course their classic, enormous rendition of The Crickets’ “I Fought The Law” (as popularized by The Bobby Fuller Four). In the cases of “English Civil War,” “Pressure Drop,” and “I Fought The Law,” they were strong demonstrations that The Clash could forcefully knock down the original and reinvent them as significantly more powerful rock songs.

London Calling kept their covers catalogue going. It had their faithful but Clash-ed up version of Vince Taylor And His Playboys’ “Brand New Cadillac,” their revved up take on The Rulers’ “Wrong Emboyo,” and their horn-adorned version of Danny Ray And The Revolutioners’ “Revolution Rock.” Their final covers would be included on Sandinista!, with “Junco Partner,” “Look Here,” and “Police On My Back.”

The Clash’s covers since “I Fought The Law” – those found on London Calling and Sandinista! – weren’t powerhouses that ran over the originals like they had sometimes done previously. They were complete vibe reinventions that lived on a palpable and astonishing chemistry of the band. They don’t exactly reinvent the wheel from Vince Taylor’s “Brand New Cadillac,” but the band’s dynamics sound so locked in and perfect. The way they build on “Wrong ‘Em Boyo” with Gallagher’s organ and a full horn section is stunning, an undersung highlight of London Calling. Even if our voters didn’t flock to “Junco Partner,” there’s an undeniable vision there that so totally reimagines the song in a way that can only be realized by a band totally clicking.

“Police On My Back,” on the other hand, is such a powerhouse. Having already covered “Police & Thieves” and “I Fought The Law,” it’s not a surprising choice of song to cover for the band, and it was in regular rotation on their bus. On the original, Gordon sighs “what have I done?” on the post-chorus. Jones instead shouts a piercing “WHAT have i done?!” The band infuses the song with frantic energy and tempo, keeping their approach bone simple but really stepping into it. The guitar riff from the intro sounds multitracked, and its tone and pace make it resemble approaching police sirens. The Weeknd and The Black Eyed Peas wish they could list the days of the week as rousingly as Jones does.

There are no additional frills. It’s guitar, bass, and drums joining Jones’ vocal. There’s a reason people say it’s the only recording on Sandinista! that sounds like a classic Clash track.

The Equals would have a couple more top ten UK hits with “Viva Bobby Joe” and “Black Skinned Blue Eyed Boys.” In 1971, Eddy Grant left The Equals for health reasons, suffering a heart attack and a collapsed lung. He would eventually pursue a solo career, hitting #1 in the UK with 1982’s “I Don’t Wanna Dance.” But Grant’s most famous song crossed over to the US and hit #2. It’s “Electric Avenue.”

After “Electric Avenue,” Grant would have one more top ten hit in the UK. “Give Me Hope Jo’anna” is an awesome anti-apartheid song. It’s somehow his most-streamed song on Spotify.

Though “Police On My Back” was originally by The Equals, subsequent takes on the song tend to build directly on The Clash’s version. Tribute album White Riot, Vol One: A Tribute To The Clash has a great cover by Asian Dub Foundation. But my favorite take is a grime track by Lethal Bizzle from his 2007 album Back To Bizzness that heavily samples The Clash’s cover.

“Police On My Back” was released as an Australia-only single.

It might seem a bit anticlimactic that the winner of this poll is a cover, and not even the band’s finest cover. But it’s the cleanest demonstration of how The Clash make magic from their great taste, their knowledge of history, their nearly unparalleled chemistry as a band, and their vision for arranging rock songs.

Conclusion And Results

With that, we’ve unlocked the many mysteries of Sandinista!, hopefully enhacing our appreciation of the behemoth in the process. I set out to better understand the album, and I’ve done that and then some. More than ever, I believe that Sandinista! being as large as it was did wonders for their legacy, even if it was at the expense of the actual album. And I have a stronger understanding of how essential each song is or isn’t should we wish to create a shorter version of the album.

But before we go, some housekeeping. I have some playlists for you.

I think that there are a few ways we could go with our abbreviated Sandinista!, the first being The People’s Sandinista Now!, just our top twelve tracks. In this and the other playlists, I’ve made some changes for flow. Here, I instead start with “Police On My Back” and slot “The Magnificent Seven” in the vital second spot. I push “Hitsville U.K.” near the end, make sure “Washington Bullets” is the penultimate number and, in lieu of “Broadway,” finish with “Something About England.”

1. “Police On My Back”
2. “The Magnificent Seven”
3. “Somebody Got Murdered”
4. “One More Time”
5. “Lightning Strikes (Not Once But Twice)”
6. “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)”
7. “Lose This Skin”
8. “Charlie Don’t Surf”
9. “Hitsville U.K.”
10. “The Call Up”
11. “Washington Bullets”
12. “Something About England”

There’s a gap of greater than one between the means of our #11 and 12 songs and our #27 and #28 songs. But 11 tracks is too few and 27 tracks is too many. The only other such gap in between is between our #15 and #16 tracks, and it’s in fact the largest gap outside of the top few and bottom few tracks. This strongly suggests that the cutoff for The People’s Sandinista! should be our top fifteen. This actually gets us a playlist about as long as London Calling, just a little over an hour. This is the official result of our article, what we set out to make.

This playlist largely preserves the decisions from above, but kicks “Something About England” to be the first half finale and finishes with “The Sound Of Sinners.”

1. “Police On My Back”
2. “The Magnificent Seven”
3. “The Leader”
4. “Rebel Waltz”
5. “Somebody Got Murdered”
6. “One More Time”
7. “Something About England”
8. “Lightning Strikes (Not Once But Twice)”
9. “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)”
10. “Lose This Skin”
11. “Charlie Don’t Surf”
12. “Hitsville U.K.”
13. “The Call Up”
14. “Washington Bullets”
15. “The Sound Of Sinners”

There are a few heartbreaking cutoffs in the above, though. If you want something a bit longer, twenty seems like a great cutoff. Though the gaps in mean in this vicinity aren’t huge, the gap between #20 and #21 (.86) is the most substantial. So we’ll use the top twenty to make The People’s Sandinista! (Deluxe).

This again preserves most sequencing ideas above, but I use “Broadway” as the finale, so “The Sound Of Sinners” is the new halfway finale.

1. “Police On My Back”
2. “The Magnificent Seven”
3. “Ivan Meets G.I. Joe”
4. “The Leader”
5. “Rebel Waltz”
6. “Somebody Got Murdered”
7. “One More Time”
8. “Something About England”
9. “The Sound Of Sinners”
10. “Lightning Strikes (Not Once But Twice)”
11. “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)”
12. “Corner Soul”
13. “Let’s Go Crazy”
14. “Lose This Skin”
15. “Charlie Don’t Surf”
16. “Hitsville U.K.”
17. “The Street Parade”
18. “The Call Up”
19. “Washington Bullets”
20. “Broadway”

Finally, here is the full countdown, and a playlist of it to accompany this article.

36. “Mensforth Hill”
35. “Shepherds Delight”
34. “Version Pardner”
33. “Junkie Slip”
32. “Silicone On Sapphire”
31. “Living In Fame”
30. “Career Opportunities”
29. “The Crooked Beat”
28. “Version City”
27. “One More Dub”
26. “Look Here”
25. “Midnight Log”
24. “Junco Partner”
23. “Kingston Advice”
22. “The Equaliser”
21. “If Music Could Talk”
20. “Broadway”
19. “The Street Parade”
18. “Ivan Meets G.I. Joe”
17. “Let’s Go Crazy”
16. “Corner Soul”
15. “The Sound Of Sinners”
14. “The Leader”
13. “Rebel Waltz”
12. “Lightning Strikes (Not Once But Twice)”
11. “One More Time”
10. “Lose This Skin”
9. “Charlie Don’t Surf”
8. “Hitsville U.K.”
7. “Something About England”
6. “The Call Up”
5. “Washington Bullets”
4. “Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)”
3. “Somebody Got Murdered”
2. “The Magnificent Seven”
1. “Police On My Back”

Thank you to all of our voters, sorted by average deviation between their ranking and the final ranking.

