Music became a warzone in 2024. Not one but two diss tracks hit #1 on the Hot 100 (Megan actually has the most scorching line between them: “These hoes don’t be mad at Megan/These hoes mad at Megan’s Law”). Chappell Roan’s demands for basic personal liberties traumatized droves of entitled fans. K-pop’s ascendant NewJeans ground to a halt to fight with management. Beyoncé’s country album is largely about her experience at the CMAs. Anna Wintour gutted Pitchfork, perhaps the preeminent driver of consensus in popular music today. Camila Cabello attempted a style shift so baffling and inept that I had to respect its power.
2024’s music will always be remembered by its big stories. Kendrick vs. Drake. Brat Summer. Sabrina Carpenter making the jump to superstardom. Chappell Roan rocketing impossibly fast to superstardom. Shaboozey taking over the Hot 100 and challenging the record held by “Old Town Road.” Monoculture has felt more alive this year than it has in a while, and it’s honestly felt kind of refreshing. In a year that otherwise made no sense, popular music finally stabilized for a second.
As always, I’ve prepared Spotify playlists at the bottom of this article. I’ve always felt that listening to the first one without shuffle is the best way to enjoy this feature. Thanks, folks. Tomorrow is the albums list.
10. “euphoria”
by Kendrick Lamar
Okay, first off, I don’t cosign all of this. Kendrick says some weird stuff here. I won’t take up your time picking them out, just preemptively noting that, yeah, I know this and that line don’t need to be there.
But despite all that, “euphoria” is just a blast, maybe the most fun diss track I’ve ever heard. A chill goes down my spine when, after Kendrick rejects that their beef is about pride, the church bell tolls as Kendrick hits “hater” in “now let me say I’m the biggest hater.” You wonder how Drake can keep up with Kendrick’s buttery flow on that “I hate when a rapper talk about guns” stanza. You hear “I like Drake with the melodies, I don’t like Drake when he act tough” and realize that might be the final word on his body of work.
Shit’s fucking funny, too. There’s the weird Joel Osteen/Haley Joel Osment mixup, there’s the music stopping before he goes “some shit just cringeworthy, it ain’t even gotta be deep I guess,” and there’s the Push-invoking nothing ’bout thaaaaat.
Not everything holds up under scrutiny, but “euphoria” is an absolute clinic, a dizzying demonstration of technical prowess over a fun Sounwave beat that earns its way into the Hall of Fame of hatred.
Don’t bring back Puff, though. Don’t do that!
9. “She’s Leaving You”
by MJ Lenderman
“We all got work to do.”
It’s hard to think of a more mature, productive takeaway from the end of a relationship (although my #13 song of the year certainly competes), but MJ Lenderman is doing his best to move on with grace. Is he deluding himself and holding back emotionally? On verse two, he tells himself that he’s not in Vegas to gamble only to rationalize himself into it. The rest of Manning Fireworks contains some of the devastation he doesn’t indulge in here, but here he’s matter-of-fact. It falls apart. It does get dark. We all got work to do. You can’t disagree.
And then there’s the haunting background vocal that’s all by itself at the end, provided by ex-girlfriend and still-bandmate Karly Hartzman. That vocal leaves the song in a very troubled place even while it manages to keep its head up.
8. “MILLION DOLLAR BABY”
by Tommy Richman
I’m sorry, who?
“MILLION DOLLAR BABY” is one of the most out-of-nowhere hits in a while, and it sounds like a slightly twisted and wrong version of today’s pop. It sounds like Tommy is singing this from underwater, yet it’s still loud enough to just about blow up your laptop speakers. Richman mumbles a whole bunch of nonsense in his falsetto. That’s “I ain’t ever rep a set, baby” at the start, and your ears don’t deceive you, he’s saying “don’t @ me.” Apparently this song was actually a rush-job, meaning that lightning really struck for Richman. His album followed this to absolutely zero fanfare, but that minimal, blown-out sound we get in “MILLION DOLLAR BABY” is both one of the most fun and most unique pop songs of the year, and though he hasn’t capitalized, maybe he’ll get another hit if he really wants it so badly.
7. “Espresso”
by Sabrina Carpenter
Some Sabrina Carpenter songs are melodically stronger (and resemble “Say So” a whole lot less), but “Espresso” is the one that just doesn’t let up. The backing track is too fun, the rap-style sex boasts go hard, and those backing vocals going “YES!” are just perfect.