#NameMean Average Deviation
1Joey Daniewicz3.31
2Paul C.3.97
3GimmeDatWheat4.03
4Steve Alter4.53
5Peter Stenhouse4.69
6Marty Lederman5.03
7KT Reed-Townsend5.08
8Patrick Hould5.19
9Will Hanson5.25
9Jay Dodge5.25
11Joe Rosett5.31
12Chris Steller5.53
13First Time Listen5.58
14Eric Johnson5.64
15Boris Palameta5.69
16Brad Luen5.75
17Rick5.92
17Austin Luzbetak5.92
19Mark Rosen6.08
20Erik Best6.14
20Nate Patrin6.14
22Melody Esme6.19
23Ryan Maffei6.53
24Mac Wilson6.64
24Alfred Soto6.64
26Mikey Tabletop6.81
27Grace7.03
28Anonymous #17.14
29Adam7.19
30Noah Biasco7.25
31Dean Carlson7.75
32Iris Demento7.81
33Anonymous #27.92
34Peter Feldstein8.14
35Scott Woods8.25

Footnotes

  1. The Clash book. ↩︎
  2. Salewicz. ↩︎
  3. Gilbert. ↩︎
  4. Gilbert. ↩︎
  5. Gilbert. ↩︎
  6. Topping. ↩︎
  7. The Clash book. ↩︎
  8. Topping. ↩︎
  9. Topping. ↩︎
  10. Popoff. ↩︎
  11. The Clash book. ↩︎
  12. Henley, duh doi. ↩︎
  13. The Clash book. ↩︎
  14. The Clash book. ↩︎
  15. Topping, though I haven’t actually seen the booklet. ↩︎
  16. Popoff. ↩︎
  17. Henley. ↩︎
  18. Henley. ↩︎
  19. Topping. ↩︎
  20. Henley. ↩︎
  21. Bill Flanagan interview. ↩︎
  22. Henley. ↩︎
  23. Topping. ↩︎
  24. Henley. ↩︎
  25. Henley. ↩︎
  26. Rolling Stone. ↩︎
  27. NME. ↩︎
  28. Gilbert. ↩︎
  29. Topping. ↩︎
  30. CNN. ↩︎
  31. Topping, I cannot find the cited Musician source anywhere. ↩︎
  32. Topping. ↩︎
  33. Salewicz. ↩︎
  34. Henley. ↩︎
  35. Salewicz. ↩︎
  36. The Clash book. ↩︎
  37. The Clash book. ↩︎
  38. The Source. ↩︎
  39. Consequence. ↩︎
  40. The Clash book. ↩︎
  41. Gilbert. ↩︎
  42. Gilbert. ↩︎
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  44. The Clash book. ↩︎
  45. The Clash book. ↩︎
  46. Gilbert. ↩︎

Joey’s Top 25 Songs of the Half-Decade

Songs are very small units of art. There are a lot of them to like! This is why song lists are usually fairly long. Indeed, it would be easy to extend this list into fifty or even one hundred songs.

But I would really like you to listen to and strongly consider all of the songs here. Really, I mean it. This is my first published songs list outside of my annual top tens, and it’s because I noticed that my understanding of the finest of this half-complete decade produces a particularly intriguing smattering of songs.

So this is actually my pitch, my plea to the keepers of the popular music canon that come 2029, perhaps some of these songs should be considered for these sorts of lists, more important ones than mine. I understand that not many of them have broad familiarity among the public, but perhaps they can be to this decade what Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own” was to the 2010s, what Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ “Maps” was to the 2000s, what New Order’s “Blue Monday” was to the 1980s (to Americans, anyhow). I understand this is unlikely. But this is my best attempt.

Much of this writing is directly from my past top songs of the year features, often lightly edited. But there are songs here I hadn’t written about before, and a few for which I decided to rewrite the blurbs.

Spotify playlist at the bottom of the article. You’re really gonna want to listen to that one.

25. “The Window”
by Ratboys

The heart of Ratboys’ breakthrough The Window is its towering title track, a heartbreaking song about how COVID kept frontwoman Julia Steiner’s grandparents just apart in her grandmother’s final moments. Not only was the sixty-year marriage cut short by the pandemic, but they were robbed of the proper dignity that had usually been allowed in those last days. But “The Window” doesn’t linger on this injustice and treats the window as matter-of-fact, no time for worrying about the particulars. Steiner’s affected vocal elevates “The Window,” and it climaxes with “Sue, Sue, you’ll always be my girl” repeated on the bridge. In 2020, I said “marjorie” was a perfect anthem for a year when we lost too many grandparents to COVID. With “The Window,” unfortunately, a fantastic song literally about that actually exists.

24. “Chaise Longue”
by Wet Leg

Is this a novelty song? Wet Leg’s debut single reads like a fairly unremarkable set of inside jokes between friends. It’s not that the Mean Girls reference is actually funny. It’s that Rhian Teasdale’s delivery of the verses makes it sound like Wet Leg actually have access to the bureaucratic processes by which they assign people to butter one’s muffin. Teasdale plays it all so straight, giving this dumb shit the energy of hypertopical British post-punk that’s about concrete blocks or whatever.

Then the chorus is looney tunes, like a theme song you’d hear to introduce your favorite show on the Cartoon Network. It’s the played-straight verses contrasting here that really makes the trick work, that you really appreciate how much fun is being had here. This is how Wet Leg made the dumbest song ever sound like a revolution.

23. “Bad Habit”
by Steve Lacy

Steve Lacy fits right in as “Bad Habit”‘s nervous underdog. Its theme of unrequited like – “I wish I knew you wanted me,” “thought you were too good for me, my dear” – might seem trite, but Lacy really nails that broad experience of preemptive self-rejection. It helps that Lacy doesn’t over-focus on the missed opportunity and instead hones in on the mental trap that will create more of them. It’s also a unique piece of music. “Bad Habit” sounds dreamlike thanks to Lacy’s guitars and backing vocals, and its instrumentation is gentle even when the drum machine is going crazy in the back half. Sometimes a song works so well that the boldly obvious actually wins you dominion over the emotion.

22. “Boy’s a liar Pt. 2”
by PinkPantheress & Ice Spice

Around half of “Boy’s a liar Pt. 2” was already figured out with, you guessed it, “Boy’s a liar.” That part one actually peaked at #38 on the UK charts but didn’t appear on the Hot 100. You’ll note that the difference between a modest chart success and the out-of-nowhere smash of 2023 (non-country division) is Ice Spice. Her more self-assured verse contrasts PinkPantheress’s more devastated sincerity: “Bet he blowin’ her back/Thinkin’ ’bout me ’cause he know that it’s fat.” It’s just a crazy moment of pop alchemy that hasn’t just worked, but worked wonders. There’s another song still to come on this list that also features two women who finally realize some guy doesn’t care about them. That song’s a blast too, but “Boy’s a liar” sets itself apart through its breezy sound, keeping things light. A guy sucks, but it’s really not that serious. It’s fun to talk about, even.

PS: I might actually like this song better if it was like it sounds, and PP is telling us “that boy’s a Leo,” tapping into the ongoing astrology craze. That said, I have no idea if the song’s subject is actually exhibiting Leo-like behavior.

21. “Not Gonna Die”
by Will Butler

Will Butler, formerly of Arcade Fire, was outraged at coverage of the 2015 Paris Attacks. From that, he wrote “Not Gonna Die,” which rejects the media-induced feeling that you might meet your end at any moment. “I won’t be killed by a refugee” was a necessary sentiment during the emerging era of anti-immigrant fervor then, and it is now. An immigrant is not going to kill you. Your fear of immigrants is not a real problem. You’re going to die of an average heart attack.

Butler builds the hell out of the song, climaxing with a choir joining him to scream “QUIT SAYING THAT!” The song earns the grand treatment. I find this song very moving while in a city that people tell me I should be afraid to live in. Quit saying that my neighbor’s gonna kill me!

Ironically, he released the song in a year where if he died in the hospital, he absolutely would not have been surrounded by strangers.

This is easily the least popular song on this list. Please listen to it.

20. “Angel Of My Dreams”
by JADE

After intro-ing with that big, bright chorus, “Angel Of My Dreams” quickly descends into Hell. Thirteen years after Little Mix was One-Directioned together on The X Factor, JADE feels cheated, and she expresses her feelings through a chaotic smorgasbord of pop elements. There’s the demonic, driving pulse and the contrasting versions of the chorus, the ones at the bookends hefty and brilliant, the ones between frantic and twisted. Pop songs abound about not getting everything you’re promised in the trade, but “Angel Of My Dreams” has a particularly sharp ire, as it seems specifically targeted. Can’t imagine a more satisfying resolution for Mixers everywhere.

Who needs Simon Le Cowell?

19. “Not Strong Enough”
by boygenius

“Not Strong Enough”‘s first verse (courtesy Phoebe) introduces a pretty standard “running into poor mental health in the standard everyplace” setup but pulls the rug out in the second (courtesy Julien): “I lied! I am/Just lowering your expectations.” It’s a delightful betrayal in the moment, but it raises a pretty knotty question about the possibility of taking space for oneself giving way to lack of accountability in a partner. And while it’s unclear if this thought is turned squarely inward or outward, that epic, repeated bridge line, “Always an angel, never a god,” hints at a gendered dynamic. That bridge and the finale (courtesy Lucy) feel cleansing, like a heightened moment of awareness (“there’s something in the static, I think I’ve been having revelations”). “Go home alone” is framed as a new development, perhaps the manipulator from the second refrain has been dropped.

Or, I dunno. That’s what I got from this song. Thank you for humoring me. You might have gotten something else entirely. It’s a tough one to penetrate. I really just think the guitars and harmonies hit in exactly the perfect way to totally justify the boygenius project, which has somehow massively raised the profile of each individual artist. My favorite moment from their well-deserved banner year.

18. “good 4 u”
by Olivia Rodrigo

SOUR made its bones on Olivia Rodrigo’s hyperspecific details, so it’s funny that its finest song is its broadest. She keeps things as simple as possible here, methodically outlining that her ex’s happiness is not only at her expense but in fact because of her in the first place, Rodrigo finding no consolation that her efforts to find him a therapist will make things smoother for the next girl. Rodrigo’s sour grapes kick tons of ass, her hair-raising backing vocals and “LIKE A DAMN SOCIOPATH!!!” should put the fear of God in this guy, however happy he was before this sucker dropped.

17. “Sad React”
by Emperor X

“Sad React” is a funny observation about how silly the titular Facebook reaction feels when it fits too many things, how insufficient and anodyne the sad react comes off when someone makes a post about some international tragedy. But while the song is a little funny, Chad Matheny is also thinking about some real shit. “One of my friends got a new tattoo/Of the Black Sun and the Fourteen Words in fluorescent blue” is how the song begins, in competition for bleakest opening couplet ever. There are moments of levity (“grandpa gets caught in a thunderstorm,” “somebody just stole my laundry”), but “Sad React” finds Matheny going for the jugular more than he usually does: “They threw our friends in a labor camp,” “they fill a high school with tear gas,” “a smashed up flatscreen on a mass grave of human shields.”

Matheny released this song in January of 2020. One year later, the pandemic made people rely on Facebook for life, community, and –oh god – news more than ever before. Five years later, Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook would be prioritizing more “free speech” at the expense of doing even less to combat misinformation.

“We’ll watch the next holocaust livestreamed on NBC/And we’ll just sad react.”

16. “Super Shy”
by NewJeans

Longtime readers will know that K-pop is not generally something I’ve made myself hip to. So please realize I’m not holding up “Super Shy” as the only K-pop single in years that’s worthy of one of these features, but instead as a come-to-Jesus moment (and no, I’m not given any credit for already loving “Gee”). Anyway! “Super Shy” feels distinct. It’s airy, breezy, lightweight. Its backing track has propulsive little video game sounds. Actually, that all sounds kind of like #22 on this list. But that song comes from an artist who, despite it feeling like she broke through that same year, still has not had much additional resounding chart success. That other song is lightning striking. NewJeans, a recent development in the K-pop hierarchy that you will absolutely need to pay attention to, tries the sound on in a more real-deal pop machine vibe, and the mopey-on-paper “you don’t even know my name, do ya?” hook sounds more like confidence. Is the consequence of shyness that this guy has to wait a minute? A/Bing this with this Steve Lacy, this list’s #23, my belief that NewJeans are authentically super shy is rather shaken. But authenticity is for losers, and “Super Shy” is a fresh context for these enduring concepts.

15. “namesake”
by Noname

Honestly, for much of its runtime, “namesake” is really good but nothing all that special. Then Noname brings up the NFL and Jay-Z. And look, yeah, the NFL’s promotion of the military industrial complex is a pretty fire thing to bring up in a rap song. And yeah, sure, fuck Jay-Z, not really a shocking guy to hate on, he’s pretty content to be a punchline. But Noname brings in Rihanna. She brings in Beyoncé. And she brings in Kendrick. These are three of the most beloved names in music, and it’s not just that she disrespects them. Noname makes them sound small. Unimportant. And she is hypnotically gleeful about it, her smile bouncing around the end of this song like the Cheshire Cat’s. You’ll see “propaganda for the military complex” quoted in a lot of blurbs about this song, but for me it’s more about the way she hits those syllables. And she’s not just out here hating. She takes a brief moment to reflect on her own hypocrisy.

Also, that bit about “the same gun that shot Samir in the West Bank” hits a little harder since release.

14. “Next Girl”
by Carly Pearce

On Valentine’s Day of 2020, Carly Pearce released her second album, partly inspired by her new marriage. Just half a year but many world events later, Pearce dropped this absolute scorcher warning anyone who finds themselves involved with Michael Ray. Key to “Next Girl” is that Pearce confronts that her mistake made sense. The guy was hot. He knew just what to say. It will work on the next girl too, unless she can intervene.

Co-written with Shane McAnally and Josh Osborne of “Merry Go ‘Round” fame, to wildly understate their prolificness, “Next Girl” is stacked with sharp lines, and while Pearce’s should-be-classic album 29: Unwritten In Stone largely grapples with her own sadness about the whole situation, this is the one where she lets herself get really spicy. And when it came out, it might have been the best country song released since, well, “Merry Go ‘Round.”

13. “Happy New Year”
by Let’s Eat Grandma

In addition to genius collaborator SOPHIE dying in 2021, co-lead Jenny Hollingworth’s boyfriend Billy Clayton died after a battle with cancer in the spring of 2019, after which the childhood best friends canceled their US tour and found themselves living apart for the first time. Communication between the two broke down, and they struggled to get to the bottom of their rocky period. And despite all that, through multiple deaths and hardship, here we are. Two Ribbons was one of 2022’s most underrated albums, an emotional wallop, and its finest song was its opener by Rosa Walton about how the two found each other again: “I’d wanted the old us back,” “and now we’ve grown in different ways.” Though it’s specifically about Hollingworth and Walton, its journey through simpler times of their friendship and coming to terms with their changing landscape are universally beautiful, and they bring out their usual synthpop for their finest and grandest arrangement yet. “Happy New Year” digs into the tough times and hard conversations, but it is a celebration of making it out on the other end.

“Because you know you’ll always be my best friend, and look at what we made it through.”

12. “Wilder Days”
by Morgan Wade

There’s nothing like a great love song that finds a new angle. Morgan Wade finds a way to inject some additional longing into an already-existing relationship. In “Wilder Days,” Wade is haunted by the young man she didn’t get to meet, even if she has him now. Her fantasies get detailed enough that we learn that in her dreams she’s the same age even though he’s younger. We also learn what they’d do in a hotel lobby.

It’s already a great premise, but it’s sold by Wade’s vocal. Wade’s yowl – which might require you to look up a few lyrics because they’re slurred in an Eddie Vedder sort of way – sells that chorus so well, conveying her ache with power without letting it slip into sadness.

11. “Good Luck, Babe!”
by Chappell Roan

With a backing track sounding like it came out of Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” session, “Good Luck, Babe!” is the cherry on top of Chappell Roan’s ascent – the clear music story of 2024. And it isn’t characterized by a sort of magic the way “Pink Pony Club” is and it isn’t laced with pop crack the way “HOT TO GO!” is. It’s just her strongest piece of songwriting yet, bolstered by a skilled and restrained vocal. It’s perhaps the most horrifying sendoff to a failed love you might hear in a pop song (reminiscent of 2024’s cult hit I Saw The TV Glow): if you won’t get with me, what if you’re never yourself?