And it’s just funny. “Mountain Dew it for ya” rhymes with “coffee, brewed it for ya.” “Switch it up like Nintendo” is the rare lyrical punchline about a contemporary gaming system. “My honeybee, come and get this pollen” still makes me blush.
Sabrina doesn’t seem all that interested in this guy, but she is having a great time with how thoroughly he’s hooked on her. “Espresso” isn’t really a song about sex, but the startling confidence and assuredness she finds therein.
6. “the girl, so confusing version with lorde”
by Charli xcx (ft. Lorde)
BRAT is a fantastic album, a deserving consensus album of 2024, but “the girl, so confusing version with lorde” (featuring Lorde) reveals one deficiency: Charli isn’t all that locked in lyrically. The first verse here, left intact from the album version, certainly gets the job done, but aside from “We talk about making music/But I don’t know if it’s honest” each line feels pretty functional.
Which is not really something you notice until Lorde shows up. Because ohhhhhhhhhh my god. The last time a feature verse blew me away more than this was Nicki’s spot on “Monster.”

It’s honestly a tough choice between this, “360,” and “Von dutch,” but there’s something so rare about the sound of two people working it out on the remix.
Take it away, Kyle.
5. “Off With Her Tits”
by Allie X
“Off With Her Tits” is a lot of things at once. It’s overdramatic, it’s jokey, it’s a bop, it’s dead fucking serious. It’s a fun dancefloor jam that evokes The Knife, but it’s also a harrowing story that can be unpleasant to listen to and think about. “Off With Her Tits” sees comedy in these series of tragedies experienced by its gender dysphoric narrator, at least in a bang-your-head-against-the-table kind of way. Allie X makes sure to give this situation the proper weight, and makes sure to not present it as just another sad story.
4. “Angel Of My Dreams”
by JADE
After intro-ing with that big, bright chorus, “Angel Of My Dreams” quickly descends into Hell. Thirteen years after Little Mix was One-Directioned together on The X Factor, JADE feels cheated, and she expresses her feelings through a chaotic smorgasbord of pop elements. There’s the demonic, driving pulse and the contrasting versions of the chorus, the ones at the bookends hefty and brilliant, the ones between frantic and twisted. Pop songs abound about not getting everything you’re promised in the trade, but “Angel Of My Dreams” has a particularly sharp ire, as it seems specifically targeted. Can’t imagine a more satisfying resolution for Mixers everywhere.
Who needs Simon Le Cowell?
3. “Good Luck, Babe!”
by Chappell Roan
With a backing track sounding like it came out of Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” session, “Good Luck, Babe!” is the cherry on top of Chappell Roan’s ascent – the clear music story of 2024. And it isn’t characterized by a sort of magic the way “Pink Pony Club” is and it isn’t laced with pop crack the way “HOT TO GO!” is. It’s just her strongest piece of songwriting yet, bolstered by a skilled and restrained vocal. It’s perhaps the most horrifying sendoff to a failed love you might hear in a pop song (reminiscent of 2024’s cult hit I Saw The TV Glow): if you won’t get with me, what if you’re never yourself?
2. “All My Exes Live In Vortexes”
by Rosie Tucker
Did you know:
1. Amazon workers skip bathroom breaks and pee in bottles in order to keep their jobs?
2. Packaging is the world’s largest source of plastic waste, comprising about 40% of all plastic waste?
3. The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is a mass of plastic in the North Pacific Ocean around the size of Alaska, and apparently a Dutch nonprofit has plans to clean it up within ten years, pending financial support?
4. The plastic industry basically lied to everyone, and very little plastic ever gets recycled?
5. Even in the case of plastic that does get recycled, it degrades with every turnover?
But we’re all just middle-sized fish. So it’s not really on us.
Anyway. This song is about a failing relationship.
1. “Not Like Us”
by Kendrick Lamar
It was game two of the Western Conference Semifinals between the Denver Nuggets and our Minnesota Timberwolves, and Jaden McDaniels and Nickeil Alexander-Walker had just done this to Jamal Murray. I looked at my phone for probably the fiftieth time already that game, and oh god. Oh shit.