10. “Yucky Blucky Fruitcake”
by Doechii

Doechii – then going by Iamdoechii – introduced herself to the world in September 2020 with “Yucky Blucky Fruitcake,” and it’s the most arresting breakout rap single since “212.” It’s an explicit introduction to Doechii framed through her childhood neuroses. The classroom teacher (also played by her) asks new kid Doechii to please introduce herself to the class. She gets more than she bargained for.

She’s supremely confident. She’s got jokes (“I’m pulling out my teeth so I wake up to the cash”). Most importantly, she’s versatile. Halfway in, the song switches gears into something smoother and more vivid. She shouts out Barbara Park and Paramore. “Yucky Blucky Fruitcake” is a perfect showcase for this new talent, showing off her technical skill and musical chops while actually showing us how her brain works. It’s a wonder that it took her four whole years for her hype to finally match the promise of this first strike.

9. “American Teenager”
by Ethel Cain

Not since “Merry Go ‘Round” has a great song been so biting about small town USA, but Ethel Cain sets “American Teenager” apart by instead sending things skyward, putting together such an emotionally convincing piece of heartland rock that Obama missed the implications. The point is actually that the hopefulness is the tragedy, the character begging “Jesus, if you’re listening, let me handle my liquor” and fighting off doubt with promises of better things to come: “Just give it one more day, and you’re done,” “It’s just not my year.” Like the next one will be.

8. “DAMN DANIEL”
by Bree Runway (ft. Baby Tate)

For its first two minutes and fourteen seconds, “DAMN DANIEL” might actually sound more at home in the early 2000s, like as an album track or one of the lesser singles from some Missy Elliott album. Characters Keisha and Felicia each get their kicks with Danny before their worst suspicions about their lack of presence on his Instagram materialize.

Then 2:14 hits. Missy never did this.

They find power in their shared knowledge and spread the word to their community: If you fuck with him, he’ll fuck all your friends. Don’t trust the man!

They’re not sad for getting played. They’re finding enough joy in what revenge can be had.

7. “All My Exes Live In Vortexes”
by Rosie Tucker

Did you know:

1. Amazon workers skip bathroom breaks and pee in bottles in order to keep their jobs?
2. Packaging is the world’s largest source of plastic waste, comprising about 40% of all plastic waste?
3. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is a mass of plastic in the North Pacific Ocean around the size of Alaska, and apparently a Dutch nonprofit has plans to clean it up within ten years, pending financial support?
4. The plastic industry basically lied to everyone, and very little plastic ever gets recycled?
5. Even in the case of plastic that does get recycled, it degrades with every turnover?

But we’re all just middle-sized fish. So it’s not really on us.

Anyway. This song is about a failing relationship.

6. “Chosen To Deserve”
by Wednesday

Couples aren’t really obligated to report to each other if they, say, were present for a friend overdosing on Benadryl when they were a teenager, but Karly Hartzman clearly holds some shame she’d be relieved to unload in her relationship. But there’s still no doubt in her framing. Her partner was chosen. She’s saying “thank God” in the same breath she’s remembering pissing in the street.

And if this is the extent of Hartzman’s rap sheet, she’s right not to worry. Still, it’s all a little gross, right? The Benadryl, the piss, the…sex underneath the dogwood tree sounds almost romantic without the details about the cul-de-sac and the SUV. And that she teaches at the Sunday school during all of this?

The Benadryl verse is what really stays with me. First of all, it sounds like a pretty pathetic way to get high. Secondly, Hartzman’s voice is scary here. Notice the way she rises into “he had to get his stomach pumped.” But I really linger on the way she sings “they took him,” something about Hartzman’s delivery setting in my mind that her friend was practically a bag of meat before medical intervention.

“Chosen To Deserve” is a modern classic not just because of its novel concept and vivid origin stories, but because Hartzman’s vocal delivery slowly crawls over every detail and, it must be mentioned, that guitar riff is incredible. With music to match Hartzman’s writing and performance, “Chosen To Deserve” was instantly one of the classic indie rock songs of the 2020s.

5. “Not Like Us”
by Kendrick Lamar

It was game two of the Western Conference Semifinals between the Denver Nuggets and our Minnesota Timberwolves, and Jaden McDaniels and Nickeil Alexander-Walker had just done this to Jamal Murray. I looked at my phone for probably the fiftieth time already that game, and oh god. Oh shit.

Now deep into their beef, Drake and Kendrick had just traded sprawling and nauseatingly messy tracks late the night prior within half an hour of each other. Kendrick planned things so he’d have the last word of the night, but here he was back for more. The single’s “cover” was presumably an image of Drake’s house, lovingly marked in the way a sex offender registry map might be. Yet another thing you react to by widening your eyes, shaking your head, and moving your head slightly back as if you were taking a small amount of psychic damage on Drake’s behalf. We were all getting fairly used to that ritual.

DJ Mustard had taken Monk Higgins’ cover of Ray Charles’ “I Believe To My Soul” and used two samples to fairly opposite ends. The “Not Like Us” intro and pre-chorus sounds like a party. Kendrick Lamar is here to declare and celebrate victory. We are all invited to the party. The sample that runs throughout, meanwhile, sounds evil, like the song that plays when the villain unleashes his henchmen. The gleeful hatred of “Not Like Us” is a feeling that doesn’t leave you.

And Kendrick, giving us his best Drakeo the Ruler flow, expands our minds regarding what we might find in a diss track. You can just flat out call the guy a pedophile. You can deliver a 5/10 joke so well that the entire country will learn it. And most unexpectedly of all, Kendrick could give a brief history lesson before dressing down The Drake Effect – a bump Drake can give to a smaller artist often thought of as an act of benevolence – as an act of colonization.

“Not Like Us” was the song of 2024 not just for its power, although there was certainly that. The last time Drake got destroyed in an exchange of diss tracks, he immediately shrugged it off and spent fourteen of the next seventeen weeks at the top of the Hot 100. This time, you’d hear an apologetic tone in people’s voice whenever anyone said a positive word about his music. Perhaps this will stop after Kendrick ceases his parade of reminders: a livestreamed concert film, a music video, a surprise album, a Super Bowl Halftime performance, a stadium tour…I could say a lot about all of this, but I’ll spare you.

But “Not Like Us” is the landmark it is because it viscerally taps into feelings of revenge, power, and hate. And finding joy therein. It’s pretty disgusting, but for four and a half minutes, it’s a pretty great time.

Not about who the greatest, it’s always been about love and hate.

(This is real.)

4. “Tennessee Orange”
by Megan Moroney

Sometimes a song just has a perfect concept. Megan Moroney replaces the Montagues and the Capulets with the Volunteers and the Bulldogs, and she’s Juliet. The chorus is huge, and Moroney’s vocal just sounds so affected by new love. A few of this guy’s traits – he opens the door, he don’t make her cry – are fairly unimpressive, but it’s enough that these expectations sound new and beautiful to Moroney. And anyway, he feels like home. So she risks the ire of her family by indulging her boyfriend’s college football obsession. She’s wearing Tennessee Orange for him. Hell, she’s learning the words to “Old Rocky Top.” For the finale, Moroney lets us know she hasn’t totally lost herself by adding a line to the chorus: “And I still want the Dawgs to win.”

You don’t have to buy into the idea that a Georgian dating a Tennesseean is all that far-fetched to appreciate “Tennessee Orange,” and you don’t have to have a knowledge of or even tolerance of college football. It’s all just a device to express the ways in which this young woman is in love. And honestly, it probably won’t work out, and that’s fine. Maybe she’ll stop being impressed by held doors. Maybe she’ll ask the next guy if he feels comfortable wearing some Georgia Red. But Moroney so excellently depicts this innocent, naive moment that it is enough.

3. “Want Me”
by Baby Queen

Bella Latham launched her career in 2020, while everyone was stuck at home. Maybe the unfortunate timing is why she still hasn’t caught on, because she is up there with the best pop writers of the last few years. Early singles were largely diagnoses of a rotting society: internet addiction, body dysmorphia and Facetune, and stuffy assholes who deserve to have their party ruined. Then there was “Want Me,” which Latham wrote after a Killing Eve binge sparked an obsession with Jodie Comer.

That’s a fun fact, but the Comer of it all doesn’t change much in “Want Me.” “I’m lying on the floor typing your name into the internet” lands a tad softer when the person in question is a celebrity, but the ultra-intensity of “Want Me” is actually welcome. Wanting someone in this way is absolutely not advisable. But it happens anyway. And Latham gives this feeling, and I am not saying this lightly, one of the best pop songs of all time.

Her verses spill out as if they’re uncontainable, and the severity of the lines never lets up. “My brain is dissipated, and you’re where it used to be.” That sort of thing. Then that chorus just radiates. Latham isn’t just feeling these things, she’s proposing that she’ll go anywhere you want to go. “Why don’t you swap me for your shadow?” And producer King Ed turns that post-chorus “want me, want me, if you want me” into a delirious celebration of this mess. And this all builds to a finale so catchy that it justifiably repeats thrice.

It’s not a love song. It’s something more wrong, more twisted, more cringe. But that’s more fun than a love song.

2. “Expert In A Dying Field”
by The Beths

Sometimes you hear a song and think, okay that’s the best thing they’ll ever write. “Expert in a Dying Field” is such a moment, Elizabeth Stokes absolutely stuffing the thing with heartstabbers: “I can flee the country for the worst of the year, but I’ll come back to it,” “All of my notes in a desolate pile I haven’t touched in an age,” “I can close the door on us but the room still exists,” “Love is learned over time!” And then she repeats that desperate, mocking HOW DOES IT FEEL as rueful and haunting as Bob Dylan’s.

With this, Stokes put herself in the company of today’s greatest songwriters. “Expert in a Dying Field” is the best rock song of the young decade, and it takes its place as one of the all-time great breakup songs.

1. “The Best God Damn Band In Wyoming”
by No-No Boy

Graduate student Julian Saporiti was making his way through a Wyoming museum when he came upon a picture of a band at Heart Mountain Relocation Center, a Japanese internment camp. He was so blown away to find such a thing existed that he tracked down singer Joy Teraoka, struck up a friendship, and wrote this song to help the history endure.

Saporiti’s songwriting and performing approaches are pretty simple, but he gets a lift from the tenderness with which he approaches his topics. Here, he gets into this one like it was the song he was put on this earth to sing. Indeed, the topic is particularly close to him, and set him on the path of writing these songs for his dissertation in American Studies.

And though this is a tale of finding joy in tragedy, it still can’t escape the dark conclusion underneath. The story ends with Yone going to fight for the country that just imprisoned him. Still, the epilogue finishes with the only line that could have ended this song: “Locked up in prison camps for no fucking reason, but they still found a reason to sing.”

Saporiti has a gift for making songs out of untold history, often in a way that fills out our understanding of some well-known event, however slightly. “The Best God Damn Band In Wyoming” is particularly successful in his catalogue, the strongest expression of his ability to turn large-scale events into human stories. I remain in awe of “The Best God Damn Band In Wyoming” as a musical achievement, and would be unsurprised if in five years no other song from the 2020s had moved me more.

Joey’s Top Twenty TV Shows of 2024

I’m not gonna lie to you, this list is a ton of prep work. Listening to a bunch of albums is way easier than watching a bunch of TV shows (usually like 40-50 shows a year watched to completion). But how well do I actually do? Am I actually considering and giving you the best shows of the year?

I mean, I’m only one man, but I think I do well enough. Internet friend Mikey Tabletop has, for the past couple of years, done what Metacritic no longer does and aggregated just about every critic list of the best TV of the year, resulting in this spreadsheet. I managed to watch all of the top thirteen shows on it, and then 18 of the top 20 (I’m only missing Say Nothing, which would be my next watch if I had another week, and Slow Horses, which I would need to catch up on). My watching mostly consists of critical favorites, other various continuing series (I rarely drop a show, I don’t recommend this lifestyle), and then animation, which is often underheralded in features like these.

So this ends my features on the best of 2024. Stay tuned for a special bonus feature next Thursday, where I rank the 25 best songs of the decade so far.

20. Curb Your Enthusiasm
season 12
10 episodes (120 total plus 1 special)
stream: Max


Larry David (character) spends the entire final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm charged for the crime of giving water to a voter in line in Atlanta, Georgia. Larry’s accidental defiance of the draconian Georgia law makes him a national hero, but privately, Larry is still doing things like telling his gay lawyer that he and his husband have chosen the inferior surname for their newly adopted baby.

The season culminates in a courtroom scene where everyone that Larry has ever wronged testifies. Wait a minute.

While Curb Your Enthusiasm‘s twelfth season doesn’t quite have the juice of its peak years, it’s still absolutely got juice, and this is well-demonstrated in the finale. Larry (real person) has revisited Seinfeld on Curb before, and while this isn’t quite as transcendent, he manages to yet again reach across sitcom fictions to right his past wrongs.

19. Delicious in Dungeon
season 1
24 episodes
stream: Netflix

At first I was unmoved by Delicious in Dungeon‘s hook. Oh boy, a Dungeons & Dragons setting featuring fake cooking lessons about how to use monsters in your cuisine. How useful. But Delicious in Dungeon is more like a fictional nature program relayed to us through each episodic battle/puzzle the core party takes on and then also through, yes, the cooking program.

Especially with Studio Trigger going all in on the animation, it’s not hard to see why Delicious In Dungeon was maybe the most celebrated anime of the year. Though it can sometimes feel a little humdrum for a fantasy show, Delicious In Dungeon packs a punch when it counts, and eventually you already know so much about the titular dungeon’s wildlife that you’re invested even in the quieter moments.

18. Sound! Euphonium
season 3
13 episodes (39 total plus 2 films)
stream: Crunchyroll

What seems like a simple, cute show about high schoolers in their concert band club has always been more emotionally complex, making clear from the get-go that this is a series not about music and fun but about competition. It’s always been about making sure that a very large group of students has the same lofty goal for the organization, and all of the complicated group dynamics that emerge while holding that together.

This third and final season sees Kumiko and Reina take over the club in their senior year, and after the previous year’s failure, they (especially Reina) are dead set on winning the national competition. But discord ripples throughout the group as Kumiko faces stiff competition from transfer student and fellow euphonist Mayu.

This season takes the excellent first two seasons, in which Kumiko and Reina are first years, and flips it on its head: where Reina had been the young challenger to the club’s senior vanguard, Kumiko is now the challenged elder. Moreover, Kumiko is nagged all season about what she plans to do after high school. After an eight year wait for the next season, Sound! Euphonium finally ends its run beautifully.

17. Somebody Somewhere
season 3
7 episodes (21 total)
stream: Max


Somebody Somewhere concludes with its third season. What was once a story about Sam returning to her hometown of Manhattan, Kansas is now mostly about the ordinary moments in everyday life there.

There’s not a lot out there like Somebody Somewhere. Its gentle comedy and soft emotional punches really demand that you buy into these ordinary stories. This season, Sam finally thinks about getting romantically involved with a fellow Manhattan-ite. Joel adjusts to living with his new partner. Tricia keeps building her new business. Fred’s new wife is watching his health. These might sound like entries from your local paper’s society pages, but Somebody Somewhere treats them with respect, urgency, and perspective. It was a beautiful little show that will be missed.

16. House of the Dragon
season 2
8 episodes (18 total)
stream: Max


After a stop-and-start first season of context, the Dance of the Dragons begins in earnest. Game of Thrones has always done well with battles and war, but the all-encompassing horror of royal families warring with so many enormous, flying dragons gives House of the Dragon an unceasing sense of fear and paranoia that Game of Thrones simply didn’t trade in.

Which is not to say it’s outright better than Game of Thrones‘ heyday. But House of the Dragon is justifying itself despite not matching Thrones‘ intricate chessboard intrigue. House of the Dragon‘s success is in making its war maximally spectacular and the specter of its conflict even more dreadful than Thrones ever managed.

15. Dandadan
season 1
12 episodes
stream: Netflix

Okay, huge caveat here. Dandadan would actually be quite a bit higher on this list. But there are unwise scenes involving, uh, sexual danger in its premier and finale (both scenes in the Dandadan manga, of course), and they are just so wholly unnecessary to the proceedings. I just have to mention them in case someone bites on this recommendation and thinks I’m a freak! But Dandadan easily makes this list despite that because it is zany, adorable, and a visual feast.