Now deep into their beef, Drake and Kendrick had just traded sprawling and nauseatingly messy tracks late the night prior within half an hour of each other. Kendrick planned things so he’d have the last word of the night, but here he was back for more. The single’s “cover” was presumably an image of Drake’s house, lovingly marked in the way a sex offender registry map might be. Yet another thing you react to by widening your eyes, shaking your head, and moving your head slightly back as if you were taking a small amount of psychic damage on Drake’s behalf. We were all getting fairly used to that ritual.
DJ Mustard had taken Monk Higgins’ cover of Ray Charles’ “I Believe To My Soul” and used two samples to fairly opposite ends. The “Not Like Us” intro and pre-chorus sounds like a party. Kendrick Lamar is here to declare and celebrate victory. We are all invited to the party. The sample that runs throughout, meanwhile, sounds evil, like the song that plays when the villain unleashes his henchmen. The gleeful hatred of “Not Like Us” is a feeling that doesn’t leave you.
And Kendrick, giving us his best Drakeo the Ruler flow, expands our minds regarding what we might find in a diss track. You can just flat out call the guy a pedophile. You can deliver a 5/10 joke so well that the entire country will learn it. And most unexpectedly of all, Kendrick could give a brief history lesson before dressing down The Drake Effect – a bump Drake can give to a smaller artist often thought of as an act of benevolence – as an act of colonization.
“Not Like Us” is the song of the year not just for its power, although there is certainly that. The last time Drake got destroyed in an exchange of diss tracks, he immediately shrugged it off and spent fourteen of the next seventeen weeks at the top of the Hot 100. This time, I hear an apologetic tone in people’s voice whenever anyone says a positive word about his music. Perhaps this will stop after Kendrick ceases his parade of reminders: a livestreamed concert film, a music video, a surprise album, a Super Bowl Halftime performance, a stadium tour…I could say a lot about all of this, but I’ll spare you.
But “Not Like Us” is the song of the year because it viscerally taps into feelings of revenge, power, and hate. And finding joy therein. It’s pretty disgusting, but for four and a half minutes, it’s a pretty great time.
Not about who the greatest, it’s always been about love and hate.
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
Maybe you hated Simon Cowell. Maybe you hated the CMAs. Maybe you hated sex pests, be they alleged or convicted. Honestly? It was fun. The year of hate really served us well.
Well, until it didn’t.
The Next 15
11. Doechii: “NISSAN ALTIMA”
12. Charli xcx: “Von dutch”
13. Adrianne Lenker: “Sadness As A Gift”
14. Doechii: “DENIAL IS A RIVER”
15. Future, Metro Boomin & Kendrick Lamar: “Like That”
16. Charli xcx: “360”
17. Megan Thee Stallion: “HISS”
18. Maggie Rogers: “Don’t Forget Me”
19. Waxahatchee (ft. MJ Lenderman): “Right Back To It”
20. Sabrina Carpenter: “Taste”
21. Magdalena Bay: “Death & Romance”
22. Shaboozey: “A Bar Song (Tipsy)”
23. Beyoncé & Shaboozey: “SWEET★HONEY★BUCKIIN'”
24. Tinashe: “Nasty”
25. Charly Bliss: “Back There Now”
Honorable Mentions
aespa: “Supernova”
Billie Eilish: “BIRDS OF A FEATHER”
Camila Cabello (ft. Playboi Carti): “I LUV IT”
Charli xcx: “Apple”
Charli xcx (ft. Billie Eilish): “Guess”
Charly Bliss: “Calling You Out”
Fontaines D.C.: “Starburster”
Los Campesinos!: “Holy Smoke (2005)”
Macklemore: “HIND’S HALL”
Megan Moroney: “Noah”
NewJeans: “How Sweet”
NLE Choppa: “SLUT ME OUT 2”
Porter Robinson: “Cheerleader”
The Lonely Island: “Sushi Glory Hole”
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross: “Challengers: Match Point”
Tyler, The Creator (ft. GloRilla, Sexxy Red & Lil Wayne): “Sticky”
Wishy: “Love On The Outside”
And as always, here are Spotify playlists to go with this feature, first of all the songs listed and then of just the top ten.