Cool girl loner Momo Ayase (obsessed with spirits) and unpopular nerd Ken Takakura (obsessed with aliens) have an argument over which obsession is actually for real. Upon learning that both of them are, the two grow closer and closer as Ken’s testicles are stolen (yeah) and they keep falling into the same paranormal situations. Dandadan makes surprisingly great use of romantic tension, and otherwise it’s just a great (and unhinged) action show. Nothing out there is quite like Dandadan, and as long as you can look past its two bad moments, it will be rewarding, and I hear it continue its greatness in future seasons.

14. Oshi no Ko
season 2
13 episodes (24 total)
stream: HiDive

After its sprawling, unbelievable opener, Oshi no Ko‘s first season took on the Japanese entertainment industry, but it couldn’t settle down. So here, it’s welcome that Oshi no Ko‘s second season really feels like it coheres, spending the bulk of its time on a 2.5D stage play, and like in season one, it pulls back the curtain on the unintuitive collaborative process in the industry while also using the play itself – whose premier lasts three entire episodes – to dive directly into the heads of its characters. And after all this, Oshi no Ko throws us a bone by getting around to some of the questions that have laid dormant since that aforementioned series premier. It’s not quite as thrilling as the best moments of the first season, but in turn Oshi no Ko has become a more complete, more fully-realized proceeding.

13. Hacks
season 3
8 episodes (24 total)
stream: Max


Hacks – the story of a young comedy writer pushing legendary comedienne Deborah Vance out of the comfort zone of an eternal Las Vegas residency – has been great already, but its third season gets extra gas by really tearing into how Ava’s destructive relationship with Deborah is something she consistently chooses. Season two ended with the kind of parting shot that lets a series just end if it really has to, but Hacks uses its almost-reversion to its status quo to really observe why it keeps arriving back there. Hacks‘ greatest strength remains its performances. I’m sure if Satan wasn’t forcing The Bear into the comedy categories at every award ceremony it would still be cleaning up, and deservedly so.

12. Shōgun
season 1
10 episodes
stream: Hulu

It is impossible to ignore Shōgun‘s sheer execution. Its visual spectacle is well worthy of the Game of Thrones comparisons, and its performances – particularly Hiroyuki Sanada as Emperor-hopeful Toranaga and Anna Sawai as translator Toda Mariko – are probably just the year’s best. It is a constant wonder to watch, and while it can feel a little slow, Shōgun is more than sufficiently rewarding of your patience in the big moments.

A couple of red marks, though: The very ending lands pretty awkwardly, and new season orders means that Shōgun will move beyond its source material. Call me pessimistic, but I’m not envisioning a Leftovers-style success story for future seasons that set their own course. But hopefully I’m wrong.

11. Pachinko
season 2
8 episodes (16 total)
stream: Apple TV+

Pachinko, a twin-storyline series about A. a Korean family in Japan in 1989 and B. how the grandmother got through the twentieth century to then, continues apace, and this season focuses heavily on the past storyline, barreling towards the show’s great mystery: why do we never see Sunja’s eldest son Noa in the 1989 storyline?

Though there are fewer jaw-wide-open moments than in season one and the themes of Japanese subjugation of and discrimination against Koreans are relaxed for now, season two chugs dutifully along as perhaps the most casually excellent drama of the last few years. The 1989 story feels a tad neglected, likely so there’s enough left in season three to resolve things there, but the young Sunja story feels all the more rewarding with young Noa and Baek kicking around, first as they survive through the Second World War and then as they grow up during the Korean War.

Pachinko continues to quietly be one of the best shows on TV, but people continue to sleep on it because there’s no particularly hooky angle. It’s just really good stuff, is all.

10. English Teacher
season 1
8 episodes
stream: Hulu


English Teacher was the best sitcom of the year. You unfortunately should not watch it. Next!

9. Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End
season 1
28 episodes (12 in 2024)
stream: Crunchyroll

I understand that this is sort of by nature for a show about the merciless passage of time, but outside of the main cast, the first cour of Frieren lacked many characters that felt like they’d matter going forward. The back half of Frieren‘s first season aggressively corrects this by hosting a mage exam (think the first arc of Hunter x Hunter) filled with many compelling faces they’d be stupid to not have pop up again. And while the new characters and the competitive context are all a blast, what really pops is Frieren‘s (and Frieren’s) unique relationship with magic. Already, Frieren has perhaps established itself as the most essential anime of the decade so far, and anyone with any tolerance for anime really needs to get on top of it.

8. Fantasmas
season 1
6 episodes
stream: Max


Julio Torres’ (kinda) sketch show Fantasmas wins this year’s The Curse Award for Strangest Vibe. In the upsettingly near future, Julio navigates a kafkaesque nightmare search for government documentation, and sketch-like sequences depict the peculiarities of this near future, from absurdities in technology, media, and communication to surrealist nonsense.

A young woman who plays a superhero at a theme park engages with a superfan who is not aware of non-superhero stories. Julio speaks with his annoying and extremely tiny social media consultant. A food delivery driver reveals he has a shocking past involving a major cultural moment. Julio sucks at jumping rope and makes a disturbing proposal to his jump rope class. A middle-aged man uses Grindr as “L👀KING 4 TWINKS 2 SUCK” to lure in potential victims for a photograph of his dead Pomeranian. And that’s all just one episode. Fantasmas is disorienting and hilarious, but most importantly it gives you the sensation that the dumb culture it depicts is basically already here.

7. Smiling Friends
season 2
8 episodes (17 episodes total)
stream: Max


Adult Swim’s new phenomenon has returned with an even stronger season. Smiling Friends has always specialized in the upsetting (from vaguely to very), so they dial in even more on that aspect: a scary man demands that Charlie make him smile, the disgusting Jimble requests the Smiling Friends’ help in reelecting him as the President of the United States to stave off a challenge from the ever-threatening Mr. Frog, and Pim and Mr. Boss travel to the stylistically-confounding Spamtopia, where you are not allowed to look its residents in the eye and everyone talks like they’re in the Clock Crew (if you understand that reference, congratulations). On top of that, nearly every episode uses some kind of mixed media on top of the traditionally-animated characters.

Smiling Friends‘ natural-feeling dialogue (think Home Movies) paired with its disarmingly insane events remains a winning formula, and its creators have a passion for animation that derives from their history on the Newgrounds-era internet. The only problem is that eight eleven-minute episodes is agonizingly few.

6. Arcane
season 2
9 episodes (18 total)
stream: Netflix

Look, yes, League of Legends-based Arcane is great. Its first season was great, and its conclusive second season was worth the three year wait. It’s an enormous achievement in animation, it’s a rare Western-produced animated drama that’s adult in tone, and it’s an emotional powerhouse of a show with strong themes and great characters.

But Arcane‘s second season can feel pretty bumpy! If its story about a well-off society trying to find safety by controlling the people of its poorer neighbor feels prescient, that aspect does fall a bit by the wayside compared to season one. If season one felt logical, season two feels challenging not just by feeling more abstract but by being significantly more complicated, losing some of the simplicity that made the themes in its first season pop so hard. Its insistence on maximal seriousness in all moments with zero levity can feel a little suffocating. I cannot understate this: Arcane has a stretch of four episodes where three 9/11’s happen. The show’s (great!) original soundtrack cannot stop over-describing exactly what is happening on the screen.

But all of those dings can be taken positively, too. There are few shows, let alone animated shows, whose ambitions are as high as Arcane‘s, and at a time where even a masterpiece like Scavengers Reign will get unceremoniously canceled, it’s so awesome to see a studio really financially invest in animation.

5. X-Men ’97
season 1
10 episodes
stream: Disney+

X-Men might just be the best superhero property, but its cultural life has predominantly resided in live action films for the past twenty-some years, with some very dodgy (or worse) movies marring the legacy of the great ones while said great ones are already complicated by director Bryan Singer, whose “sexual assault allegations” tab on his Wikipedia page runs pretty long. But outside of just the comics, the X-Men really belong in Saturday morning cartoons. I loved X-Men: Evolution as a kid.

But X-Men ’97 revives Evolution‘s more operatic, less complicated predecessor from 1992, and ’97 absolutely goes for it, in all directions. There are a couple of duds, sure. Jubilee and Sunspot get trapped in a video game. There’s a whole thing about a Jean Grey clone and which one is real and what that even means.

There are some that are completely off the wall. Storm loses her powers and is tormented by a demon. There’s a whole thing with aliens.

And then there is absolute fucking gold. Professor X leaves Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters to Magneto, who pleads his case in front of the United Nations. There’s the incredible episode on Genosha. Someone actually utters the words “Magneto was right.”

Even when it doesn’t completely work, it’s just a blast to see a show set off on crazy plotlines with seemingly no inhibitions. There will surely be more seasons, although showrunner Beau DeMayo was removed from the show due to allegations and evidence of sexual misconduct. Can someone normal make some great X-Men content for the screen, please?

4. Ripley
season 1
8 episodes
stream: Netflix


In 1960, New Yorker Tom Ripley is approached by one Herbert Greenleaf, who has mistaken him for a friend of his son, Dickey. Mr. Greenleaf offers to pay Ripley to travel to Italy to convince his slacker artist son to come home. Ripley accepts and travels to Italy, but Ripley is a conman and has other mysterious designs for Dickey. Dickey graciously accepts Ripley into his home, but Dickey’s girlfriend Marge senses there is something off about Dickey’s friend Tom.

The water slowly boils for two episodes until Ripley produces steam in its third episode and never stops whistling. Ripley navigates an impossible web of lies, traveling across Italy to keep everyone fooled. Ripley is extremely stressful and suspenseful for an unbearable proportion of its runtime.

It’s also shot incredibly well, with each black and white frame feeling as meticulously planned as Ripley’s next step. Andrew Scott also turns in one of the performances of the year as Tom Ripley, giving him an unnervingly pleasant radio voice. Ripley is an incredible ride, and though I haven’t read the books (or seen the film, for that matter), here’s hoping that they adapt the subsequent novels so we can get back on.

3. Interview With The Vampire
season 2
8 episodes (15 total)
stream: AMC+


Interview With The Vampire‘s first season was great, but though its second season does largely lose Sam Reid’s great performance as Lestat, the first season’s New Orleans setting began to feel cramped, and Eric Bogosian had too little to do as Daniel.

So it’s perfect that at the end of season one, Louis introduced Daniel to his (fellow vampire) lover Armand, and he just got to the part in the story where he and Claudia left for Europe. Interview deals with a larger cast this time around, and it’s refreshing to not be so bound to the Louis-Lestat-Claudia trifecta.

Interview‘s second season is just stuffed with payoffs. What happens to the Théâtre des Vampires? What really happened during Daniel’s first interview with Louis? What’s this Armand fellow’s deal? What becomes of Claudia?

Again, I can’t claim to have a strong picture of how strong an adaptation Interview is, but I’m aware that the explicit queerness, Louis and Claudia being black, and the titular interview being a follow-up are all inventions of this series. They continue to be incredibly strong elements of the show, and with this second season being so rich with resolutions to our lingering questions, few recent seasons have felt as rewarding as Interview‘s second.

2. Baby Reindeer
limited series
7 episodes
stream: Netflix


Baby Reindeer tells the real life story of how creator, director, writer, and lead actor Richard Gadd was stalked and harassed by a serial stalker (who had been to prison for it before) and how this tied into his history as a survivor of sexual assault. That’s a lot. Baby Reindeer is not usually quite as heavy as all that sounds, and indeed the intensity of “Donny” navigating the puzzle that is Martha can even occasionally feel a bit fun. But Baby Reindeer does always feel psychologically heavy, even when Donny is navigating his budding relationship with a trans woman or pursuing his dreams of being a prop comic.

Baby Reindeer is an arresting piece of television, and it’s made watchable by Josephine Bornebusch’s powerhouse turn as Martha. Martha is endlessly fascinating to watch, and Bornebusch somehow keeps her schtick fresh across these seven episodes.

It also just feels amazing that Gadd processed this personal story of his into a series like this. Baby Reindeer might feel overwhelmingly intense, but that feels slightly less so because the show itself is also a great act of courage.

1. Industry
season 3
8 episodes (24 total)
stream: Max


After one of its central characters leaves the British investment banking giant Pierpoint to end the second season, Industry has become less attached to its original central setting, and this has sparked a sense of freedom in the show. Industry‘s monumental third season is less interested in the nuts and bolts of investment banking than ever, instead taking the time to send the central characters through the wringer and stare into their souls. Rishi has loan sharks threatening to chop off his limbs. Harper fully embraces her ability to be a bad person. Eric makes his choice between loyalty to his company and loyalty to his friend. Yasmin ducks the press as her horrible father goes missing. Robert wakes up next to a dead woman. And this all centers around newcomer Kit Harrington’s role as manchild billionaire Henry Muck (hrm) and his company (a Pierpoint client) attempting to go public.

These character portraits can be so stunning and strangely captivating that The Sopranos is perhaps the only apt comparison. Rishi has the entirety of “White Mischief,” of course. Robert has an intense trip on ayahuasca in “Company Man.” We learn a distressing amount about Yasmin’s real feelings about her missing father in “Nikki Beach, or: So Many Ways To Lose.” Everyone shines in finale “Infinite Largesse,” but it’s never felt like we had a clearer picture of Eric than we do there.

And “Infinite Largesse” leaves us in a confusing place. If season two’s finale dared the show to leave the confines of Pierpoint, this finale dares even further. I almost assumed this was it for the show, but a fourth season is confirmed. I trust no show more to continue to venture into the unknown.

Honorable Mentions

Abbott Elementary, season 3 & 4
BLUE LOCK, season 2
Bob’s Burgers, seasons 14 & 15
Fallout, season 1
Heartstopper, season 3
Mr. & Mrs. Smith, season 1
My Adventures With Superman, season 2
Shrinking, season 2
Silo, season 2
The Apothecary Diaries, season 1
The Bear, season 3
The Diplomat, season 2
The Penguin, limited series
True Detective, season 4
What We Do In The Shadows, season 6

Joey’s Top Ten TV Episodes of 2024

I do four lists every year now: Songs, albums, TV shows…and then this one is the odd duck. You can certainly find lists of the best episodes, but those other units of entertainment produce orders of magnitude more. But the truth is, going back to an entire show is a lot! What if you want to revisit a show by throwing on that one dynamite episode, a self-contained bit of brilliance? Maybe you’re a freak, and you want to discard continuity and good form and just check out the best episode of a show without actually watching the episodes before it. Do people do that? Is that a thing? (I can only really recommend doing such a thing with #10 here.)

Well, I’ve got the list for you. These wouldn’t all be pleasurable rewatches that represent each show at their most quintessential, of course. A few of the highest rated episodes here are deliriously rich payoffs that do benefit greatly from the buildup. One or two is probably too emotionally intense to revisit. But to me, these were the best moments of TV in a pretty good year for it. In a year where Succession is gone and The Bear stumbled, we had to find those next classic holy-shit moments.

Tomorrow is the top twenty TV shows.

10. “Charlie, Pim, and Bill vs The Alien”
Smiling Friends
season 2, episode 6
stream: Max


Episodes six and seven of the incredible new season of Smiling Friends are a jump up on the insanity scale for the show, but while Spamtopia is probably my favorite thing from the whole season, I have to go with Charlie’s and Pim’s (and Bill’s) trip into outer space. The new setting provides an elevated horror for the show. They meet a couple of mixed media aliens (played by RedLetterMedia’s Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans) who bully them into partying and then instruct them that they’ll push a button to blow up a populated planet, or else. When they finally arrive home, Smiling Friends hits us with an incredible twist. It’s the show’s most concerning and uncomfortable eleven minutes yet.

Also considered: “A Allan Adventure” (season 2, episode 3), “The Magical Red Jewel AKA Tyler Gets Fired” (season 2, episode 7)

9. “Red Dragon I”
Delicious in Dungeon
season 1, episode 11
stream: Netflix


You learn to appreciate the slow-roll, episodic nature of Delicious in Dungeon, learning about the flora and fauna of the titular dungeon via fictional cooking lessons. But our heroes really need to find their way back to the red dragon that swallowed their beloved mage Falin. And this is just an absolutely classic anime battle episode, with Studio Trigger balling out and spending the heck out of the animation budget. Delicious in Dungeon can feel a bit less like Dungeons & Dragons and more like a video game, as the objectives exist in the context of spaces that are very visually defined. And this is never better used than in the big boss battle, as a giant dragon chases the party through an abandoned underground city.

8. “Episode 4”
Baby Reindeer
episode 4
stream: Netflix


By its fourth episode, Richard Gadd’s autobiographical Baby Reindeer is already no stranger to depicting traumatizing events. Martha’s stalking of Donny had already gone to some pretty dark places, but something was plainly bubbling underneath the surface that made this saga all the harder for Donny.

Donny is asked why it took him so long to report Martha, and we’re whisked back to the horrible events of “Episode 4.” There’s no real way around it, “Episode 4” – which is about how Donny (a fictionalized version of Gadd, to whom these things really happened) is groomed and sexually assaulted – is a bad time, and a lot of people who aren’t already sitting out this series that unflinchingly stares into Gadd’s personal trauma might still want to skip it. But it’s a strong and valuable depiction of how these sorts of things can happen, and why people can seem unable to stop it.

Also considered: “Episode 6” (episode 6)

7. “The Red Dragon And The Gold”
House of the Dragon
season 2, episode 4
stream: Max


Game of Thrones sold itself really hard based on its CGI dragons, and people ate that shit up. But I was always pretty unimpressed. Dany’s dragons mostly just hung around occasionally breathing fire on individuals. If dragons ever actually fought each other, it was somehow never cool enough to enter the cultural memory. Well. House of the Dragon is making its bones on hot dragon-on-dragon action, and my mouth hung open for the full final fifteen minutes of “The Red Dragon And The Gold,” which makes clear just how devastating these creatures were to Targaryen-era Westeros. The immediate peril to not only the dragon-riding participants but every living thing on the ground even somewhat near the battle in the sky is so clear in a way that Game of Thrones could never make it, and “The Red Dragon And The Gold” shows that House of the Dragon is going to do some incredible things when it gets around to even crazier events in the source material.

6. “Remember It”
X-Men ’97
season 1, episode 5
stream: Disney Plus


It is simply hard to sell these episodes without just outright talking about the twist events that send them up this list, and it’s never harder than on “Remember It.” X-Men ’97 had already demonstrated that it was ready to take difficult subjects head-on in a way that its nineties predecessor probably wasn’t quite allowed, but when the X-Men travel to the mutant island nation of Genosha as it prepares to join the United Nations, X-Men ’97 goes in about as extreme a route as is possible. Great action sequences ensue, yeah, but the fact that a superhero show goes there and does so at all convincingly is extremely impressive. Here’s hoping that as long as we’re oversaturated with superhero properties, others can figure out how to build up that kind of storytelling credibility.

Also considered: “Mutant Liberation Begins” (season 1, episode 2)

5. “White Mischief”
Industry
season 3, episode 4
stream: Max


Coming unglued from a show that had just been about young talent at a major British investment bank, Industry‘s third season made the great choice to stare extremely deeply into its characters, and never was the choice more aggressive than it was on “White Mischief,” Uncut Gems but with Rishi. You see, Rishi is great at his job because he is addicted to risk, and it’s also why his life is coming completely undone. It’s really an odyssey. Rishi’s marriage is falling apart. Rishi is in deep shit with loan sharks. Rishi gambles, parties, gets the shit beaten out of him, and comes into work the next day without sleeping. Rishi pushes his role as a market maker to the absolute limit. This is all horrible, but also kind of delightful because we hadn’t gotten to glimpse Rishi outside of work basically at all, as he’s not quite a central character.

Like in Uncut Gems, there is a moment of sweet catharsis in “White Mischief.” But how does Uncut Gems end?

Also considered: “Nikki Beach, or: So Many Ways To Lose” (season 3, episode 6), “Infinite Largesse” (season 3, episode 8)

4. “To A Kinder World”
Dandadan
season 1, episode 7
stream: Netflix


“To A Kinder World” doesn’t do anything novel story-wise with its employment of the tragic-anime-backstory trope, but where it really shines is the execution. Firstly, animation studio Science Saru completely goes to town, not just with impressive and detailed animation, but creative art direction and bold visual decisions (although the brutal moment halfway in is a bit indulgently gruesome). But the real winning move is the score during the dialogue-free moments of the flashback, which adapts an incredibly sad chapter of manga and changes the mood just enough to keep that sadness but also inject it with a bit of awe that a show about aliens and spirits should always have. A ridiculously beautiful episode of television, impressively so considering that it begins with the characters recovering one of Ken Takakura’s missing testicles.

3. “III Sommerso”
Ripley
episode 3
stream: Netflix


Ripley starts a little slowly. Tom is clearly cooking up some kind of plan, but it’s unclear what it is or how quickly we’ll see any of it. Well, Tom pieces together that Dickey’s father and girlfriend have convinced him to (rightfully) doubt Tom. Tom’s plan arrives quickly from there, and he wrestles his situation so that he might have some control over it again. What ensues is a comprehensively berzerk sequence of events, so whiplash-inducing after a slow first couple of episodes. Ripley’s pursuit of whatever it is he wants does not get any easier from here, either.

Also considered: “V Lucio” (episode 5), “VIII Narcissus” (episode 8)

2. “And That’s The End Of It. There’s Nothing Else”
Interview With The Vampire
season 2, episode 8
stream: AMC+


The second season finale of Interview With The Vampire, which reaches the conclusion of the first novel in Anne Rice’s series, does begin with an action climax, true, but to my delight, that’s not really what things were building to. You see, Daniel has been listening to Louis’s story and smells bullshit. Louis squirms as Daniel asks him some clarifying questions, uncertain what he’s driving at.

All of the present day stuff in “And That’s The End Of It. There’s Nothing Else” is just so narratively satisfying. I’m totally new to the series, so I can’t comment on how it compares to the novels or the film (I’m aware of a few major differences), but I was blown away by how well this series paid off. This is also the episode where Eric Bogosian can really shine as Daniel, turning in an underrated performance in a series full of great ones. I would be satisfied if this adaptation was finished. But they’re not. There are twelve more books to adapt, after all.

Also considered: “I Could Not Prevent It” (season 2, episode 7)

1. “Green Queen”
The Curse
episode 10
stream: Showtime


I am begging you all to please watch The Curse.

The Curse was my #6 show of 2023, but its two final episodes came out in 2024, and they are both doozies. At the start of finale “Green Queen,” it’s months later, and Whitney and Asher are doing a press tour because Whitney’s Green Queen is finally on HGTV. Whitney is about to have Asher’s baby, and all is well.

The Curse has spent nine painful episodes establishing that Whitney is a hollow person desperate to be seen as good, and Asher is a loser hanger-on who, to put it politely, simply does not know how to behave. Their lives are wrapped in neverending contradiction. Whitney’s thing is building sustainable, energy-efficient homes, but she cannot square that this seemingly-good thing is not only unwanted by her community, but does active harm to it. Her ambition to turn her life into a TV show makes all this harder for her and Asher to plaster over.

So all isn’t really well, but they’ve both made it. The show and the baby are the things they’ve desperately wanted, and they are here.

But then.

“Green Queen” is one of the most memorable and astonishing payoffs in TV history, which feels ridiculous to say when almost no one I know has actually dutifully made their way through The Curse. But it’s just something you have to experience, and then it’s something you have to live with and wonder about, and then it will make you think about The Curse more.

Also considered: “Young Hearts” (episode 9)

Honorable Mentions

“A Breakup,” Mr. & Mrs. Smith, season 1 episode 8
“AGG,” Somebody Somewhere, season 3 episode 7
“Bulletproof,” Hacks, season 3 episode 9
“Cent’Anni,” The Penguin, episode 4
“Chapter Thirteen,” Pachinko, season 2 episode 5
“Crimson Sky,” Shōgun, season 1 episode 9
“Dog Christmas Day Afternoon,” Bob’s Burgers, season 15 episode 9
“Episode 1,” Uzumaki, episode 1
“Growth,” Oshi no Ko, season 2 episode 6
“Jinshi and Maomao,” The Apothecary Diaries, season 1 episode 24
“Journey,” Heartstopper, season 3 episode 4
“Last Attack,” BLUE LOCK, season 2 episode 14
“Looking4Twinks2S**k,” Fantasmas, episode 4
“Napkins,” The Bear, season 3 episode 6
“No Lessons Learned,” Curb Your Enthusiasm, season 12 episode 10
“Pretend Like It’s The First Time,” Arcane, season 2 episode 7
“The Height of Magic,” Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, season 1, episode 26
“The Last Soloist,” Sound! Euphonium, season 3 episode 12